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Kind Of An Anti-Penthouse Letter
December 31, 2010 4:39 PM   Subscribe

(NSFW) BUTT magazine (previously, previouslier) has undergone a huge redesign this year and asked readers to submit reviews of their sexual encounters. They don't always go well.

Except maybe in Mongolia.
posted by The Whelk (23 comments total) 19 users marked this as a favorite

 
Gay Mongolia - Gay Mongolia
posted by Avenger at 4:58 PM on December 31, 2010


Mongol Wrestling -- these guys have no hangups.

Mongol Wrestling Flash Mob -- set to music.
posted by Avenger at 5:04 PM on December 31, 2010


Is this something I would have to have a butt to understand?
posted by Sailormom at 5:09 PM on December 31, 2010 [5 favorites]


Reading those is like watching a trainwreck. Bad sex is so universal.
posted by Forktine at 5:09 PM on December 31, 2010


Maybe it's just the Baileys in my coffee, but the "there's a naked man in my house" song really cracked me up.
posted by kimdog at 5:11 PM on December 31, 2010 [1 favorite]


Does this magazine make my redesign look huge?
posted by DU at 5:31 PM on December 31, 2010 [2 favorites]


NOW I'm happy!

Thank you so much The Whelk!
posted by artof.mulata at 5:32 PM on December 31, 2010


I'm glad y'all have gotten your own Penthouse Forum.
posted by jonmc at 6:48 PM on December 31, 2010


I love how there was apparently a need to mark something named "Butt Magazine" as NSFW. As though there was some ambiguous.
posted by DoctorFedora at 6:51 PM on December 31, 2010 [2 favorites]


Ambiguity. Ambiguity. Stupid autocorrect.
posted by DoctorFedora at 6:51 PM on December 31, 2010


Does this magazine make my redesign look huge?

Only against your tiny hands.
posted by crossoverman at 7:16 PM on December 31, 2010 [2 favorites]


He was cute (I did get a good look at him the next day when I was more sober), but much older than me. I found out later he was 38.We were making out at the bar and I invited him over. I’m not sure why on earth a 38 year old would ever go back to a19 year old’s place unless said 38 year old was homeless or lived in Maspeth and didn’t have cab money.

Dude! Don't you ever read Craigslist personal ads? 19 year olds who can host seem to be all that the 38 year olds are looking for!
posted by hippybear at 8:36 PM on December 31, 2010 [3 favorites]


homeless or lived in Maspeth.

It's pretty much the same thing.
posted by The Whelk at 9:38 PM on December 31, 2010


Someone on a forum I frequent recently asked if anyone knew a "young gay man" that he could use as a sounding board for a short story he was writing. (Because apparently being gay is so weird that he can't be confident of writing a gay character without grilling some poor wannabe writer about the "lifestyle.")

I am currently resisting the temptation to send him these links. I ask for your prayers in this, my time of need.


There's a naked maaaaan in my house...
posted by Scattercat at 11:57 PM on December 31, 2010 [4 favorites]


This is the most fabulous thing I have read on the internet in weeks! Thank you!
posted by Jacqueline at 1:24 AM on January 1, 2011


I love that there is a magazine called Butt.

They posted David Wojnarowicz’s Fire In My Belly , which, sadly, was removed from the Smithsonian's Hide/Seek: Desire and Difference in American Portraiture, in it's entirety.


I love very much them for that.
posted by louche mustachio at 2:26 AM on January 1, 2011 [7 favorites]


one of my favorite things about butt magazine is how when you 'like' it on facebook it announces to everyone '[fotb] likes BUTT MAGAZINE'.
posted by fallacy of the beard at 8:24 AM on January 1, 2011


it starts off so realistically...

Although I was doubtful before, I quickly realized that I actually had a good chance of hooking up with him. He was passive and dumb which, in my experience, are two essential traits to have in moments of sexual experimentation.

...but then degenerates into bitter falsehood:

After a passionless make out session, he pushed my hand on his hard cock, and directed my face downward. But this time around, I was in no mood to suck a guy off who was only interested in feeling wanted. I had started to feel used.
posted by fallacy of the beard at 8:47 AM on January 1, 2011


What's the magazine for the domestic homosexual?
posted by gjc at 6:23 PM on January 1, 2011


ahahahahaha nakedman.mp3 is solid freaking gold. Thanks for this.
posted by en forme de poire at 7:23 PM on January 1, 2011 [1 favorite]


I was laughing at the nakedman.mp3 bonus as well.

I have to say my failed or miserable sexual experiences are more interesting than the triumphs. I sure seem to dwell on them more.
posted by Xoebe at 8:48 PM on January 1, 2011


I do love BUTT. Are there pix of the new design? I loved their old one so much.
posted by wemayfreeze at 9:28 PM on January 2, 2011


What I'm not shocked at on the first work day of the year: All the links at the FPP are blocked at work.

What I am shocked at on the first work day of the year: that a 19-year-old is surprised that a 38-year-old who is neither homeless nor bereft of cab fare wants to go home with them. The make-out session at the bar probably convinced him that his new friend wasn't asking him home to talk about the eighties.
posted by Halloween Jack at 8:47 AM on January 3, 2011


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