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January 16, 2011 2:58 PM

Rule 34 expands once again. Real life Simpsons sex tape (nsfw) coming to a screen near you. Trust me you can not unsee this so watch at your own risk...

There is a real life Simpsons porn movie being made. Here is some more information including screenshots (via Fleshbot). Links NSFW or really anything but since curiosity got the better of me and scarred me for life I thought I would share...

posted by troll on a pony (133 comments total)

Would appreciate a NSFW notice above the fold.

Also: Yeah right, troll on a pony, a wonderful, magical real life sex tape.
posted by sciurus at 3:00 PM on January 16, 2011

Dot org?
posted by klangklangston at 3:01 PM on January 16, 2011 [3 favorites]

You need a NSFW tag on something billed as a sex tape? Really?
posted by axiom at 3:01 PM on January 16, 2011 [69 favorites]

This movie's entire budget went toward hairspray. The yellow skin came from using actors with end-stage cirrhosis.
posted by griphus at 3:02 PM on January 16, 2011 [5 favorites]

griphus: "This movie's entire budget went toward hairspray. The yellow skin came from using actors with end-stage cirrhosis"

Oh don't be so jaundiced.
posted by boo_radley at 3:06 PM on January 16, 2011 [34 favorites]

I'm surprised they're just getting around to it.
posted by cmoj at 3:06 PM on January 16, 2011 [1 favorite]

I just want everyone to know that I'm building a doomsday device in my basement.
posted by Avenger at 3:07 PM on January 16, 2011 [10 favorites]

Glad to see Moe gets some.

Also, imagine how many Cheeto-dust it took to get everyone that yellow.
posted by hermitosis at 3:08 PM on January 16, 2011 [2 favorites]

That is one of the better Homer impressions I have ever heard.
posted by Astro Zombie at 3:08 PM on January 16, 2011 [5 favorites]

Marge has blue pubes.

D'oh!
posted by Skygazer at 3:09 PM on January 16, 2011

For those of you apparently new to the internet, Rule 34 got to the Simpsons a LONG time ago.
posted by chimaera at 3:10 PM on January 16, 2011 [2 favorites]

Everything about this is wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.

Wrong.

On every possible dimension.

I've not clicked on links, but... just knowing that this is occurring is scarring enough.

Hold me.
posted by PROD_TPSL at 3:11 PM on January 16, 2011 [2 favorites]

I was also surprised at how good Homer's voice acting was. Is there any legal action Fox could legitimately take against the production company? I know how litigation happy they are about the Simpsons usually.
posted by codacorolla at 3:12 PM on January 16, 2011

[added the nsfw tag. future reference, you should assume something that says "sex tape" may be unsafe for work. deleted a few comments "MO" stands for "move on"]
posted by jessamyn at 3:14 PM on January 16, 2011 [1 favorite]

MAAAARGE, YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEAAAART!
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 3:18 PM on January 16, 2011 [9 favorites]

The only link above the fold is totally safe for work - there is no nudity or swearing.
posted by w0mbat at 3:19 PM on January 16, 2011 [2 favorites]

Astro Zombie: That is one of the better Homer impressions I have ever heard.

And one of the *worst* Marge impressions.
posted by SansPoint at 3:19 PM on January 16, 2011 [3 favorites]

One time I had to come up with a bunch of different animated sitcom families for a project I was working on. I was like, okay, the Jetsons, the Flintstones, the Simpsons, the Griffins . . . hmmm, there must be others. I'll just google "animated sitcom families." Then I was like, okay, now I'll google "cartoon families." Then I was like, okay, now I'll google "toon families." You don't want to google "toon families."
posted by (Arsenio) Hall and (Warren) Oates at 3:20 PM on January 16, 2011 [3 favorites]

In before "thank you, come again" jokes
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 3:26 PM on January 16, 2011 [6 favorites]

When I was a kid I saw a Tijuana bible of Dagwood, Blondie, and the kids.

Warped for life.
posted by dhartung at 3:27 PM on January 16, 2011 [3 favorites]

The only thing about this that officially grosses me out about this is how McBane's dick is bright yellow in that pre-suck picture, and then totally normal-colored in the following pre-fuck picture.

Also: needs more Smithers/Burns.
posted by hermitosis at 3:27 PM on January 16, 2011 [5 favorites]

Stupid sexy Flanders.
posted by Faint of Butt at 3:28 PM on January 16, 2011 [35 favorites]

And one of the *worst* Marge impressions.

I'm thinking that maybe (just maybe!) they didn't hire her for her Marge Simpson impersonation acumen.
posted by orville sash at 3:28 PM on January 16, 2011 [1 favorite]

Creator Lee Roy Myers responds in the comments of the second link:

"Okay, I give. I have to reply to a bunch of people. Wow, you make one movie where people's vaginas are yellow...
-Yes, I do my thing, and it's probably a little different then other pornographers. I think porn can be funny, weird, different and still be sexy.
-Yes, it is Cookie Kwan.
-Disturbed is okay. I am not a traditionalist.
- It is Homer's POV, so you barely see him.
- And Eddie loved playing Ned.
- There is a rug.
-And yes, there are a ton of characters I did not include in this movie. It would be 3.5 years long if I included everybody.
-Finally, I live for rule 34."
posted by hermitosis at 3:31 PM on January 16, 2011 [9 favorites]

This is just dumb.
posted by nola at 3:32 PM on January 16, 2011

Worst. Porno. Ever!
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 3:33 PM on January 16, 2011 [3 favorites]

It would be 3.5 years long if I included everybody.

Let's get on this, people! A pornographic Simpsons-parody running 30,000 hours long would be our generation's Parthenon.
posted by griphus at 3:35 PM on January 16, 2011 [28 favorites]

Even the thick makeup didn't cover up the asscne on Cookie Kwan. Maybe they'll take care of that along with all of the messed up makeup in post production.
posted by zephyr_words at 3:36 PM on January 16, 2011 [2 favorites]

I feel like asscne may be a reaction TO the makeup, in which case what we have here is a vicious cycle.
posted by hermitosis at 3:39 PM on January 16, 2011

This link is shite.
posted by dougrayrankin at 3:42 PM on January 16, 2011

OH HELL NO
posted by perilous at 3:43 PM on January 16, 2011 [1 favorite]

They fuck, and fuck, and fuck and fuck and fuck
Fuck, fuck, fuck
Fuck, fuck, fuuuuuuuuck
The Itchy and Snatchy SHOOOOOWWWWWW
posted by 23skidoo at 3:44 PM on January 16, 2011 [16 favorites]

Simpsons did it.




All night long.
posted by Rhaomi at 3:44 PM on January 16, 2011 [5 favorites]

This gives a new meaning to the couch gag.
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 3:47 PM on January 16, 2011 [14 favorites]

From time to time on chan4chan someone floods it with cartoon porn. Hysterical, well drawn images of the characters from The Simpsons getting it on, or sometimes Futurama, or even Family Guy. It's not really furry stuff, it's not Japanese, it's American cartoons. And it's high quality art, well shaded and drawn, I'm guessing drawn on a computer. And often quite funny.

What is the source of this cartoon porn?
posted by Nelson at 3:47 PM on January 16, 2011

I won't rest until there is a Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C. porn parody.
posted by sourwookie at 3:48 PM on January 16, 2011 [2 favorites]

If you thought that a Dirty Sanchez was bad, wait until you see a Sideshow Bob.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 3:48 PM on January 16, 2011 [2 favorites]

> "MO" stands for "move on"]

It looked here like Moe was standing for Cookie Kwan, iykwim.
posted by Burhanistan at 3:52 PM on January 16, 2011

What is the source of this cartoon porn?

Have you ever gone to a seemingly-normal person's house and just been flabbergasted at the extent of and devotion to their hobby? You know what I mean: model airplanes hanging from every spot in the ceiling, the entire basement taken up by a model railroad, giant crocheted blankets, thousands of hand-painted Warhammer 40K figurines.

Well, rather than build models or railroads or crochet, certain people like to use their well-honed art skills to draw, color and distribute pictures the furniture from Beauty and the Beast fucking.

If you thought that a Dirty Sanchez was bad, wait until you see a Sideshow Bob.

Does it involve a rake?
posted by griphus at 3:58 PM on January 16, 2011 [16 favorites]

My favorite analysis of "Porn Parodies" in general.
posted by oneswellfoop at 4:01 PM on January 16, 2011 [1 favorite]

I don't know, Mr. Burns, maybe I DO go in for these back-door shenanigans!
Maybe I do.
posted by Casimir at 4:11 PM on January 16, 2011 [1 favorite]

WHY GOD, WHY?!
posted by Space Kitty at 4:17 PM on January 16, 2011

I'd watch James Deen (Moe) any time. He's even pretty with his clothes on.
posted by yesster at 4:20 PM on January 16, 2011 [3 favorites]

I'd watch James Deen (Moe) any time. He's even pretty with his clothes on.

But Moe's boxing career transformed his nickname from "Kid Gorgeous" to "Kid Presentable" to "Kid Gruesome" and finally to "Kid Moe".

Anyway, I actually laughed a few times at the trailer:

"Howdily doodily!"

"Go away, Flanders."

"Okeley dokely!"

...

"You have the right to remain... dead."

...

"Stupid Flanders' camera!"

...

But my favorite one was the little look Moe gives when Homer responds to "You might say she's prime real estate" with "Mmmmm... prime rib estate".
posted by Flunkie at 4:27 PM on January 16, 2011 [2 favorites]

Also: needs more Smithers/Burns.

Also: needs more Cap'n Horatio McCallister/squid.

[Warning: Extremely NSFW. Like, you will get fired, and everyone will defriend you on Facebook. Plus, it's Vice Magazine, which means even your mom will probably defriend you. Relevant part starts around 4:08.]
posted by Chichibio at 4:29 PM on January 16, 2011

The yellow body paint is not hot for some reason. And I thought my stuff was strange.
posted by laneXplace at 4:32 PM on January 16, 2011

Even the thick makeup didn't cover up the asscne on Cookie Kwan.

That looked worse than asscne, more like a rash or hives or something.
posted by Forktine at 4:34 PM on January 16, 2011

Sleep is where I fuck vikings.
posted by Samizdata at 4:38 PM on January 16, 2011 [7 favorites]

-Yes, it is Cookie Kwan.

Stay off the East side?
posted by fixedgear at 4:45 PM on January 16, 2011

Why did Kwan have a randomly Jamaican accent?
posted by klangklangston at 4:50 PM on January 16, 2011

You think this is bad, wait until you see the movie-within-movie parody, Shelbyville Express.
posted by zippy at 4:56 PM on January 16, 2011

Disco STU is gonna come on YOU!
posted by Saxon Kane at 5:16 PM on January 16, 2011 [6 favorites]

Wasn't there some kind of child-pornography indictment for the makers of a cartoon Simpson's porn featuring the kids? I think I remember that there was some kind of case law established, about whether underage cartoon porn is illegal.
posted by StickyCarpet at 5:17 PM on January 16, 2011 [1 favorite]

I do like all this "creativity". The Tron porn fleshbot featured a bit ago looks like it's really well made. The Batman XXX one was pretty funny.

That looked worse than asscne, more like a rash or hives or something.
Haha, maybe so. I don't want to look at that picture again though.

The yellow body paint is not hot for some reason. And I thought my stuff was strange.
Maybe you aren't attracted to extremely sickly looking people?
posted by zephyr_words at 5:19 PM on January 16, 2011

Believe it or not, there is a Saw XXX parody. I kid you not.
posted by stinkycheese at 5:23 PM on January 16, 2011

....this was surprisingly uh ...devoted? Clearly the director is a fan.
posted by The Whelk at 5:23 PM on January 16, 2011

Anyway I'm just waiting for the Steel Mill workers.
posted by The Whelk at 5:24 PM on January 16, 2011 [4 favorites]

I confess I've downloaded a bunch of these, and they're mostly awful, but I would agree with zephyr_words that the Batman one is much better than average.
posted by stinkycheese at 5:25 PM on January 16, 2011

Believe it or not, there is a Saw XXX parody. I kid you not.

The Human Sexipede, in case anyone missed it...
posted by XMLicious at 5:34 PM on January 16, 2011 [1 favorite]

First thing that came to mind: Hepatitis.
posted by TheyCallItPeace at 5:47 PM on January 16, 2011

Sleep is where I fuck vikings.

Sleep is where I'm a fucking viking.

I think that works better; sad I didn't think of it first
posted by sbutler at 5:51 PM on January 16, 2011

Sleep is where I fuck vikings.
posted by The Whelk at 5:58 PM on January 16, 2011

Consider my wookie bent.
posted by mhoye at 6:01 PM on January 16, 2011 [3 favorites]

I wish I could unsee every last pixel of that. I think I strained an eyebrow. Yep, it's stuck. Ow.
posted by loquacious at 6:06 PM on January 16, 2011 [2 favorites]

Sleep is where I'm a fucking viking.

Wait. Does that mean sleep is where you're a viking of fucking, or where you're a fucking viking?
posted by loquacious at 6:09 PM on January 16, 2011 [6 favorites]

You don't watch a Simpson's porno. You strap in and feel the Gs.
posted by DU at 6:14 PM on January 16, 2011 [2 favorites]

Sleep is where I fuck vikings.

Sleep is where I'm a fucking viking.

I think that works better; sad I didn't think of it first

Not bad at all, but it confuses the porn aspect.
posted by Samizdata at 6:17 PM on January 16, 2011

Will this make money? Who would pay for this?
posted by The Hamms Bear at 6:19 PM on January 16, 2011

Who would pay for this?

Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners...
posted by The Whelk at 6:20 PM on January 16, 2011 [6 favorites]

Cookie Kwan... hmm. I felt her delivery was kinda forced. You've got to lose yourself in the character, man.
posted by Ritchie at 6:22 PM on January 16, 2011

When I was a kid I saw a Tijuana bible of Dagwood, Blondie, and the kids.

Wow! That's quite a bible you've got there. Does it have a name?
posted by slappy_pinchbottom at 6:30 PM on January 16, 2011 [2 favorites]

My first introduction to the great horror of the internet was in 1995, when I was on a Usenet alt.fan group where I believed one might express enthusiasm for Animaniacs. I clicked on a Simpsons/Animaniacs/TinyToons crossover fanfic post.

Yakko and Lisa together ended my innocence that day.
posted by Countess Elena at 6:35 PM on January 16, 2011 [3 favorites]

My first introduction to the great horror of the internet was in 1995...

I remember back when National Lampoon had a "centerfold" of one of the Smurfs and Strawberry Shortcake getting it on, in 1982. This stuff predates the internet by a long shot. Oh look, there it is. (nsfw, natch)
posted by jessamyn at 6:44 PM on January 16, 2011 [3 favorites]

Call Mr. Plow-You,
That's the name!
That name again is Mr. Plow-You!
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 6:47 PM on January 16, 2011

Don't have a cow, mom, she lost her pacifier.
posted by snofoam at 6:52 PM on January 16, 2011

Everyone's groping around but the Simpsons quote innuendo jackpot is clearly still up for grabs. Come on people, dig deep.
posted by fire&wings at 6:52 PM on January 16, 2011

The strawberry rolling papers are a nice touch.
posted by hermitosis at 6:55 PM on January 16, 2011

I remember back when National Lampoon had a "centerfold" of one of the Smurfs and Strawberry Shortcake getting it on, in 1982. This stuff predates the internet by a long shot. Oh look, there it is.

Internal monologue: don't click it don't click it don't click it OKAY WHY DID YOU DO THAT DON'T SCROLL DOWN for the love of God why do you DO these things

Librarians really, really do know everything.
posted by Countess Elena at 6:57 PM on January 16, 2011 [4 favorites]

I remember back when National Lampoon had a "centerfold" of one of the Smurfs and Strawberry Shortcake getting it on, in 1982.

Here is a sentence I never thought I would type:

That drawing of that Smurf who is fucking Strawberry Shortcake from behind looks kind of racist to me.
posted by middleclasstool at 7:12 PM on January 16, 2011 [18 favorites]

Amusingly, I had that exact same completely improbable thought.
posted by jessamyn at 7:14 PM on January 16, 2011 [1 favorite]

(a) Moe is surprisingly hot, and (b) so...straight porn still does barebacking? That seems weird.
posted by kittyprecious at 7:18 PM on January 16, 2011

Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners...

Every night we'd hear it from the people of the town, they'd call us...
posted by jonmc at 7:25 PM on January 16, 2011 [1 favorite]

PROD_TPSL: "Everything about this is wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.

Wrong.

On every possible dimension.

I've not clicked on links, but... just knowing that this is occurring is scarring enough.

Hold me"

I hope you don't run across the really fucked up cartoon versions of this. THAT will scar you (like it did me!)
posted by symbioid at 7:37 PM on January 16, 2011

Everyone's groping around but the Simpsons quote innuendo jackpot is clearly still up for grabs. Come on people, dig deep.

The suspense is killing me...
posted by saturday_morning at 7:41 PM on January 16, 2011

Don't have a cow, mom, she lost her pacifier.

If this is what I think it is, it's much worse than the OP...
posted by saturday_morning at 7:43 PM on January 16, 2011

That drawing of that Smurf who is fucking Strawberry Shortcake from behind looks kind of racist to me.

Racist cartoons in National Lampoon? What are the odds?
posted by Lazlo at 7:48 PM on January 16, 2011

I'll only respect this if someone shouts BATMAN'S A SCIENTIST during orgasm.

I mean who hasn't?
posted by The Whelk at 7:48 PM on January 16, 2011 [1 favorite]

I once crossed my index and middle fingers and said HENG DAI in the manner of Deadwood's Mister Wu after my wife climaxed. She understood our bond. Also our mutual hatred of the San Francisco cocksucker.
posted by middleclasstool at 8:00 PM on January 16, 2011 [2 favorites]

And I suppose Nelson's into HAhakke....
posted by y2karl at 8:03 PM on January 16, 2011

Does that mean sleep is where you're a viking of fucking, or where you're a fucking viking?

No, it's where you're fucking a viking. Whether you are a viking or not makes little difference, the point is twofold: first, that you are doing some fucking, and second, that the object of your fucking is a viking.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 8:05 PM on January 16, 2011 [1 favorite]

RAID MY MONASTERY WILL YAH?!
posted by The Whelk at 8:14 PM on January 16, 2011

"My cat's breath smells like ..."
posted by Bookhouse at 8:29 PM on January 16, 2011

Blurst of the web?
posted by Scattercat at 8:36 PM on January 16, 2011

I wonder why they're bothering with all the yellow makeup in the first place? I mean, surely it'd not be that difficult to go through and yellowise everyone in post using computerized colour correction, right? It's cheap and easy enough that we're starting to see the orange/teal scourge everywhere else; why wouldn't it work here?
posted by MarchHare at 8:49 PM on January 16, 2011

Is it wrong if I'm really curious about who is going to get it on in the girl-girl or girl-girl-guy scene?
posted by Saxon Kane at 8:55 PM on January 16, 2011

> Is it wrong if I'm really curious about who is going to get it on in the girl-girl or girl-girl-guy scene?

Yes. And it's Aunts Selma and Patty with Grandpa Abe.
posted by Burhanistan at 9:00 PM on January 16, 2011 [1 favorite]

Everyone's groping around but the Simpsons quote innuendo jackpot is clearly still up for grabs. Come on people, dig deep.

Something something "Flaming Homer." Something something "Flaming Moe." BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB.

Sorry, that's all I got.
posted by Saxon Kane at 9:01 PM on January 16, 2011

Everyone's groping around but the Simpsons quote innuendo jackpot is clearly still up for grabs. Come on people, dig deep.

THAT'S A PADDLIN'!
posted by Elsa at 9:12 PM on January 16, 2011

Everybody's hugging!
posted by hydrophonic at 9:30 PM on January 16, 2011 [4 favorites]

and one of the babies looked at me!
posted by The Whelk at 9:31 PM on January 16, 2011 [2 favorites]

Steamed hams?
posted by drjimmy11 at 9:34 PM on January 16, 2011 [2 favorites]

This is the darkest day in the history of Springfield. If anybody wants me I'll be in the shower.
posted by Hardcore Poser at 9:34 PM on January 16, 2011

Fun fact: The only episode of television my mom FORBADE me from watching was the Simpson's The Last Temptation Of Homer, the one with Michelle Pfeiffer as Mindy Simmons, the woman after Homer. The reason for this ban was because of the ads leading up to the show, with Michelle-As-Mindy saying seductively "Homer ...let's do it."

I begged and pleaded with my Mom but she would not let up. That was just ....naughty.

So sorrowful was Little Me! So angry! I hatched an elaborate plot involving homework and stomach ache and staying over late at Adam And Amir's house, they had a TV IN THEIR ROOM. No one could stop me from seeing such dirty, salubrious comedy. I had it all planned out, I would be cunning in the face of such censorship!

Of course they day rolled around and both me and mom forgot about it and all we all watched the episode while eating Crazy Shapes Perdue Chicken Nuggets. It wasn't until like I year later I remembered the injunction and therefore taunted my Mom with "It wasn't naughty at all! the next line is ..Lets call room Service! See! you got all mad over nuthing! Hahahaha!"

I was kind of a terrible kid.
posted by The Whelk at 9:42 PM on January 16, 2011 [2 favorites]

Metafilter: It's so stink.
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:39 PM on January 16, 2011

I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.
posted by Chichibio at 12:20 AM on January 17, 2011 [2 favorites]

A court in Australia actually ruled that cartoon Simpsons porn is child porn if it depicts child characters, even fictional cartoon ones.
posted by L.P. Hatecraft at 12:29 AM on January 17, 2011

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
posted by mannequito at 12:43 AM on January 17, 2011

Hold me.

Only if you hold me.
posted by Talanvor at 1:18 AM on January 17, 2011

¡Ay, caramba!
posted by Decani at 2:36 AM on January 17, 2011

Pah, I can do a better Moe impression than that guy.

Except I'd never want to be in a porn flick ...
posted by bwg at 4:54 AM on January 17, 2011

A court in Australia actually ruled that cartoon Simpsons porn is child porn if it depicts child characters, even fictional cartoon ones.

You know what else a court in Australia did?
posted by chavenet at 5:32 AM on January 17, 2011

Awwww....I was hoping it would be animated. I'm not nearly as disturbed as I was anticipating I would be. Because, you know, we all need to be more disturbed on a Monday morning--really takes the edge off.
posted by Go Banana at 5:36 AM on January 17, 2011

> Awwww....I was hoping it would be animated.

I was hoping against hope that it was some under the table stuff done by the actual animators at the studio in Korea.
posted by Burhanistan at 5:42 AM on January 17, 2011

I can't hold it in anymore: THEY HAVE FIVE FINGERS, FIVE FINGERS! HOW CAN IT BE THE SIMPSONS IF THEY HAVE FIVE FINGERS?

Thanks, I'll be in my squalid cubicle if you need me.
posted by tommasz at 6:15 AM on January 17, 2011

"They call them fingers but I've never seen them fing...Oh, there they go."
posted by Burhanistan at 6:18 AM on January 17, 2011

...and that's when the chuds came on me.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 6:54 AM on January 17, 2011

(And for those bothered by the patchiness in the yellow skin—it's apparently fixed in the video.)

YES IT WAS THE PATCHINESS OF THE YELLOW SKIN THAT BOTHERED ME

PRAISE GOD IT WILL BE FIXED
posted by Neofelis at 7:29 AM on January 17, 2011 [1 favorite]

to shake one's booty means to wiggle one's butt.
posted by The Whelk at 8:19 AM on January 17, 2011

I won't rest until there is a Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C. porn parody.

Mmm. Luanne Poovey!
posted by steambadger at 8:34 AM on January 17, 2011

SHA-ZAM!
posted by The Whelk at 8:39 AM on January 17, 2011

My monitor can be seen by everyone walking to the kitchen from the MD's side of the office, so care to explain what I might have seen if I clicked on the link? Is it animated?
posted by mippy at 9:24 AM on January 17, 2011

Da condoms, dey do nahthing!
posted by Neilopolis at 12:38 PM on January 17, 2011

My monitor can be seen by everyone walking to the kitchen from the MD's side of the office, so care to explain what I might have seen if I clicked on the link? Is it animated?

Imagine the tail end of western capitalist culture... the psychic waste and detritus of a sick and dying world.

_{Human actors painted yellow doing impressions of Simpsons characters (surprisingly good ones for Homer and Moe) as they fuck and suck one another, entirely in a heterosexual context so far as I can tell. The yellow paint is disturbingly absent on the genitalia, and the paint also appears to cause either rashes or hives on the actress playing Cookie Kwan. It's like watching someone dig up your dead grandmother and then making her pratt fall on bananas and creme pies, in-so-far as she's already dead, but it's still sort of gross and humiliating, but also sort of funny.}
posted by codacorolla at 1:19 PM on January 17, 2011 [2 favorites]

It's like watching someone dig up your dead grandmother and then making her pratt fall on bananas and creme pies...

Oh, hey, did you use Frank's Discount Video Will too?
posted by griphus at 1:21 PM on January 17, 2011

In related news: Moe's Tavern Becomes Mo's Gay Bar On 'The Simpsons' [video | 01:02] || Full Episode.
posted by ericb at 3:13 PM on January 17, 2011

As Smithers would say: women and seamen don't mix.
posted by Ritchie at 4:38 PM on January 17, 2011

this particular resort doesn't allow pictures.
posted by The Whelk at 4:40 PM on January 17, 2011

"Aw, man. Now my pants are chafin' me."

"Ain't you ever seen a naked chick riding a clam before?"

And, of course, with a little improvisation: "Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to [something something] other's heads [something] and feast on the goo inside?"
posted by Elsa at 7:41 PM on January 17, 2011

It occurred to me that since The Simpsons has run for 22 seasons, it is possible to be in a Simpsons porn parody ... and never have lived in a world in which the Simpsons did not exist. Oh, and have a college degree, too.
posted by dhartung at 9:32 AM on January 18, 2011

Still up for grabs: a reference to Whacking Day and a cromulent usage of "embiggens."
posted by kimota at 4:17 PM on January 18, 2011

that ass is fucking cromulent.
posted by The Whelk at 4:46 PM on January 18, 2011

that ass is fucking cromulent.

It embiggens the smallest man.
posted by Elsa at 11:28 AM on January 20, 2011

Groundskeeper Willie likes to keep the bushes well-maintained.
posted by not_on_display at 1:23 PM on January 24, 2011 [1 favorite]