September 9, 2001

3:33 PM

The latest exercise craze "Aerobic stripping". "I get people to move in a figure-eight with their hips," Costas said. "There's a lot of body rolling, starting with your chest, rolling down through the abdomen and through your buttocks. There's also a lot of touching yourself, and the session finishes in lap dancing." Where do I sign up?
posted by Steven Den Beste (6 comments total)

Sorry, Steven, this is almost a definiton case of "bad naked" (Jerry Seinfeld reference)
posted by dagny at 3:56 PM on September 9, 2001

It's kind of the Tae Bo philosophy of exercise. Ultimately, excersize is just moving your body around fairly vigorously, and whatever you can do to make people do it will work. I wanna try covering people with stinging bugs. That would motivate people to move.
I must say, though, stripping doesn't seem to be the most vigorous activity. Maybe I need to find a better class of strip club.
posted by Doug at 5:16 PM on September 9, 2001

tae bo philosophy?


bwahahahahah.

*thunk*
posted by jcterminal at 6:39 PM on September 9, 2001

stripping isn't a vigorous activity?

yeah. find a 'better class' of strip club. ;)
posted by jcterminal at 7:01 PM on September 9, 2001

I like lap dances better than tae-bo dances.
posted by Steven Den Beste at 8:49 PM on September 9, 2001

Thanks Steven... For once I see my name on the FP and it's in *this* context. Thanks a lot...

:-)
posted by costas at 12:53 AM on September 10, 2001