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"You douchetard hoebag, stop posting lame-ass FPPs and listen to MY problems!" [
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"Marco polo? Capture the flag?
Sardines! The opposite of tag - where the one "it" person hides, and -everyone- else tries to find them. When one person finds the "it," they then stay and hide with them, until everybody but..." [
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"Examine the lives of wealthy people. Find or manufacture a need for them, for which your specific set of talents, quirks, and strengths are ideally suited.
Look in odd places to find these - they may not happen where you expect them.
I am an..." [
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"spring blossoms buzzing
cell phone rings, all goes quiet
oops, I killed the bees." [
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"Jealousy breeds judgment. There are many of us who wish we could have been hospitalized for exhaustion. We are jealous of those of you who have slightly less strong constitutions and actually show physical signs of exhaustion, i.e. passing out, etc...." [
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"My younger sister used to tell incomprehensible jokes as a child. One of my favorites:
Two penguins are taking a bath. One says to the other, "Can you pass me the soap?" And the other says, "I can't, I'm a radio!..." [
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""What do you do?"
"Well, I work at night and I make a lot of money . . . "
Always gets me a good laugh, that description. If I don't want to offend, the response is more like:
"I'm an equine stylist."
Which..." [
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"As an animator, I study motion. I notice the way people walk. Can identify people I know from a very long way off, even without my glasses sometimes, simply by the way they move. The variation is amazing - slight limps no one else would notice, a..." [
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"Screw up. Go ahead, do it. Freak out. Let her deal with it, and notice the way she doesn't leave you over some silly mistake, doesn't hate you forever, and doesn't try and hurt you. Kiss, make up, relax, and be happy...." [
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"Well, what the heck else are you supposed to take pictures of? Tourism is an inherently amateur practice. There are thousands of professional and non-professional but extremely talented photographers who've taken thousands upon thousands of..." [
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"They probably could have bombed the heck out of it with regular bombs, but what justification was there for that expense? The villagers weren't actively trying to infect anyone else. Much more economical to just keep them shut off, and maybe they'd..." [
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"Ugh, do I ever hate Moore. Roger & Me was fine, and I even watched Bowling for Columbine and didn't hate it terribly... until I learned about all the crap he pulled there. Touting a cause is fine. Doing so by pulling "facts" out of..." [
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"My favorite part about equestrian sports and the snobbery therein is that anyone who dislikes or fails to understand it is immediately and permanently classified as a lower life form, an unsophisticated, tasteless, ignorant clod, and ignored...." [
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