parcom.net is $3.95 a month for windows based web-hosting with email accounts. Good service, too.
posted to Ask Metafilter by internook at 9:11 AM on April 2, 2004

You might as well point out the location of all of your bongs, dildos, and/or other illicit belongings. They'll find them sooner or later.
posted to Ask Metafilter by internook at 8:26 AM on March 30, 2004

I second "The Natural Way to Draw by Kimon Nicolaides".

Trying only leads to failure. And the more failure the better in this case. That's the only way to get better.

Practice, practice, practice.
posted to Ask Metafilter by internook at 4:33 PM on March 29, 2004

http://www.plagiarist.com/ has 9162 poems by 457 authors. Just click 'Poems'.
posted to Ask Metafilter by internook at 6:11 AM on March 29, 2004

Microsoft's CMS server is an expensive tool to implement. I tried OpenCMS and I absolutely hated it.

We are implementing Jahia where I work. It is all Java and there is a build for Windows. The software is relavitely cheap... The licences are $5K per physical server, and then there are some fees per active and passive users. We ended up with licenses for 2 physical servers, seat licenses, and a bunch of consulting time for under 20K.

The kick ass... [more]
posted to Ask Metafilter by internook at 6:15 PM on March 27, 2004

Why do people think that Stern should have something to say? He's a comedian... why is that so hard for the blunt of mind to comprehend. Vote Bush out of office. Donate to Kerry.

Stern was fined for a July 2001 broadcast. Insane. This is the religious right hijacking our government, pure and simple. It is all politics and the Bush camp of religious zealots really goofed big by messing with Stern. Watch and see...

Stern hasn't... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 3:58 AM on March 19, 2004

I must be missing something, all I see is a post supposedly written by a gecko about his latest ads.

Is there some point to the post?

I refuse to believe that anyone is so obtuse.
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 1:51 PM on March 18, 2004

Robot Harvester. heh.
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 3:02 AM on March 5, 2004

I'm a UNIX user and I refuse to say tarball.
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 3:00 AM on March 1, 2004

The thing that I find interesting about callers who make comments like this (there are a few here and there on the Stern show, I'm a listener) is how stupid they sound to anyone with a decent set of values in the first place. I heard this comment yesterday and actually laughed out loud, but more because of how retarded the caller made himself look than because of the nature of the comment. Still, I'll laugh at an ethnic joke (caucasian, too) every time, if it is a funny joke.... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 3:23 AM on February 26, 2004

Stern is over some people's heads... usually the one's who think he is beneath them.
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 7:53 AM on February 26, 2004

"It's hard to take him seriously."

You aren't supposed to... it is meant to be funny.
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 8:24 AM on February 26, 2004

I'll admit that this broken system is better than nothing at all

Or is it?
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 2:36 AM on February 3, 2004

were some local Oregon car dealer ads that were actually nicely produced that featured a chimp as a car security device to much hilarity

Sadly, every local market has these... We had them in Ohia last year. Let me guess. Chimp in trunk, hops out and bashes someone with a lead pipe or a tire iron. The real mystery is not the local market where these originated, but how the meme spread to other local markets and why/how small dealers latch onto these ideas.
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 3:57 AM on February 2, 2004

ananova?
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 5:31 PM on February 1, 2004

I, for one, am sorry to hear that it was an act... if indeed that is the case. I rather liked the idea of this guy walking around the planet. I'd be his friend. Sure beats the hell out of most of the phony people you meet... but now I hear he is a phony too. Damn. I'm going back to bed.
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 4:53 AM on January 31, 2004

And if everyone up north thinks the south is so bad...why on earth do they keep moving down here?

The weather- it gets mighty cold up here at times... though I suspect extended periods of heat might be baking Southerner's brains.
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 4:56 PM on January 30, 2004

I can't imagine anything I'd rather do less.
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 10:22 AM on January 28, 2004

Sellout.
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 11:44 AM on January 26, 2004

That picture of Dean with the cat and the comment "No one is safe in non-sequitur alley" both made my evening.
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 4:38 PM on January 22, 2004

The Chinese are the ones to watch out for. You know it, I know it, and the corporation A.K.A. America knows it. This is all a prelude to the Chino-American War.
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 3:19 AM on January 21, 2004

Dean seems like he would have sweaty armpits just sitting still.

Kerry could cut his Jewfro a little shorter, wouldn't that help?
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 11:11 AM on January 20, 2004

I wonder why we can't seem to get back to the moon, but we can go to Mars every five minutes. Is there something up there that we shouldn't know about?
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 9:51 AM on January 7, 2004

Went in my favs, too.
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 12:20 PM on December 22, 2003

He must be some kind of monster... KILL HIM!
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 4:06 AM on November 26, 2003

I'm going to hop right on their insecure order page and punch in my VISA card number! Made a dummy account and followed it up to the end- not a secure transaction. So, while maybe not a troll, it sure isn't a trustworthy company (imho).
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 12:28 PM on October 29, 2003

So, let me get this straight. This banner... it vibrates?
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 6:40 AM on October 29, 2003

We should take a tour of the whitehouse and crap in the toilet tanks (affectionately known as an "uppder decker"). Oh. Wait. I'm rich. Nevermind.
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 2:34 AM on June 24, 2003

For a six month period several years ago I signed everything Muffin Man for no good reason other than that I could. This included work reviews, bank statements, everything.
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 1:30 AM on June 9, 2003

Good link, me think. Thanks.
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 1:57 AM on June 3, 2003

cute drawings, yes. but what are they really, except cartoons without characters, plot or humor?

You have to bring something to the table on this one. Besides, it isn't about a long drawn out plot. It seems to be about implied plot with the image + the quirky title. Very subtle, but very good.
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 1:49 AM on June 4, 2003

So a guy with big hairy boobs can strut around topless legally but a chick can't?

I resemble that remark!
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 3:28 AM on April 22, 2003

I aspire to be as clever and subversive as xmutex.
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 1:42 AM on April 9, 2003

Metafilter- Relax, no one is taking your cross away.
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 1:13 AM on April 5, 2003

He's cute. He looks like Burt Reyonlds, in a way. We should declare war on the 1950s.
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 12:37 AM on March 11, 2003

The Swiss funded the Nazis- or wait, are the Swiss from Sweden or Switzerland? Who can keep them straight? Didn't Sweden fund the Nazis, too?
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 1:24 AM on November 12, 2002

The tone of the front page post is neither underhanded, nor offensive. You are putting words in moonbiter's mouth. The link is interesting and stands on it's own merit. I found it interesting and non-political. Relax.

Good question ugly... must be physics, and don't think the experts who designed these weapons didn't put some thought into it. I bet there are offices full of people sitting around designing "better" bullets. Maybe a good question is why are there... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 4:33 AM on November 7, 2002

Software Engineering Institute and related repository is a good source for best engineering practices.

The 25 Theses seems more useful in defining information architecture, rather than actually offering valid and valuable insight into the task of IA. Example "The work is both an art and a science." Yeah? Well so is surgery and so is plain old customer service. They guy I buy my salt from (for my water softener) is an artist in my book. He is... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 3:05 AM on November 5, 2002

I hate this post's soul.
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 2:03 AM on October 27, 2002

I blame myself in this case.
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 2:19 AM on October 17, 2002

First off, The Great Satan is a killer name. It really grabs your attention.
So lemme get this straight yeah. The courts don't have the resources to promptly process many criminal cases, which is surprising given those incessant calls for the DC sniper be arrested.

Secondly, D.C. Sniper would be a great name for a band.

posted to MetaFilter by internook at 2:19 AM on October 17, 2002

At least I've heard of Bryan Adams. Who is Ryan Adams? In other news, Cheyene Adams in mix up at BMV that causes huge gaggle in line resulting in hour long delays. Local restaraunt "Fryin' Adams" files suit against several muscians for copyright infringment. National advertising agency "Ad Hominem" once again closes doors, wondering why it just can't seem to draw in the business like the competitiors. It is madness... sheer madness!!!
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 2:13 AM on October 17, 2002

I was in the show this morning thinking about how this sniper guy has done alot for making people all over the country think about life and how short it is. Think aobut it. At any moment some crazed sniper could swoop down on you and -POW- with a single shot it is over, just like that. And for those around you, well it is shattered life and shattered dreams. With great abandon and randomness life can be extinguished, and likewise the life of another spared. You have to wonder what goes on in... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 4:27 AM on October 15, 2002

Matt should ride around in a wheelchair like Larry Flint and gamble at all of the nicest casinsos (only at the high stakes black jack tables). We could through a stinky little MeFi-colored rug over his legs, and he could grab the waitresses in unflattering places. Why, he'll leave a trail of busted up hotel rooms and fatherless children in his wake. Think of it. Matt's porn empire!
posted to MetaTalk by internook at 2:47 AM on October 15, 2002

mathowie: it'd be like making a football game that lets players rob stores and shoot people in between plays, you know, for the fun of it.

I'd play that. They'd also have to beat up their girlfriends, and shoot people at nightclubs. You could call it "The National Football League™ of Terror."
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 2:34 AM on October 15, 2002

I wish you would all quit the ad hominem birthday wishes.
posted to MetaTalk by internook at 5:41 PM on October 13, 2002

I wonder if the design company was named, "Ugly Stick Design Group"? That would be funny. I'm color blind an I can see that some cataract sufferer was in charge of this project...
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 2:36 AM on October 11, 2002

I did this when I got out of college and had to get what I thought was a "real job". People teased me about looking like Kip Winger. Turns out there are tons of alternative folks in the IT world. Who knew? I don't regret it, though. Great cause.
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 2:19 AM on October 9, 2002

I played with filtering MeFi with the XMLHttp object client side and then parsing the HTML. If worked ok, I even got the forms working. It had quite a few bigs. It was like a proxy. It downloaded the MeFi page, filtered out all of the BS. It got way too complicated, though. Also, to add in all of these features to something like that seems like it wouldn't be technically do-able.

I seriously doubt that MeFi could handle, say, a double in traffic- if some app became... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by internook at 10:19 AM on October 4, 2002

metafilter vs. evanizer
posted to MetaFilter by internook at 8:25 AM on October 4, 2002