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MeFi post: RIP Randy Pausch
"quonsar, you would've farted anyways."

True, but he mightn't have leaned.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 9:16 AM on July 25, 2008

MeFi post: The Balcony Is Closed. (For Good.)
"He's the anti-Gene Shallot."

Gene Shallot?
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 10:51 AM on July 24, 2008

MeFi post: Anything you want, for $2
I bet there's someone in India who'll do it for a nickel.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 7:02 PM on July 23, 2008

MeFi post: Extraordinary Renditions
ardegee is right; "big goofy prop" definitely means another Gallagher.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 8:21 AM on July 21, 2008

MeFi post: we heart electric bikes
If 'everything else' is basically tied for fourth, I'm going to drive to work in one of these. That will rock.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 12:13 PM on July 19, 2008
"...the motor won't power the bike unless the rider pedals..."

Well, what's the point of that?
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 12:23 PM on July 19, 2008

MeFi post: Leopard Vs Crocodile.
The video is of "a confrontation between a herd of Cape Buffalo, a small pride of lions, and a pair of crocodiles", not the leopard and the croc.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 8:52 PM on July 18, 2008

MeFi post: It's the Pew News IQ... Comin' right at you...
The question-by-question breakdown showing the percentage of people who correctly answered each question saddens me.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 8:42 PM on July 18, 2008
"I got 11/12 (91%) because they don't update the Dow Jones averages often enough."

I don't understand your complaint. DJIA closed under 11,000 maybe four times in the last two years.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 8:49 PM on July 18, 2008

MeFi post: I'm the Batman
Wow, what a pile of shit.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 12:17 PM on July 18, 2008

MeFi post: I'M AWSOME
A rose by any other name still smells ass sweet sweat.

Pet peeve.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 5:06 PM on July 17, 2008

MeFi post: The NOPD: Returning NOLA to Normal ... Normal Embarassment.
Warren Riley, Chief of the Fashion Police.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 4:56 PM on July 17, 2008

MeFi post: Watchmen Trailer is Up. It's not good.
"Watchmen opens in theaters March 6, 2008"

So what's the big deal? It's been out for four months.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 4:47 PM on July 17, 2008

MeFi post: Nothing to see here.
We all remembered it, supermedusa, but WE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING.

Matt, did you forget to send the new user memo again?
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 9:30 AM on July 17, 2008

MeFi post: Medieval church carvings, masturbation included
Sheesh, Eve. Put on a bra or something. My goodness.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 8:06 AM on July 17, 2008

MeFi post: Nintendo's E3 Keynote Largey A Dissapointment, Says Internets.
This is one of those things I would need a TV to appreciate, isn't it?
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 6:01 PM on July 16, 2008

MeFi post: "I never claimed to be perfect"
NEWS FLASH: RELIGIOUS WACKO IS ALSO A HYPOCRITE
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 4:14 PM on July 16, 2008

MeFi post: Should This Feat With No Feet Be Defeated?
What is this guy, your arch-nemesis? Stop being such a heel. He hasn't got a leg up on the competition.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 1:20 PM on July 16, 2008

MeFi post: "the prospect that a man who made his living joking about these things would be a United States Senator must be horrifying"
At least they weren't rape haiku. That would be some sick shit.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 7:43 PM on July 15, 2008

MeFi post: Defender Of The Favicon
There used to be a tiny space invaders you could play in a systray icon, but it looks like the site is defunct now.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 5:15 PM on July 15, 2008

MeFi post: Sometimes people are nice!
This story would have been great if it ended like this:

"As we all watched the ducklings happily swimming behind the mama duck, we were horrified as a GIANT FRESHWATER CROCODILE swallowed the entire family in one gulp."

Probably there aren't many GIANT FRESHWATER CROCODILES in Spokane, though.

But if there were, that would be a great ending.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 11:34 AM on July 15, 2008

MeFi post: Don’t ask, don't tell - gays in the US military
"...American troops need to be hardened warriors."

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 7:33 PM on July 14, 2008

MeFi post: Espresso on Ice is Not Okay
"Personally, I seek out places like this."

Wear a cup. I hear Nick's got a thing for cock.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 7:32 PM on July 14, 2008

MeFi post: A cautionary tail
"Wow, does that site have the worst cartoons on it, or what?"

Christ, what an asshole.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 5:59 PM on July 14, 2008

MeFi post: Stacks of Miscellany
Holy mother of God there are a lot of patterns here. My head is spinning.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 8:34 PM on July 13, 2008

MeFi post: Freedom Flies
You're already pretty much treated like a criminal when you get on a plane - might as well make it official.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 10:42 AM on July 12, 2008
I thought everyone knew lawyers and terrorists are pretty much the same thing, commish.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 9:02 PM on July 12, 2008

MeFi post: You can't beat the Axis if you get VD.
So, on Metafilter, current advertising == bad, and old advertising == good.

Someone needs to add this to the wiki.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 12:46 PM on July 12, 2008

MeFi post: The Long Island Express
"Where were all those WPA men when Katriana hit the Gulf Coast?"

Moldering in their graves, I expect.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 8:34 AM on July 12, 2008

MeFi post: Tony Snow, 1955-2008
Colon cancer's gotta be a tough way to go.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 8:24 AM on July 12, 2008

MeFi post: Major selling point: Trash can lids
This is a joke, right? I mean, it's got to be 'shopped.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 3:38 PM on July 11, 2008
Wow. $700K in my zip code will get you this, plus two new Lexus ES 350s.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 7:00 PM on July 11, 2008

MeFi post: Manhattanhenge
"What will future civilizations think of Manhattan Island when they dig it up and find a carefully laid out network of streets and avenues?"

Probably something like "They worshipped themselves."

And they'd be right.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 6:50 PM on July 11, 2008

MeFi post: IndyMac Bank seized by federal regulators
This is why I keep all my money in a cookie jar.

Nah, I'm kidding. I don't have any money.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 4:35 PM on July 11, 2008
"First International planned to open the lobby Saturday morning to assuage the community."

I read that as "..to sausage the community."

I suppose that's still fairly accurate, though.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 6:09 PM on July 11, 2008

MeFi post: chomp
Metafilter: my spoon is too big, and I am a banana
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 4:52 PM on July 11, 2008

MeFi post: I am a stranger in your land, a wandering man, call me Sand.
Should I be upset that there were zero sets of footprints?
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 12:50 PM on July 11, 2008

MeFi post: I'm not here...
When people comb the archives for this post sometime in the future, the tags are going to be tremendous assets.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 12:48 PM on July 11, 2008

MeFi post: America's Pastime
"We’d all like our own Field of Dreams, but it’s worth remembering that Mr. Costner’s was in an Iowa cornfield. And, with all due nostalgia for simpler childhoods in simpler times, it’s possible Greenwich’s Wiffle version — on a lot valued at $1.25 million..."

Mark: Do you know how much this land is worth?

Ray: Yeah. Yeah. Twenty-two hundred bucks an acre.

Mark: Then you know we can't keep a... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 8:07 AM on July 10, 2008

MeFi post: ...for players and plastic surgeons
"I clicked the back button and got an "error no boobs found..." message."

Of course. Who would have boobs on her back?
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 8:02 AM on July 10, 2008

MeFi post: Iranian Photoshoping Skills
I could tell by the pixels.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 8:01 AM on July 10, 2008

MeFi post: Bacon!
Bacon is so good that pigs are making it themselves now.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 5:26 AM on July 10, 2008
So the internet's fascination with bacon is all the fault of Metafilter's own jscalzi?

But of course.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 5:30 AM on July 10, 2008
Forgot the link.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 5:32 AM on July 10, 2008

MeFi post: Futility Closet
flabdablet, I seem to recall a similar scheme that was purported to have been used on the owner of a new Volkswagen Beetle back in the 70's. His friend kept surreptitiously adding gas to the tank, and feigning amazement at the tales of ninety, one hundred, or one hundred ten miles per gallon.

Then the friend started siphoning gas out of the tank.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 5:22 AM on July 10, 2008

MeFi post: Nanotube City
"How exactly does a radio receiver invade your privacy?"

Wait until the government implants it in your head.

Then you'll feel a little silly for asking this, won't you?
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 3:58 PM on July 9, 2008

MeFi post: King Bruce Lee Karate Mistrz! King Bruce Lee Karate Mistrz!
Sylt, the sedyment deposyted at the mouth of a ryver.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 2:15 PM on July 9, 2008

MeFi post: "Loaded with soul...under control"
News flash: New Yorkers annoy New Yorkers.

Film at eleven.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 10:37 AM on July 9, 2008

MeFi post: Death of a Pig
If Death of a Salesman is anything like this, I'm glad I've never seen it.
posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 7:04 AM on July 9, 2008

MeFi post: The successor to TimeCube?
A little diggin produced this nugget:

"On another subject...

If I understand the news correctly, Saddam Hussein was executed. I think we should express our condolences to his son, Qusai, as he lives so conveniently close to us.

Bearing in mind that he and his wife, Lani, are privately practicing Jews, please select your cards accordingly. And please ask if Terry, the Rector, is going to have a memorial service."

posted to MetaFilter by mr_crash_davis at 3:20 PM on July 8, 2008