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MeTa post:
How to find Mefites by city
"I want to find all Mefites in Panama City, Panama. Is it possible to do this; if so, how? "
Reach down between your legs and ... ease the seat back.
posted to MetaTalk by mr_crash_davis
at 9:48 PM on July 1, 2008
MeTa post:
Start Conference in San Francisco
"Start is a one-day conference in San Francisco designed for smart, talented Web people..."
Shit. Call me when it's conference time for dumb, talentless Web people.
posted to MetaTalk by mr_crash_davis
at 9:44 PM on July 1, 2008
MeTa post:
Using the stumped tag in askme
I'd like to see two more tags:
"Ate it and lived"
"Ate it and died"
Of course, the latter would require outside intervention - or some really good coding.
posted to MetaTalk by mr_crash_davis
at 7:11 PM on July 1, 2008
MeTa post:
Give me disorder! In reverse descending order!
" I think you sabotaged your own pony"
I think "kneecapped" would've been a better choice of words there. Here, let me show you:
"You just kneecapped your own pony."
See? Doesn't that create a much more satisfying visual image?
posted to MetaTalk by mr_crash_davis
at 7:11 AM on June 24, 2008
MeTa post:
Weekly World MeFi
"Unfortunately, Amy Winehouse is like our Janis Joplin or something."
I agree. It is unfortunate that Amy Winehouse is like our something.
posted to MetaTalk by mr_crash_davis
at 11:17 AM on June 23, 2008
Apparently jon and I attended the same parties, just 2000 miles apart.
posted to MetaTalk by mr_crash_davis
at 11:23 AM on June 23, 2008
MeTa post:
Go Team?
Wow, my IQ went down overnight while I was asleep. I think this fucker is grading on a curve.
posted to MetaTalk by mr_crash_davis
at 11:11 AM on June 21, 2008
MeTa post:
Can we get a policy regarding the ads on Metafilter?
It's interesting to note that Metafilter's official tolerance level for ads lies somewhere between "Suicide Girls" and "Vote Pro-Life".
posted to MetaTalk by mr_crash_davis
at 7:44 AM on June 19, 2008
"mcd - you know that the Suicide Girls ad was a one-off ad direct from the website and the pro-life ad was something that came from Google, right?"
Yes, I know that.
On one end of the spectrum we have one ad, and at the other end the second. People complained about both, and Matt removed (or blocked) them. Therefore I conclude that "acceptable" ad content lies somewhere in the middle of those two data... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by mr_crash_davis
at 9:50 AM on June 19, 2008
"Matt's slides are always really out of focus at the shareholder meetings..."
Perhaps the agenda should be shuffled so that the cocktails come after the slide show.
posted to MetaTalk by mr_crash_davis
at 1:13 PM on June 19, 2008
"...certainly nowhere near all of us are hitting the site daily..."
Slackers, the lot of 'em. I try to hit the site every four or five minutes to make up for it.
posted to MetaTalk by mr_crash_davis
at 7:08 PM on June 19, 2008
MeTa post:
Lisboa!
Also tell him he still has an open invitation to visit me in Utah whereupon I will grill him a steak and we will drink cheap beer.
posted to MetaTalk by mr_crash_davis
at 6:17 AM on May 29, 2008
MeTa post:
Mission Accomplished
jessamyn: running scared from a boot stamping on a human face -- forever
lol
posted to MetaTalk by mr_crash_davis
at 2:44 PM on May 18, 2008
Anyway, "running scared" makes me think of the movie with Billy Crystal and Greg Hines. I imagine cortex as Crystal and jessamyn as Hines, which makes mathowie The Captain and I think pb is the dude at the airport who analyzes the cocaine and says "This shit is shit".
vacapinta is the nun in the taxi.
posted to MetaTalk by mr_crash_davis
at 2:46 PM on May 18, 2008
MeTa post:
What gives?
It's amazing, at a casual glance, how much "I do not currently have pie, but I do have a fucking awesome pork stirfry" looks like "I do not currently have pie, but I do have a fucking awesome pork stiffy".
posted to MetaTalk by mr_crash_davis
at 6:39 PM on May 17, 2008
MeTa post:
It's not you, it's me.
""What is everyone doing inside effigy?"
posted by goshling at 10:35 AM on May 16
That's what I'd like to know!
posted by Effigy2000"
A couple more and we'll be Effigy2008, and we're all big fans of synchronicity.
posted to MetaTalk by mr_crash_davis
at 6:00 PM on May 15, 2008
MeTa post:
M$ SuXx0rs!
"Apple posts being thick on the ground has historically been something like a running joke the God's-honest truth."
Seriously, though, what the fuck ever. Your favorite OS sucks. Chill the fuck out before I go all rape haiku on your candy asses.
posted to MetaTalk by mr_crash_davis
at 5:48 PM on May 13, 2008
"First of all, I am bi."
*fap*
posted to MetaTalk by mr_crash_davis
at 5:48 PM on May 14, 2008
MeTa post:
What happened to america1-3?
I must be a little punchy this morning too, 'cause I read agropyron's comment above as "...walking by your boss's desk on the way out to say 'Thanks for the free penis, man!'"
And I don't like coffee, so I must need a DCwL.
posted to MetaTalk by mr_crash_davis
at 11:03 AM on May 14, 2008
