MeFi comment:
"There once was a lady from Toft
Whom so many laddies had boffed
Her elastical cunny
Could swallow a bunny
Like a haybale fits into a loft" [
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MeTa comment:
""I won't spoil it here, but it was the opposite of what I thought would happen."
The airplane remains on the runway and the conveyor belt soars majestically into the skies...." [
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MeTa comment:
"This idea is possibly the worst ever expressed in MetaTalk.
And there have been a lot of crappy ideas expressed here. Many of them mine." [
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MeFi comment:
"Why do the hookers at the Emperors Club move so slowly?
They have governors on them." [
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MeFi comment:
"The Neapolitan mafia? They send three guys over: one brown, one pink, and one white." [
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MeTa comment:
""Fuck me, you're quick."
Usually when I hear those phrases they're separated by 45 seconds or so." [
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MeFi comment:
"The addition of a dragon would improve any flag. Even ones that already have dragons on them.
You can never have too many flagdragons." [
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MeFi comment:
"Ha ha! Look at the stoopit teenage beauty queen! LOL! Isn't she dumb!
Meanwhile, George W. Bush is serving his second term." [
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MeFi comment:
"Apropos of nothing, Karl Christian Rove is an anagram of anal cork, shit river." [
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