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Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd

10 Rare Clouds. 20 Cool Clouds. NASA clouds. List of Cloud Types (wiki). previously
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 10:46 AM on June 27, 2008 (28 comments)

Blue Collar Babies

Pregnancy Boom at Gloucester High As summer vacation begins, 17 girls at Gloucester High School are expecting babies—more than four times the number of pregnancies the 1,200-student school had last year. Some adults dismissed the statistic as a blip. Others blamed hit movies like Juno and Knocked Up for glamorizing young unwed mothers. But principal Joseph Sullivan knows at least part of the reason there's been such a spike in teen pregnancies in this Massachusetts fishing town.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 1:59 PM on June 19, 2008 (211 comments)

Let's see that clip.

Tim Russert dead at 58.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 12:47 PM on June 13, 2008 (247 comments)

I don't want you to feel alone.

Dad, do you ever wish you had diabetes?
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 1:48 PM on March 6, 2008 (40 comments)

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Insults - they just don't make them as they used to.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 8:24 AM on January 4, 2007 (38 comments)

Aries Spears

Aries Spears channels some living rappers.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 7:14 AM on November 10, 2006 (30 comments)

Butt formula

I like (S+C) x (B+F)/T = V butts and I cannot lie.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 5:13 AM on April 13, 2006 (63 comments)

Star Wars Fans Are Weird

Star Wars fans are weird.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 9:38 AM on November 11, 2005 (40 comments)

"Shaft" in Chaucerian English

Wha be tha blake prevy lawe
That bene wantoun too alle tha feres?
SHAFT!
Ya damne righte!

(Obligatory secondary links).
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 6:12 AM on October 25, 2005 (22 comments)

Lys and missed connections

Gem sweater / missed connections.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 6:27 AM on October 10, 2005 (16 comments)

Bling Bling Barbie

Bling Bling Barbie.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 9:00 PM on October 6, 2005 (46 comments)

Who has the fish?

Who has the fish? Einstein logic puzzle. If I can do it, you guys can.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 3:22 PM on August 4, 2005 (53 comments)

$ chown -R USA .*

$ rm -r bin/laden
bin/laden: No such file or directory
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 8:07 PM on July 24, 2005 (21 comments)

Louis Alvarado, U.S. Citizen

Louis Alvarado, U.S. Citizen.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 5:44 AM on March 14, 2005 (28 comments)

The 48 Laws of Power

The 48 Laws of Power. Law 1: Never Outshine the Master.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 7:03 PM on February 11, 2005 (39 comments)

It's Mordor. With a

One does not simply walk into Mortor.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 6:16 AM on January 19, 2005 (62 comments)

The gayest post title ever

Planes, Trains, and Plantains, or the Greatest Essay Ever Written.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 6:07 PM on January 14, 2005 (27 comments)

15 -- oops -- 10 Commandments

Alabama judge wears robe with Ten Commandments embroidered on it in a nice cursive mustard yellow, bringing the state even closer to the nipples of religion. Lawyer objects. Hear the judge's defense at npr.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 3:00 PM on December 27, 2004 (53 comments)

We are all puppets in the mighty hands of God

Silly Puppets! For ministry, therapy, school, or just for fun at home.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 3:36 PM on December 19, 2004 (10 comments)

Tali-banned

Secret Service investigates high school band Coalition of the Willing for performing a Bob Dylan song. Actually, for wanting to perform a Bob Dylan song. Parents freak out.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 12:18 PM on November 15, 2004 (59 comments)

When I was young I had a TO8

Flash CV.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 4:49 AM on November 13, 2004 (13 comments)

Manos must die.


one in the brown

The Shocker annoys local high school principal; hilarity ensues.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 12:14 PM on September 22, 2004 (26 comments)

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Fruity
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 7:42 PM on September 1, 2004 (22 comments)

She's So Heavy

Obese Florida woman melds with couch after laying on it for six years. Meanwhile.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 5:49 AM on August 12, 2004 (94 comments)

Obama's been lauded

The first black president of the United States.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 3:38 PM on July 28, 2004 (96 comments)

Pictures of a bunch of wrecked cars

The driver, I found out later, was drunk, from Texas, and had only one arm. [Warning: there are at least 35 megabytes worth of jpegs, which take some time to load. YMMV] Via Presence Server
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 11:10 PM on June 18, 2004 (48 comments)

Evacuation Plans

Writing a story is a felony violation in Oklahoma. High school student who wrote a story about armed invasion of his school faces jail time. Prosectors admit the law is Orwellian, but need a test-case. The story itself is derived from sample text included with an Adobe Pagemaker tutorial, describing hurrican evacuation instructions.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 7:58 AM on August 22, 2003 (26 comments)

B+J

Britney Spears not a virgin. "Seriously, I haven't had a boy in a really long time, and I'm really craving ... just a kiss, man. Just a kiss would be nice."
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 5:03 PM on July 8, 2003 (89 comments)

The Meat Tree

The Meat Tree. Yes, beef that grows on a tree.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 4:14 AM on May 21, 2003 (42 comments)

Researchers study Playboy centerfolds.

"Researchers" study 50 years of Playboy magazine and determine that the characteristic differences between men and women are becoming less pronounced.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 8:28 AM on December 20, 2002 (24 comments)

Come on. This stuff is important....

Egg separator. Come on. This stuff is important.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 7:51 PM on October 9, 2002 (17 comments)

as an official religion, despite the fact that 70,...

Australian government refuses to recognize Jedi as an official religion, despite the fact that 70,000 people listed it on their census forms.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 6:30 AM on August 27, 2002 (33 comments)

Here's hoping they don't get abducted. NY Times...

More conjoined twins. Here's hoping they don't get abducted. NY Times link.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 4:22 PM on August 17, 2002 (13 comments)

Here is NARA's Weekly Compilation of Presidential...

Don't say nobody told you. Here is NARA's Weekly Compilation of Presidential Documents, showing every comment, every bill signing, every communication, executive order, and interview the president has made: everything that goes into the history books...
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 10:16 PM on August 15, 2002 (6 comments)

...

The Cost-of-Living Calculator.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 9:57 PM on August 14, 2002 (18 comments)

seems like your run-of-the-mill small law firm...

Gross.com seems like your run-of-the-mill small law firm website, but the fun pages are oddly fascinating, featuring tidbits like Personal Injury Drama and the "Year 2001 Compliance" song. A weird look into one office's collective psyche.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 5:09 PM on August 13, 2002 (5 comments)

before 50 doctors try to pull them apart....

Guatemalan girls go head to head before 50 doctors try to pull them apart.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 7:29 PM on August 5, 2002 (34 comments)

Today in Mexico, Pope removes chin from chest to...

Today in Mexico, Pope removes chin from chest to canonize the first Indian saint.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 3:00 PM on July 31, 2002 (27 comments)

Another discount funeral store. Where...

Another discount funeral store. Where overpaying is not dignified.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 12:59 AM on July 27, 2002 (7 comments)

and lots of them. Updated daily. Better than the...

Political cartoons, and lots of them. Updated daily. Better than the Daily Show.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 6:15 PM on July 24, 2002 (18 comments)

you our Fadda. You stay in da sky. We like all...

God, you our Fadda. You stay in da sky. We like all da peopo know fo shua how you stay, an dat you good an spesho inside, an we like dem give you plenny respeck. We like you come king ova hea now. We like everybody make jalike you like, ova hea inside da world, jalike da angel guys up inside da sky make jalike you like. Give us da food we need fo every day. Let us go, an throw out our shame fo all da kine bad stuff we do to you, jalike us guys let da odda guys go awready, an we no stay huhu wit dem fo all da kine bad stuff dey do to us. No let us get chance fo do bad kine stuff, But take us outa dea, so da Bad Guy no can hurt us. Cuz you our king, you get da real power, an you stay awesome fo eva. Dass it!

Hawaii Creole English, from the Language Museum, which lists examples of 2000 languges.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 9:13 PM on July 18, 2002 (14 comments)

The pain!...

The pain! The pain!
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 11:06 AM on June 3, 2002 (9 comments)

TM...

The Popcorn Fork TM
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 11:02 AM on May 31, 2002 (26 comments)

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Idiots on Unicycles.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 6:38 PM on May 28, 2002 (5 comments)

+bag=bag...

Bag +bag=bag
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 9:54 AM on May 24, 2002 (12 comments)

The boys were shooting at imaginary aliens. One...

Colorado boys punished by school administrators for pretending index fingers are guns. The boys were shooting at imaginary aliens. One administrator says they "demonstrated a level of aggression" that violates the school's zero-tolerance policy toward violence.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 4:40 PM on May 15, 2002 (29 comments)

the hotornot of poetry....

Poemranker, the hotornot of poetry.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 6:51 AM on May 10, 2002 (10 comments)

The puppet testifies before the Education...

Elmo appears before Congress. The puppet testifies before the Education Appropriations Subcommittee to urge more spending on musical instruments.
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 9:17 AM on April 24, 2002 (21 comments)

attended by 80 clowns, who chant "No more...

Million Clown March attended by 80 clowns, who chant "No more chanting!"
posted to MetaFilter by swift at 9:24 AM on March 18, 2002 (9 comments)