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MeTa post: He likes education, thinks he's innocent, so what?
I would also support the deletion of this as I disapprove of Metafilter participating in the HOLY FUCKING SHIT A PRETTY NON-POOR WHITE WOMAN IS MISSING/DEAD trope.
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 10:40 PM on July 18 [+] [!]


Please start posting about poor missing/dead minority women. We all crave your approval.
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 9:17 PM on July 18, 2008

MeTa post: BragFilter
Is AskMe allowed? Cause my best post ever was actually an anonymous question.

It happens.
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 1:19 PM on May 23, 2008

MeTa post: BOTW
IMHO - In my honest opinion

FWIW - for what it's worth

TMOTDC - The money's on the dresser, chocolate.
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 10:43 AM on March 13, 2008

MeTa post: Thanks to some awesome, loving MeFites
Freakin awesome.
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 6:19 PM on February 19, 2008

MeTa post: Fingers in the great anonymous dyke?
Ummmm, I'll admit - I've actually done that.

I validated my actions in that I needed to find a way to help explain (or defend) 'anonymous's' decisions or course of action based upon the input provided.

That's the slippery slope of anonymous AskMe questions. Sometimes you need to keep providing the input without worrying about an intermediary.

My surreptitious actions didn't derail the thread. If anything it helped me... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 10:35 PM on January 12, 2008
I'm not saying it's right, but most anonymous questions come with a degree of anxiety, or embarrassment, or desperation.

If the 'real' poster feels the need to comment on their own anonymous thread, they probably have a damn good reason - unless they're just doing it to totally fuck with everyone's mind.

In my case, I was desperately seeking help - and AskMe came through with flying (green) colors.

Judge not lest ye be judged.
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 10:38 PM on January 12, 2008
Also... any ambitious MeFite can now probably take a look at my posts and figure out which thread I'm talking about. But I won't apologize for my actions. For what it's worth, it's not whatever post is in question here. I'm probably outing myself.
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 10:40 PM on January 12, 2008
looking at my post now in my OWN anonymous thread, I'd say I helped to try to defend my actions... along with a little bit of self-aggrandizing that certainly wasn't necessary - but I was trying to make sure no one knew I wasn't 'anonymous'.

See? That's the slippery slope I'm talking about.
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 10:49 PM on January 12, 2008
Especially if someone is using an anonymizer when posting.
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 11:02 PM on January 12, 2008
This post tastes of fail. And burning.
posted by loquacious at 2:15 AM on January 13 [+] [!]


That post tastes of idiocy, and ignorance.
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 11:22 PM on January 12, 2008

MeTa post: Dream? Stream? whatever.
and how many of us don't care??
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 8:56 PM on November 24, 2007

MeTa post: IANAL, but I'll give legal advice anyway.
DAMN YOU, admins... quit talking so sensibly! I was already popping my popcorn when I read the OP!
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 9:11 PM on August 28, 2007
That said, answering in thread will probably work, since most people read their answers pretty carefully, I think.
posted by delmoi at 12:27 AM on August 29 [+] [!]


Hell no, I shoot from the hip and cry about it later.
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 9:34 PM on August 28, 2007

MeTa post: I unfavorite you! And you! and you! and especially you!
I like cheese.
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 2:56 PM on August 28, 2007

MeTa post: quis custodiet custodes
Someone call me when Jessamyn puts up a self-link.

BANHAMMER!!!
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 5:35 PM on August 25, 2007

MeTa post: HiveMind: Where's the door?
I do!
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 6:57 AM on August 3, 2007

MeTa post: del.icio.us profiles
Sorry, I'm not sharing my online porn collection.
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 1:27 PM on August 1, 2007
Sorry, I'm not sharing my online porn collection.

If you are using del.icio.us, you already are, you just don't know it yet.
posted by spock at 5:25 PM on August 1 [+] [!]


LOL - I was wondering how long it would take someone to point that out!

Here's me.
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 3:35 PM on August 1, 2007

MeTa post: Delegation
Let's have the meetup at MY house! I've got a pool, bbq, and sonos playing out on the gazebo.

Extra points to whomever can find the most cameras...
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 6:46 PM on July 31, 2007

MeTa post: People die every day, and so what?
Somebody had a bowl of grumpies with a side of prunes and lemon juice for breakfast...
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 4:18 PM on July 30, 2007

MeTa post: remember to breathe
The admins are celebrities! They gave up their privacy a long time ago, and are subject to gossip and public examination.

I don't disagree with Cortex's admin decisions, but I'll meekly raise my hand and agree that his admin 'style' is much more 'cowboy' than jessamyn's or mathowie's.

I ain't saying there's anything wrong with it, but there is a noticeable difference that some people may take offense to. The general impression I always come... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 9:14 AM on July 29, 2007

MeTa post: Proposal for new MetaFilter guidelines
The best way to improve the site is to delete the accounts of approximately 1/3 to 1/2 of all users. No refunds! We can do this with a banning-lottery.

For example, we could delete the account of all members whose name's start with the letter m. No, NO WAIT! NOOOOOOOOO! *&*(^$%##((#@^*((.

/end process .matty
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 6:24 AM on July 27, 2007

MeTa post: Yet another why was it deleted : repulitards or kids with troubles ?
there's a lot of comments here. before I read them all, is there a flamout in the thread?
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 3:36 PM on July 20, 2007

MeTa post: Finally! RSS for everything!
Wellll, crap. NOW what am I gonna ask for for Christmas?

Hurray!!
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 9:18 PM on July 18, 2007

MeTa post: Be safe and smart!
AWESOME! My favorite line was "By, whore" as well. Also, furrie Jessamyn is kinda hot...
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 6:07 PM on July 16, 2007

MeTa post: Zen and the Art of Scanning Cats
For once, this will wendell.
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 6:46 PM on July 13, 2007
dirtynumb... I'm ready!
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 9:01 PM on July 13, 2007

MeTa post: OMG CHEATING!
She immediately said 'just kidding'. That made it fucking hilarious!

Quit 'yer whining. Next thing you know someone will bitch about how her posting had a compounding effect on the carbon footprint created by metafilter by adding to the energy required to light up the pixels on their screens.
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 2:48 PM on July 11, 2007

MeTa post: Update on SO with Aneurysm
/cheer
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 8:10 AM on July 8, 2007

MeTa post: Fixed that for you.
Harry Potter? SO GAY

There's nothing wrong with being gay. Un-fucking cool.

Please close this thread.
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 9:36 PM on July 7, 2007
And I didn't even need to waste my time reading the rest of this thread past that quote to make this assessment.
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 9:37 PM on July 7, 2007
I think my point may be is that there's no point in reading an obviosly drunken post from MR lynster. The lynster I've seen on here would never be such a dick. So go suck on some thick skin. Better yet, its not an issue of being thick skinned when someone uses teh gay card... Its just offensive.
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 9:51 PM on July 7, 2007
Did i derail it yet?
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 9:56 PM on July 7, 2007
its jessamyns world, not ours... She can moderate as she pleases. Sent from my iFingPhone.
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 10:03 PM on July 7, 2007

MeTa post: Bestest derail evah?
Apparently the rabbit didn't die.
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 1:54 PM on July 7, 2007

MeTa post: who was that guy, the one with the plane...?
Great video! I still get a little teary-eyed when I watch it.
Thanks for sharing Jessamyn (and fly4fun)!
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 8:14 AM on July 4, 2007


MeTa post: I'm overwhelmed
Oh yes, I MUST. READ. EVERYTHING. :) Maybe it's just watching that google reader counter tick up and up that gets under my skin - otherwise I'd not have a really good gauge of how many I haven't read.

Looks like at this point my only option is to use the 'ol scroll wheel faster...

Burhanistan - I haven't forgotten about the in-flight servers research... it's still on my list! At the moment I'm swamped doing a tower supervisory study about runway incursions for the FAA.
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 2:49 PM on July 1, 2007
I configure my middle mouse click to be "next item" inside my RSS reader, so that I can just click quickly without having to point at anything in particular, and I can easily scan 100 posts/questions for the things that interest me in a couple minutes.

Witness all the side blogs that people have started to cut down the volume of "required reading" (check metametafilter, mefi redux, etc).... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 4:15 PM on July 1, 2007

MeTa post: WTF, Wendell?
I didn't get picked in grade school, either.
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 6:21 PM on June 15, 2007

MeTa post: Because only "Dude, that's f*cked up" will do.
Sometimes the 'entitlement generation' needs a tough talking to... the real world is not all "But my mom says I'm special" or "but I want it".

Sometimes people ask questions that can't be adequately answered without imparting some social norms.

Calling them a douchebag certainly doesn't answer the question, but it does help the OP to learn that his actions are inappropriate as a cultural norm.

I love... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 8:48 AM on May 16, 2007
Of course someone could open up a site called JudgeMe, then one could read "You're a twat" all day long.

Ok, that actually made me laugh! And good point, bugbread.
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 9:04 AM on May 16, 2007

MeTa post: Hymenplasty?
It was deleted before I got the chance to say LOLSILYSTR8PEPL!!!!!
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 5:20 PM on April 30, 2007

MeTa post: Shooty McGunpants
Is it ok for me to say here that I would like to recommend to the OP that he conceal the gun up his ass? That would be my recommendation, but I'm sure it would get deleted in the Green.

I don't really mean it - as I don't have any real problem w/ people with CWP's... but it would just be really FUN to say!
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 2:36 PM on April 24, 2007

MeTa post: List of famous MeFites?
Someone with the same name as me wrote the Federal Marriage Amendment - but I guess that makes me the Bizzaro version of him... notorious more than famous.
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 5:15 AM on April 19, 2007

MeTa post: I know I'M slow, but Metafilter?
or is it related to that server re-build thingy?
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 5:24 PM on April 4, 2007
oh... and I should have placed this under 'bugs'.
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 5:25 PM on April 4, 2007
cortex - just at home. I use XP at work if it makes any difference.
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 5:28 PM on April 4, 2007
actually I should say - I've only noticed it while at home.
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 5:29 PM on April 4, 2007

MeTa post: endWell?
How do we know which Wendell is posting this stuff? Are we talking to the 'old' Wendell or the 'new' one? Has the transaction already taken place and Bizarro Wendell is just testing the waters around here?

From here on out we'll never know if we're talking to Memorex Wendell or Bizarro Wendell...
posted to MetaTalk by matty at 8:58 PM on March 31, 2007