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"I don't know how things work in CA jails -- all my time has been spent in AL jails. I'm guessing this is probably mando time for a DUI or something, right? Many times jails will keep a section of cells set aside for "week-enders" -- it's..." [
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favorited 57 times, recently by flibbertigibbet, nickyskye, allkindsoftime, Kyol, lizzicide, tizzie, dancestoblue, lampoil, zippy, spaltavian, lazaruslong, oaf, papafrita, puddleglum, doteatop, mitzyjalapeno, kajj, rossination, kosher_jenny, Durn Bronzefist, kid ichorous, iamkimiam, designbot, curse, ekstasis23, lalochezia, graventy, Cassilda, RedEmma, Arthur Dent, lumensimus, scrump, Marisa Stole the Precious Thing, M.C. Lo-Carb!, gladly, schyler523, Sys Rq, Scram, Soulbee, Mephisto, aeschenkarnos, Floydd, Heretic, nola, Korou, kuujjuarapik, johnstein, shotgunbooty, batmonkey, fire&wings, fantabulous timewaster, ShawnStruck, Roach, greta simone, EatTheWeak, drjimmy11, nasreddin
more than 12 hours ago
MeFi comment:
"So... no more Archway cookies?
No iced oatmeal cookies?
No chewy molasses cookies?
No ginger snaps?
OMG. OMFG.
I buy Archway cookies ALMOST EVERY SINGLE TIME I GO GROCERY SHOPPING. I cannot think of a time in my life where there have..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by Madamina, troy
more than 12 hours ago
MeTa comment:
"This day has been inevitable since the Caldari nerf. Now they're reduced to gate-camping Greenland.
/EVE Online in-joke only six people will get" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Kattullus
2 days ago
MeFi comment:
"I just read felix betachat's links and Mrs. Anderson's hate-filled screed ALMOST made me like Clay Aiken for a second.
Evidently all that stuff about loving your neighbor doesn't apply to fags and libruls. Or fag-loving libruls.
The pee video..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Mamapotomus
3 days ago
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"I did 30 days last year for possession of pot in Shelby County, AL. I also did 15 days for DUI some years ago (I deserved it, and I learned my lesson), but that was in a tiny little city jail where I spent the time washing police cars and reading bad..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by papafrita
4 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Anyone thinking OJ will be anyone's 'bitch' in prison is naive.
Tell that to the lifer who has nothing better to do with his remaining days than make OJ his bitch.
"I made OJ fuckin' Simpson my bitch" would get you some serious rep on..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by jonmc
6 days ago
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"Stupid easy indoor steak recipe:
Get a flank steak. Flank steaks are long striated pieces of muscle from the belly of the cow. They're relatively lean, and tougher (and therefore cheaper) than many other cuts. A two-pound flank steak (ie, dinner..." [
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favorited 7 times, recently by Xany, bettafish, misozaki, kalimac, mudpuppie, chrchr, ludwig_van
8 days ago
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"Twenty-year bartender here. Tell us more about the crowd. Are they young, old, uptight, partiers, or a mix of everything?
I'm not convinced you need to serve hard liquor. Wine and beer is much cheaper, less likely to get too many people too wasted,..." [
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favorited 10 times, recently by tavegyl
8 days ago
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"There is as much or as little ritual in the preparation of a mug of tea as you choose to invest in it." [
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favorited 10 times, recently by sambosambo
10 days ago
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""I'll Never Get Out of these Blues Alive" -- John Lee Hooker
"I Feel Like Goin' Home" -- Muddy Waters
"Hell Hound on my Trail" -- Robert Johnson
"Cotton Field Blues" -- Lightnin' Hopkins
"Lonesome..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by chewbud
2 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"I can't wait until we have majority popular intelligence games.
Your braining embaffles me. Must be all the football I watch." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by grubi, empath
2 weeks ago
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"Stuff it beneath your mattress for a year or so and then in 2010 when the housing market completely craters (we ain't seen NOTHING yet), start snapping up rental properties and become a slumlord.
That's my plan, anyway...." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by chicainthecity, Blazecock Pileon, kmennie
2 weeks ago
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"It's illegal, and I am one of the many folks subjected to random drug tests. I don't know how much exposure would lead to a positive drug test, and I could do without the stress of needing to know.
I can assure you that unless someone holds you..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by sperose
2 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"Apropos of nothing whatsoever, I just walked through the living room where my mother is watching "Cops" and heard the following dialogue:
Fat White Redneck Cop: Why didn't you stop, Tony?
Tony (irritated black guy): Because I was trying..." [
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favorited 4 times, recently by nola, jammy, Solon and Thanks, boo_radley
2 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"I was beginning to think I was living in some twilight zone episode where our city becomes increasing isolated, its residents trapped forever...
No, that'd be here in Birmingham.
And gas has nothing to do with it...." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by Malor, flapjax at midnite
2 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"bovine and Panglossian serenity
Hitchens is an arrogant sot who can never admit when he's wrong, but damn the man can turn a phrase." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by lalochezia
2 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"It is frightening that I can quote almost every word of "Rabbit Seasoning" by heart.
I DEMAND THAT YOU SHOOT ME NOW!
Thanks for posting this...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by JHarris
3 weeks ago
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"I have always wanted to correctly answer an AskMe question thusly:
POKE IT WITH A POINTY STICK
Now I can die happily." [
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favorited 18 times, recently by elizardbits, roofus, fluffy battle kitten, Espoo2, katrielalex, brownpau, lizzicide, cashman, ShawnString, sebastienbailard, pointystick, RussHy, hip_plumber, dmd, Cat Pie Hurts, DevilsAdvocate, hades, yohko
3 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"GorgonZola: a French novelist whose hideous snake-headed visage turns men into a delicious blue-veined cheese." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by not_on_display
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"1) Trimming your pubes mean that you have no confidence in the size of your dick. This makes you either: a) tiny or b) insecure.
2) If you sweat for a living, as in working a real job where actual sweaty work occurs, you will find that the..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by 999, chillmost, liza
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Having thought about it more:
I'm not his biggest fan. I didn't like everything he wrote. I thought Infinite Jest was way too long and self-indulgent and navel-gazing. I thought much of his writing worked as literature in the same way that a good..." [
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favorited 5 times, recently by bardic, stavrosthewonderchicken, raysmj, hap_hazard, readery
3 weeks ago
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"Nthing Fucked Up. Last real punk record that made me smile.
Bands yet to be mentioned: Avail, Poison Idea, Dillinger Four (hooky, but Punk As Fuck).
Bands that need mentioning twice: Agnostic Front, MDC, JFA...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Doublewhiskeycokenoice
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Being 37 and competing in the Tour de France really takes ball." [
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favorited 35 times, recently by Zosia Blue, dirtynumbangelboy, sonic meat machine, agress, funkiwan, TheWhiteSkull, bwg, The Ultimate Olympian, zpousman, Dormant Gorilla, kev23f, bardic, GeckoDundee, moonbiter, sien, fullerine, chudder, clearly, BrotherCaine, felix betachat, mudpuppie, findango, jayder, lord_wolf, miss lynnster, jimmythefish, loquacious, drezdn, yhbc, everichon, lalochezia, ShawnString, Blazecock Pileon, adamdschneider, o2b
Last month
MeFi comment:
"I prefer felicross, where my cat falls asleep on my stomach while I'm stretched out on the couch reading a book. It's more a marathon than a sprint." [
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"I've written three different comments from three different perspectives and I've realized that I truly don't know what I think about this. The whole idea of a "free speech zone" demarcated by a boundary of riot police is repulsive and makes..." [
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favorited 38 times
Last month
MeFi comment:
"I was watching the I Apologize link and when Bob screamed the lines...when you get tight-lipped, how do I know what you think? I had this involuntary punk rock full-body convulsion that ripped the earbuds from my ears, spilled iced tea all over my..." [
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Last month
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"In the same way that "Head of Students Against Drunk Driving arrested for DUI" is an almost inevitable headline, I can think of no one more likely to get laid than the head of the College Abstinence Club.
Also, he's an adult, he's 19,..." [
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favorited 1 time
Last month
MeFi comment:
"I never kissed a bear
I never kissed a goose
But I can shake a chicken
in the middle of the room
Let's have a party!
Send him to the store, let's buy some more,
Let's have a party tonight!
--Wanda Jackson
How could anyone NOT vote for..." [
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favorited 1 time
Last month
MeFi comment:
"To quote a great American scientist, "It's in him, and it got to come out."
And I felt so good, went on boogie'n just the same." [
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favorited 1 time
Last month
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"Smoking for any reason other than to enjoy being high is to gravely overestimate the potential of the drug and will lead to depressive rebounds and general badness.
Smoking a joint with your friends as a social lubricant and/or to facilitate your..." [
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favorited 1 time
Last month
MeFi comment:
"According to Amazon, customers who bought How To Avoid Huge Ships also bought The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide To Field Identification, which is, I think, a much more interesting read...." [
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favorited 1 time
Last month
MeFi comment:
""Missouri". "Misery". I only just now noticed that.
I guess they had to show you." [
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favorited 10 times
Last month
MeTa comment:
"I picked mine because I'm an idealistic young hippie." [
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