MeFi comment:
"I prefer felicross, where my cat falls asleep on my stomach while I'm stretched out on the couch reading a book. It's more a marathon than a sprint." [
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favorited 14 times, recently by jopreacher, gamera, JaredSeth, spinturtle, The Light Fantastic, Lesser Shrew, zippy, agress, doctor_negative, everichon, infinitywaltz, longsleeves, mrzarquon, des
more than 12 hours ago
MeFi comment:
"I've written three different comments from three different perspectives and I've realized that I truly don't know what I think about this. The whole idea of a "free speech zone" demarcated by a boundary of riot police is repulsive and makes..." [
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favorited 38 times, recently by Freen, Pantengliopoli, FrauMaschine, tehloki, nola, CruiseSavvy, quin, Fenriss, Marisa Stole the Precious Thing, porn in the woods, fizzix, loquacious, nikitabot, Snyder, anvilcity, JHarris, lupus_yonderboy, C.Batt, giraffe, thivaia, Jilder, dog food sugar, h00py, ValkoSipuliSuola, Kraftmatic Adjustable Cheese, reventlov, christonabike, schyler523, tula, Durn Bronzefist, kosher_jenny, flibbertigibbet, gsteff, Bummus, From Bklyn, snwod, kuujjuarapik, regicide is good for you
Yesterday
MeFi comment:
"I was watching the I Apologize link and when Bob screamed the lines...when you get tight-lipped, how do I know what you think? I had this involuntary punk rock full-body convulsion that ripped the earbuds from my ears, spilled iced tea all over my..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by nímwunnan
Yesterday
Ask comment:
"In the same way that "Head of Students Against Drunk Driving arrested for DUI" is an almost inevitable headline, I can think of no one more likely to get laid than the head of the College Abstinence Club.
Also, he's an adult, he's 19,..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by aeschenkarnos
2 days ago
MeFi comment:
"I never kissed a bear
I never kissed a goose
But I can shake a chicken
in the middle of the room
Let's have a party!
Send him to the store, let's buy some more,
Let's have a party tonight!
--Wanda Jackson
How could anyone NOT vote for..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by jonmc
2 days ago
MeFi comment:
"To quote a great American scientist, "It's in him, and it got to come out."
And I felt so good, went on boogie'n just the same." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Frankie Villon
2 days ago
Ask comment:
"Smoking for any reason other than to enjoy being high is to gravely overestimate the potential of the drug and will lead to depressive rebounds and general badness.
Smoking a joint with your friends as a social lubricant and/or to facilitate your..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Sidhedevil
6 days ago
MeFi comment:
"According to Amazon, customers who bought How To Avoid Huge Ships also bought The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide To Field Identification, which is, I think, a much more interesting read...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by photomusic86
7 days ago
MeFi comment:
""Missouri". "Misery". I only just now noticed that.
I guess they had to show you." [
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favorited 10 times, recently by Dormant Gorilla, everichon, phatkitten, SeanMac, SuzySmith, Pantengliopoli, cashman, nola, Marisa Stole the Precious Thing, lukemeister
9 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Brownies are just chunks of baked dough if they're not iced.
This is wrong and you are wrong for saying it.
Also, Fig Newtons are delicious, but Blueberry Newtons are an offense to God and man...." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by invitapriore, Solon and Thanks
10 days ago
Ask comment:
"Go play disc golf. Go play real golf. Go take a day hike. Go shoot some hoops. Go throw your dog a stick until he begs for mercy. Go drink beer and watch porn. Go smoke a joint and get out the telescope and stargaze. Go splash in the tub with Bach's..." [
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favorited 6 times, recently by elisynn, the dief, sebastienbailard, zardoz, nasreddin, daikon
12 days ago
MeFi comment:
"I look forward to reading these links when I am not drubk.
Not that they'll make any more sense to me." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by Camofrog, sararah
12 days ago
MeFi comment:
"It seems like a voting machine is performing one of the simpler tasks that one could ask a counting machine to do. It's like they have to up the complexity of the device to explain its failures. My state uses a marked paper ballot that is read..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by blueberry
12 days ago
MeFi comment:
"I waited tables and bartended for twenty years. I wasn't putting myself through college -- I just liked easy access to good drugs and cash in my pocket every night.
That said, there is something about it that really gets in your blood. Most people..." [
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favorited 15 times, recently by deafmute, invitapriore
13 days ago
MeFi comment:
"When I worked for a medical journal as a proofreader we would amuse ourselves when we were supposed to be working by searching back issues for particularly gory/lurid/bizarre case reports, which we then photocopied and kept on file to squick out new..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by sondrialiac, madamjujujive, nfg
2 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Well, it's finally happened.
I have succumbed to outrage fatigue. I. Just. Don't. Care. Any. More.
Fuck the administration, fuck their Democrat lapdogs, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it. NO ONE will EVER be prosecuted for ANY of this, I'll bet money...." [
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favorited 23 times, recently by nudar
2 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"You know, I'll bet they were chuckling about how brilliant this idea was when someone said, "...and the best part is, we'll even give some of the proceeds to charity!" and then everyone burst out laughing...." [
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favorited 10 times, recently by schyler523
2 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Chiming in to echo odinsdream & rooftop secrets -- WALL-E (at least the first half) was one of the finest things I've ever seen in a movie theater. It's astoundingly, jaw-droppingly, amazingly good.
I saw it in a theater packed with kids, many..." [
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favorited 15 times, recently by perilous
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"In the early 1990s, I accompanied my then-girlfriend to the clinic to get a refill of her birth control pills. It was a sunny Saturday, the clinic was just a mile or so from our apartment, so we decided to walk. As we approached the building that..." [
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favorited 32 times, recently by dog food sugar, flibbertigibbet, AceRock, sarahnade, mathowie, InfinateJane, kryptondog, kuujjuarapik, CaptApollo, tehloki, redfisch, magstheaxe, mygothlaundry, agregoli, axon, manguero, iamkimiam, loquacious, AsYouKnow Bob, nola, h00py, madamjujujive, PROD_TPSL, pxe2000, padraigin, tits mcgee, orthogonality, brundlefly, etaoin, dylanjames, Tbola, Brian B.
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"It fills me with a warm glow to know that there are people out there who wake up one morning and think, "I'm gonna fake a Bigfoot sighting!" It hearkens back to a more innocent time...." [
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favorited 16 times, recently by weebil, threeturtles, Songdog, papafrita, humannaire, honeydew, gagglezoomer, jivadravya, miss-lapin, oozy rat in a sanitary zoo, stinkycheese, gubo, Bigfoot Mandala, Lentrohamsanin, Onanist, davidmsc
3 weeks ago
Ask comment:
"Twenty-year bartender here. Tell us more about the crowd. Are they young, old, uptight, partiers, or a mix of everything?
I'm not convinced you need to serve hard liquor. Wine and beer is much cheaper, less likely to get too many people too wasted,..." [
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favorited 9 times, recently by amarynth, grateful, Elsa
3 weeks ago
Ask comment:
"So you have a problem participating in a ceremony that you think is meaningless , even though it will please the woman with whom you want to spend the rest of your life?
Dude, HALF of being married is doing pointless things to make your wife happy...." [
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favorited 12 times, recently by karyotypical, fishfucker, kuujjuarapik, exphysicist345, twistedonion, DulcineaX, doctor_negative, By The Grace of God, emelenjr, krix, BrotherCaine, notsnot
3 weeks ago
Ask comment:
"When this has happened with my cats, it's been due to poo getting tangled with long hair or (in one gross but amusing case) tinsel that kitty has swallowed. Then kitty goes to cover poo, poo moves, kitty thinks OMG MY POO IS ATTACKING ME and leaps..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by twistofrhyme
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"*Gets Meatbomb's "Jools and Jim" reference, feels cool for a second, then realizes that record came out in 1980, dodders off to fetch weak tea and warmer..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Meatbomb
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"it doesn't seem that people in the South are trippin' balls.
You ain't from 'round these parts, are yuh? We got folks fallin' down foamin' at the mouth seein' the Lord every Sunday mornin' before piggin' out at the Old Country Buffet.
People on..." [
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favorited 1 time
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"We like our women like we like our scotch bourbon: 18 years old and mixed up with coke.
ftfy
As your bartender, I refuse to serve you a scotch and coke.* You can have your coffee however you damn well please. There are lines. The problem comes..." [
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favorited 2 times
4 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Isn't it interesting that every age gets the monster of their collective nightmares? Industrial Age: Frankenstein. Gilded Age: Vampires. And now... zombies.
Hmmm...." [
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favorited 4 times
4 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"I apologize for stubbornly refusing to read the various sexism/boyzone/gender threads, thus missing the latest thrilling installment of MeFites Hectoring One Another.
No, wait. I totally don't apologize for that at all...." [
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favorited 2 times
4 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Man, I am so blessed that I never had to face the horrors of meth addiction or college wrestling." [
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favorited 2 times
Last month
MeFi comment:
"Please excuse the above rant. I think I'm a bit hypoglycemic. I'm going to have some crackers and milk and stretch out in a dark room with a cool towel on my forehead...." [
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favorited 2 times
Last month
Ask comment:
"Is a pizza ever served with a pickle spear and chips? No! Clearly it cannot be a sandwich.
I find this to be a convincing argument.
Also, Miko -- a calzone is not a sandwich. It is a pizza singularity, the result of a pizza collapsing on itself...." [
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favorited 4 times
Last month
MeFi comment:
"The problem with SF publishing is that sexy teenage vampire bodice-rippers sell books and wanky dystopian doorstops by cranially-perforated art school dropouts pass as literary achievements.
Oh, we're talking about magazines. Never mind. They..." [
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favorited 2 times
Last month
MeFi comment:
"How to get a real person on a 1-800 call:
Immediately begin cursing angrily into the phone. Use the word "fuck" a lot. Do not press any buttons. Most modern voice-recognition systems detect angry callers and automatically route them to a..." [
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favorited 2 times
Last month
Ask comment:
"I thought it was the evil, evil folks at the Elias Sports Bureau who kept all the stats and dribbled them out a bit at a time.
I go here to get after-the-fact stats.
I've thought of this before -- I'd like to be able to scrape the NFL site and..." [
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favorited 1 time
Last month
