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Ask post: I don't know what that means, but it sounds awesome!
trip the light fantastic with cum blasted sluts
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 11:53 AM on June 25, 2008

Ask post: There's something strange in the neighborhood...
I can tell you with 100% certainty that the only people who think the building is haunted are people who believe that buildings can be haunted. You don't need to be one of those people. Problem solved.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 11:48 AM on June 18, 2008

Ask post: That hard-to-reach spot.
Typically the sliding pane is on the interior, and you can remove it. Grab it by both sides, push up and the bottom will be free from the track. Pivot out and remove.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 3:50 PM on June 7, 2008

Ask post: What can I do for you?
Auf Deutsch: Wie kann ich ihnen helfen?
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 12:30 PM on June 5, 2008 marked best answer

Ask post: So stinky
Also works for skunks.

Why on earth would you want to bath a skunk?
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 10:10 AM on June 4, 2008

Ask post: It's the truth, I swear!
You might want to clarify that you need this information for a book you are writing.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 11:03 AM on May 19, 2008 marked best answer

Ask post: Where does the lady sit if the wall has a nice view?
In your scenario, is the lady unable for some reason to express her preference?
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 12:25 PM on May 11, 2008

Ask post: the vice grip
Do you want to avoid the munchies too? Seriously, this seems like an almost impossible question to answer if one only answers the question as asked.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 2:13 PM on May 6, 2008

Ask post: What was your favorite course in college?
Inexplicably, Urban Planning. That will be of little help to you, since my love of the course entirely had to do with the professor. Moral of the story: find the best professors rather than the best subjects.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 4:26 PM on April 25, 2008 marked best answer

Ask post: Other terms for "in the zone"
Putting on a clinic
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 11:55 AM on April 16, 2008

Ask post: ...
IANA
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 2:48 PM on April 6, 2008
Metafilter:
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 2:56 PM on April 6, 2008
Since no one has really answered your question: Bass fishing. Are you any good at Bass fishing?
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 3:00 PM on April 6, 2008

Ask post: A Hummingbird-Friendly Backyard.
In our yard, the hummingbirds have become accustomed to both people and dogs. When we sit still, they come to a feeder that is only seven feet from where we sit outside. We also have a feeder hanging one foot outside of a picture window, and the hummers frequent that feeder so long as there isn't a lot of movement inside the house.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 8:31 PM on April 5, 2008 marked best answer

Ask post: Fun with Easter grass!
A festive merkin?
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 7:54 PM on April 2, 2008
"And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W's
where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after
committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly
looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father
rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And
they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys... [more]
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 9:09 PM on April 2, 2008

Ask post: Getting Excel to interpret string as formula
Hey, that works perfectly! You are an officer and a gentleman.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 12:14 PM on March 29, 2008
rasputin98: In the interest of science I tried your solution, but to no avail. The message I get is that "Microsoft Office Excel cannot find any data to replace."
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 8:29 PM on March 29, 2008
are you on the same version/OS as I am?
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 2:03 PM on March 30, 2008

Ask post: fellatio : fellate :: cunnilingus : ________.
cunnilingellate
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 11:01 AM on March 30, 2008

Ask post: Should we get married and have kids?
Are these men looking for green cards by any chance?
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 10:56 PM on March 27, 2008

Ask post: Help us help our puppy.
Your puppy very likely needs attention today. As f_p said, don't wait.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 3:41 PM on March 22, 2008

Ask post: Is poison green?
Most auto coolant is green and toxic.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 10:03 AM on March 22, 2008

Ask post: advice for a first time flyer!
Don't joke about bombs while standing in the security line. Wear socks unless you don't mind walking barefoot through the metal detector. Don't refer to the TSA people as Agents of the Great Satan to their faces.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 11:57 AM on March 15, 2008
I’m sincerely glad that I didn’t have some of the more extreme advice in this thread when I took my first flight. Blown eardrums? Hot needles boring into your forehead? Random numbness, swelling, tingling? I’ve flown a million times, at least half of those times with a stuffed head due to my crazy allergies, and I’ve never felt any pain or weird bodily sensations. Are you people flying on the space shuttle by any chance? And, I’ve never felt particularly dehydrated, although I always drink my... [more]
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 3:57 PM on March 15, 2008

Ask post: How do I tag a company email with a short environmentally friendly message?
Side question: Do a lot of people print emails? This is a problem I was unaware of.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 4:02 PM on March 13, 2008

Ask post: The World's Best...
You forgot 27) end well

Answer: not here.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 5:45 PM on March 12, 2008

Ask post: Photo Opportunity
Okay, since no one is really answering your question very well:

Where can I get $1200? (quickly)

Bass fishing tournament. Are you good at bass fishing?
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 12:57 PM on March 11, 2008

Ask post: The Art Of Conversation
Start your own conversation salon?
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 9:58 AM on December 31, 2007

Ask post: Assault
It happens all the time, but it might not happen to you. OJ Simpson killed someone and he didn't go to jail. YMMV.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 10:59 AM on December 18, 2007

Ask post: How do I give a tasteful gift of booze
This is your personal secretary and you are busting out a $75 present for Christmas? I would like to suggest nicely that you are Dickensian in your generosity.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 4:58 PM on December 17, 2007

Ask post: More like St. Smellmo
Whitefish Bay, WI, -> Whitefolks Bay
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 8:45 AM on December 17, 2007
Tarpon Springs, FL -> Tampon Strings
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 10:04 AM on December 17, 2007
Belchertown, MA -> oh, wait; that one doesn't need a nickname.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 2:47 PM on December 17, 2007

Ask post: My front door needs a "Mark as Junk" button
I had a no soliciting sign that didn't seem to work. People would start their sales, religious, or whatever pitch to tell me that they weren't selling anything.

Now I have no sign. I just smile, say no thank you, and close the door before they can say anything.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 4:42 PM on December 11, 2007

Ask post: Grammar Question: Is or Isn't?
It's a big linguistic world out there!

So it isn't!
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 8:32 AM on December 9, 2007
Hey, lh's answer isn't bad. By that, of course, I mean that it is a good answer, since isn't == is, and bad == good.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 12:04 PM on December 9, 2007
I confused myself with my regional dialect.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 12:09 PM on December 9, 2007
Ah, but each are different from other things in the same way. Same difference.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 12:51 PM on December 9, 2007
...how do you get more than one difference out of that so that you can compare differences?

If A and B are the same, then they both have similar differences with other things. The comparison is A's differences with C, compared with B's differences with C. Same difference.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 1:27 PM on December 9, 2007

Ask post: Tips for replacing carpet ruined by a cat
If subflooring underneath, you can replace it where needed. Short of that, liberal applications of Kilz should do the trick. Kilz on concrete will block the smell.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 11:10 AM on December 1, 2007

Ask post: How do I make visitors laugh at the expense of my kitty?
Available for children’s parties
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 9:28 AM on November 28, 2007

Ask post: How long before I get hit by a cab or have my bike stolen?
My friend, an experienced rider, commuted on his bike in Boston and only got hit by two cars and one bus. YMMV.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 12:35 PM on November 24, 2007

Ask post: Find me a recipe
Chocolate chip scrambled eggs, with a nice bearnaise sauce.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 12:38 PM on November 21, 2007 marked best answer

Ask post: What do I do with an ant Queen?
Honestly, if it is really that big, I wouldn't step on it inside the house. I'd try to get a piece of paper under it, carry it outside, and step on it there.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 5:32 PM on November 17, 2007

Ask post: What will happen if my bank goes bankrupt?
I googled this for you.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 3:09 PM on November 12, 2007

Ask post: Want nonlocal newspaper
plus, any Starbucks.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 10:46 AM on November 6, 2007

Ask post: Pissed puss post
Btw, cats don't have the taste buds to be very sensitive to sweet.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 1:50 PM on November 5, 2007

Ask post: What the duck?
The best way is to stuff it with a small chicken and cook it inside a turkey.
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 9:01 AM on October 28, 2007

Ask post: What "golden ages" are we in, right now?
airline travel
posted to Ask Metafilter by found missing at 8:30 AM on October 12, 2007