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Ask post: Help identifying classical music clip
favorited 1 time, recently by operalass
3 days ago

MeFi comment: "The best/worst viola joke I know: Why is a violist like a terrorist? They both fuck up bowings. (read it aloud if you don't get it) (I'm very sorry)..." [more]
favorited 5 times, recently by Jilder, tehloki, dirtynumbangelboy, sperose, The Bellman
3 days ago

MeFi comment: "A knight-errant, looking quite pale, Was asked, "Sir, from what do you ail?" "I've been duped by," said he, "La belle dame sans merci, And I fear I shall soon kick the pail." Rhyming "pail" with..." [more]
favorited 4 times, recently by pocketfluff, Firas, Pallas Athena, JHarris
11 days ago

MeFi comment: "I grew up in a UU church, and when I heard about this I felt like I'd been punched in the gut. Certainly the facts on their own are bad enough — a man bursts into a church during a children's play, for fuck's sake, and starts blasting away with a..." [more]
favorited 12 times, recently by lalochezia, grabbingsand, Twicketface, hecho de la basura, axon, trip and a half, supercres, agregoli, Floach, Optimus Chyme, fleetmouse, Blazecock Pileon
Last month

MeFi comment: "I'm glad to finally have a canonical transliteration of "Yenggoosveer de hoop-de-diskee-doo Yee-boom de hurdee yer humm! Børk! Børk! Børk!"" [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by JHarris
Last month

Ask comment: "The first movie that sprung to mind for me was The Apartment, with Mr. Baxter nursing Miss Kubelik back to health." [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by ROTFL, the Real Dan
Last month

Ask comment: "A really good way to get an introduction to classical styles, to be honest, is to listen to classical radio stations. You won't hear all that much modern stuff on such stations, but you should get a good feel for which composers and which styles you..." [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by holgate, Dizzy
2 months ago

Ask comment: "Sounds like the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Echidna882003
4 months ago

MeFi comment: "What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn't have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here?..." [more]
favorited 4 times, recently by tehloki, hifiparasol, LeeJay, pyrex
5 months ago

Ask comment: "The Greeks knew that rubbing amber and fur together causes an electric attraction between the objects, and that you can even get a spark if you rub them together long enough. In fact, the word "electricity" comes from the Greek elektron,..." [more]
favorited 3 times, recently by thebrokedown, monkeyx-uk, bingo
5 months ago

Ask comment: "I'll throw in a vote for "Everything You've Done Wrong" by Sloan." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by heavenstobetsy
5 months ago

MeFi comment: "From 2010:Held there by curiosity, and a growing fear of the long loneliness that lay before him, that which had once been David Bowman, Commander of the United States spacecraft Discovery, watched as [its] hull boiled stubbornly away. For a long..." [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by kittens for breakfast, teraflop
5 months ago

MeTa comment: "Sorry, I'm skipping down to comment having only read half the thread. What'd I miss? Not much. Just a bunch of guys who can't be arsed to shave every morning...." [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by Deathalicious, juv3nal
6 months ago

Ask comment: "Oh, and speaking of Stravinsky: if you want to hear an example of the "restlessly shifting time signatures" that Wolfdog alluded to, the best-known example by far is The Rite of Spring. Don't even try to follow the meters in this piece..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by ao4047
6 months ago

Ask comment: "you can surely understand how I am feeling at this present time? I sure as hell can't understand it. Suck it up and write the apology. While her first e-mail was a little over-the-top, she has a valid concern which you flippantly—and insultingly,..." [more]
favorited 4 times, recently by marble, jeanmari, stavx, DevilsAdvocate
6 months ago

Ask comment: "I think we probably already missed the 500th Leap Day. Under the Julian Calendar, every year that was divisible by 4 was a leap year; it wasn't until the establishment of the Gregorian calendar that the..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by agent99
6 months ago

MeFi post: Garfield without Garfield
favorited 7 times, recently by megamanwich, nzero, JT, milarepa, Hugonaut, Rarebit Fiend, Elsa
6 months ago

Ask comment: "If you're not afraid of a little coding, MUP is pretty good. It works along the same lines as LaTeX does for typesetting, in that it takes a coded list of notes and outputs sheet music (and MIDI output as well.) It's full-featured and, best of all,..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Pallas Athena
6 months ago

Ask comment: "I split a 12-week share from Angelic Organics with another couple last year. I was a little disappointed with the yield of a few things (carrots, tomatoes, and cukes specifically); but this was partly a combination of the heavy rains last summer..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Work to Live
6 months ago

Ask comment: "I believe you're thinking of an aptronym. See also nominative determinism." [more]
favorited 5 times, recently by brookedel, 913, Phire, phrontist, flibbertigibbet
7 months ago

MeTa comment: "It's too bad the pixies got deleted. Although it's pretty amusing this way too." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by limeonaire
7 months ago

Ask comment: "A little silly, but here's what sprang to mind: When Humanity joined the Gallimaufry, the first impressions of established idea sifters were rather disappointing. Yes, they were entertainingly crazy, but their quirks were mere amplifications of..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by lekvar
7 months ago

Ask post: Looking for advice on how to torment Sims
favorited 8 times, recently by saturnine, easternblot, Electric Elf, Brainy, matildaben, mrmojoflying, divabat, kensanway
7 months ago

Ask post: Half-remembered DOS game from the early '90s
favorited 1 time, recently by headlessagnew
7 months ago

Ask comment: "Count me as dubious as well. While a few medieval Christian theologians believed that the Earth was flat, most of them didn't; the debate about whether Columbus' voyage would succeed primarily concerned whether the Earth's circumference was small..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by psmealey
8 months ago

Ask comment: "You're actually touching on one of the main unresolved problems of quantum physics, namely what is the role of the "observer" in wave-function collapse. It's certainly true that the idea of an "observer" in the standard..." [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by lalochezia, grahamwell
8 months ago

MeFi post: Don't know its source? This website (as well as...
favorited 1 time, recently by BobsterLobster
8 months ago

Ask comment: "ThemeFinder. It's a little weird from time to time (for example, it treats grace notes as part of the melody), but generally very helpful. And even if you're not familiar with musical notation, the "Gross Contour" tool can probably still..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by BobsterLobster
8 months ago

Ask comment: "I'm a grad student in physics at one of the "top programs" you mentioned, and I sat on the admissions committee for said program a few years ago. I'll be honest: a low GPA *and* a low subject GRE is a big horkin' red flag. If this is..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by wyzewoman
9 months ago

MeFi comment: "Hey, at least he's not running for president." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by bh
9 months ago

Ask comment: "Have you tried the online encyclopedia of integer sequences?" [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by boudicca, teleskiving
9 months ago

Ask comment: "You might find Gene Wolfe's Book of the New Sun series up your alley." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by BrotherCaine
9 months ago

MeFi comment: "I'd just be tempted to drive really fast so it'd sound like the Chipmunks." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by brain cloud
9 months ago

Ask comment: ""If only it were that simple! If only there were evil people somewhere, insidiously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil runs through every..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by rapscallion
9 months ago

MeFi comment: "Any thread involving weird bird behaviour has to include a link to the Supreme Lyrebird." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by JHarris
9 months ago

Ask comment: "(Disclaimer: words of Russian girlfriend.) The main thing to understand here is that there are two types of Russian people: those who can afford anything (aka New Russians) and those who cannot (people who still live in the Soviet era). I'm not..." [more]
favorited 9 times, recently by thelongcon, DevilsAdvocate, blueberry, SuperNova, goo, vacapinta, davar, uri, nasreddin
10 months ago

MeFi comment: ""abstemious" is only on the list so they know a word with all the vowels in alphabetical order. You'd be surprised how often that comes up, and you don't want to look like a fool without a quick answer. You're being facetious, right?..." [more]
favorited 18 times, recently by chrisamiller, raxast, Dillonlikescookies, louche mustachio, bluishorange, kjs4, 0xFCAF, mckenney, Richard Daly, shmegegge, sparkletone, Bugg, sebastienbailard, reventlov, imperium, phatkitten, bonecrusher, yhbc
11 months ago

Ask post: Why can't I cook tofu properly 90% of the time?...
favorited 1 time, recently by lisawin
11 months ago

MeFi comment: ""Aronofsky probably couldn’t videotape a nephew’s sixth birthday party without transforming it into a visually stunning, viscerally intense exploration of obsession and madness...." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by mek
11 months ago

MeFi comment: "Can you imagine what this brilliant man could do when paired with someone who can build a decent webpage?! The mind boggles. Indeed! Instead of having just a Nobel Prize in Physics, he'd have a Nobel Prize in Physics and a decent webpage!..." [more]
favorited 8 times, recently by slf, tehloki, damn dirty ape, Arch_Stanton, null terminated, JDHarper, IronLizard, chrismear
11 months ago

Ask comment: "I don't know a damn thing about LyX, but in straight LaTeX you would normally use nested enumerate environments to get a result like the one you want; the code would look something like this:\begin{enumerate}..." [more]
favorited 3 times, recently by JaySunSee, virga, Blazecock Pileon
11 months ago

MeTa comment: "I think the number you used in the title is a couple of orders of magnitude too small." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by melorama
Last year

Ask comment: "And "anyone who can get 'HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY' out of 'Happy Birthday' has got to be a great drug connection, if nothing else...." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by tehloki
Last year

MeFi post: plans to change the marketing world by using...
favorited 1 time, recently by JaySunSee
Last year

MeFi comment: "I love that our curiosity is so powerful, that we could see a switch labeled 'Do not touch, kills everything!' and we would seriously consider seeing exactly what it did. "I wonder if that happens every time...." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by ztdavis
Last year

MeTa comment: "I'm not the only person I've talked to who has remarked on the almost-daily 3+ obit posts on the blue. Either you're wildly exaggerating or some posts were deleted: before today, the most recent obituary I was able to find in the archives was..." [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by DevilsAdvocate, amberglow
Last year

MeFi comment: "In the Southern Hemisphere, he would run around the pool clockwise instead. Because of the Coriolis force." [more]
favorited 3 times, recently by lucasd, shmegegge, brownpau
Last year

MeTa comment: "Is the the first for a flame-out in a thread not actually started by the flamee? Or would that be flamer? Flame-out-er? Oh, hell no." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by myopicman
Last year

Ask comment: "From here:The bending airstream creates a low pressure just outside the front window. When you crack that window open, you don't change the pattern of air much, but you do allow car air to accelerate toward that window and the low pressure outside it...." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by solipsophistocracy
Last year

MeFi comment: "Chicago coyotes like Quizno's." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Chinese Jet Pilot
Last year

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