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MeFi post: Now we need to implement this for Metafilter comments.
Positively surreal.
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 11:26 AM on October 7, 2008

MeFi post: Lyonesse - shadow island of the Atlantic
Marvelous post. The beaten, battered, and despairing English major inside me thanks you.
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 1:43 PM on September 27, 2008

MeFi post: 80 Things That Make Men Cry
I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams.
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 5:45 PM on August 8, 2008

MeFi post: That Golden Girl
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posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 3:22 PM on July 22, 2008

MeFi post: R.I.P. Arizona Parking Solutions
So... where is the media involvement and the alleged suicide?
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 8:40 PM on June 18, 2008

MeFi post: Fake news is dead! Long live fake news!
It's possible that Comedy Central--like CBS--are trying to work out a seperate deal with their writers. Or, since they are both owned by Viacom, one overarching deal for the two. Since the AMPTP is proving so intractable, one wonders if this is how the strike will be resolved, or not: individual production companies will either strike seperate deals, or transform themselves into writer-less entities.

In any event, it's my fervent hope that none of these shows return to... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 4:33 PM on December 21, 2007

MeFi post: Barry Bonds gets indicted
Good.
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 4:10 PM on November 15, 2007

MeFi post: the Late Late Tom Snyder
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posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 9:17 AM on July 30, 2007

MeFi post: Only in Brooklyn.
So just because a guy throws a wet glove out the window means he was peeing in it? Silliest part: the author purports to explain "why Brooklyn smells like piss" when he can discern no odor from the discarded item.
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 8:02 PM on May 16, 2007

MeFi post: OOOMS Design.
They need to work on their WEB design. Not very accessible. I wanted to look, honest!
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 12:43 AM on April 26, 2007

MeFi post: A thirst for first.
Fuck Salon.
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 8:05 PM on April 5, 2007

MeFi post: Did he use diet bread and reduced-fat peanut butter?
How on earth is that sandwich worth $49.95?
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 3:17 PM on April 5, 2007
also, let's be clear about the price:

it serves 8-10 people. assume 8 people eat it, the damn thing only costs a little over $5 per.


Baloney. Come on. Peanut butter, jelly, bacon, white bread, and margarine? I don't care how many people it serves, and I think "8-10" is a clear exaggeration to make the "one if you're Elvis" stand out more. Either this story is phony or the King got ripped the fuck off.
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 8:03 PM on April 5, 2007

MeFi post: To have and to audit, with thetans and without, till Xenu do us part.
Really strange.
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 12:56 AM on November 19, 2006

MeFi post: Saddam sentenced to death.
Forget hanging. Shoot him in the head and do it live on network television, please.
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 2:04 AM on November 5, 2006
flapjax, i bet we made sure our puppet govts there didn't sign on to the Hague thing, like we didn't--it's disgusting.

Yeah, it's "disgusting" that we didn't abdicate our judicial sovereignty to a bunch of yahoos in the Netherlands. When exactly did "The Hague" become the be-all end-all of justice in this world? Does anybody believe that Saddam isn't guilty of what he's been accused of? If you don't personally support the death... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 2:29 AM on November 5, 2006

MeFi post: Save Studio 60
"Studio 60" sucks rocks but I'll keep watching it 'til they cancel it. I haven't enjoyed snarking about a show so much since the unbelievably bad "Roswell" (1999-2002).
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 1:46 PM on November 1, 2006
I think Sorkin hated net chatter about him and his show back in West Wing days ... he can't be enjoying all the talk about S60.

This is a funny story. ...and I was going to write it all out, but in the process of researching, found a blog post that had it all done for me!

The long back story of Aaron Sorkin, West Wing, Televisionwithoutpity and the "U.S. Poet Laureate"... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 4:30 PM on November 1, 2006

MeFi post: Political junk for political junkies
I would also not be shocked to see an upset in Arizona

I would be EXTREMELY shocked.
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 11:46 AM on November 1, 2006
Empath, McCain is no decent Republican. I don't think he's even a decent human being.

He's sucking at the teat of Falwell and Robertson quite thirstily these days.


He wants a chance at the presidency in 2008. He can't win the nomination without appealing to the Republican base. I was more disappointed by his Kerry pile-on--surely he knows better--but you gotta do what you gotta do. "Pandering" aside he's still a more... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 1:03 PM on November 1, 2006

MeFi post: "If you're explaining, you're losing"
What a doofus.
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 1:54 AM on November 1, 2006

MeFi post: ...who's the grayest of them all?
I think we're currently occupying a lot of their land unjustly.

Amen!


Chortle. You people are really something else.
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 6:08 PM on October 31, 2006

MeFi post: Right and left and center...
Polling shows that 'atheist' ranks just below 'muslim' as far as 'tolerable son-in-law' goes.

That's a strange metric to go by. I wouldn't want by "son-in-law" (were I to ever have one) to be atheist either, but that's because interfaith marriages face enormous difficulty. I'm as Christian as they come, but I'd gladly vote for a competent, qualified, atheist candidate--if he or she could convince me of his or her respect for my faith. But on... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 7:51 PM on October 27, 2006
LOL. Such a delicate flower you are. When 60% of this country reject the evolution of man, votes as the 2nd-strongest deme for Bush in 2004 (72%), wouldn't you say most of the "religious people" in this country are indeed "big fat dummies"?

No, in fact, I wouldn't. Your pompous attitude exactly personifies the problem.
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 8:33 PM on October 27, 2006

MeFi post: National Trichotillomannia Awareness Week 2006.
I shave myself all over to stop trich. Head, face, legs, chest, and genitals. I can go for weeks this way without a problem but if I let my facial hair grow in just a few days I'm back to pulling like I never stopped. It's more than just a bad habit. Try being a man with this disease. Nobody understands.
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 10:02 PM on October 1, 2006

MeFi post: maintaining a health 24/7 computer



posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 3:15 AM on September 7, 2006

MeFi post: the life and death of a lying snitch
I can't help but wonder if Harvey Matusow is any relation to poker personality Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 12:39 AM on August 19, 2006

MeFi post: A backdoor plan to thwart the electoral college
I don't know about this plan in particular but I like the direction of the discourse. The popular vote has never been what really elects a president, so instead of viewing the electoral college as a stumbling block, why not find a way to make it more meaningful? The article mentions that Democrat electors won't be too keen to cast their vote for a Republican, or vice versa. Could such a move as this actually change the way we choose those electors? Can you imagine a group of learned men and... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 3:47 PM on June 24, 2006

MeFi post: When I'm 64.
Huh? What does feeding him have to do with his divorce?

When I get older losing my hair
many years from now
will you still be sending me a valentine
birthday greeting, bottle of wine
If I'd been out till quarter to three
would you lock the door
Will you still need me
Will you still feed me
When I'm sixty-four



Freakin newbie.
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 2:09 PM on June 18, 2006

MeFi post: Sketchzilla.com

posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 12:24 AM on June 15, 2006

MeFi post: CU police offer $50 bounty to identify maybe pot smokers.
They'll have to prove in court that the people were actually smoking marijuana, and not hand-rolled cigarettes.

Why would they need to prove anything of the sort?

On 4-20-2006 University officials closed Farrand Field from 12 Noon until 5 PM. The field was closed off with barricades, yellow jacketed "event staff" personnel and police officers.

Approximately 40 signs were posted on all sides... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 4:19 AM on April 29, 2006

MeFi post: TerRARists!
Jayder, you're right. It's infinitely preferable - especially in the wake of events such as this one - that people remain ignorant of reality. I'll know better next time.

Moronic. As if "reality" was a known value in this situation. It wasn't. The crew might have known that the man might not have been able to open the door, manually that is, but there was concern about a bomb, there was at least one possible accomplice in the... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 12:04 AM on April 23, 2006

MeFi post: Come on, monsters! You don't have to cry! We can be happy! Yeah!
Yep Yep Yep Yep Nope Nope Nope Nope

Any more of these guys? I can't get enough!
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 12:41 AM on April 19, 2006

MeFi post: Sub-Pixel Rendering
I don't care what anyone says, ClearType looks decidedly better than default on a CRT. Then again, I'm a blind fuck with 120 dpi font settings and Text Size->Largest so what do I know.
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 10:16 PM on February 28, 2006

MeFi post: National Pancake Day - Too Good To Be True?
Thought you guys might like this:

Officer Placed On Leave After Fatal Shooting
Driver Faces Charges

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ALEXANDRIA, Va. -- An Alexandria police officer has been placed on administrative leave after shooting and killing a teenager at a restaurant parking
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posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 1:27 PM on February 26, 2006

MeFi post: Helvetica
Other important elements: hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen, carbon, phosophorous, sulfur, sodium, chlorine, potassium, helium, flourine, iodine, bromine, iron, copper, gold, platinum, aluminum, tungsten, mercury... oh, heck, I love 'em all. Except for cesium.
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 11:00 PM on February 3, 2006

MeFi post: Jan. 28, 1986
Great post, eriko.
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 10:34 AM on January 28, 2006

MeFi post: It's an annual event, just like January white sales!
The 2005 timeline is pretty good, too.

Is it? I'll never know. If the type was any smaller it'd be microfilm.
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 12:42 PM on January 23, 2006

MeFi post: Disney eats crow.
Remember: nitpicking other's posts makes you look like an anal blockhead.

clyde is a crimefighter. He fights crime. Who's the blockhead now, asshole?
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 12:59 AM on January 20, 2006

MeFi post: Remember Segregation
Ridiculous. Insulting.
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 1:11 AM on January 16, 2006

MeFi post: A million little peices of BS.
It's important, fshgrl, because

because you say it is. If the book is good, it's good, and if it's not, it's not. Where I come from worth is evaluated from the text and not some tabloid expose spurred by the search for a mugshot of the author.
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 10:04 PM on January 8, 2006
But this is not so. A memoir is not fiction. A memoir is someone telling you a story of their life, and the honesty implicit in both listening to and telling such stories is critically important. There is an element of trust in reading a memoir, and it is a violation of this trust to do what Frey has (apparently) done.

And the fact that the book has come to mean so much for so many people, and the fact that the book presented such strong opinions on emotional
... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 1:08 AM on January 9, 2006
Sorry: LITERARY truth--the much more important aspect--is the not the same as LITERAL truth.
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 1:09 AM on January 9, 2006

MeFi post: It's just a theory!
What hilarious and clever political commentary! Not unnecessary in any way!
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 11:01 AM on January 7, 2006
the geeks at Joystiq sent in some possible [Nintendo DS] redesigns, many of which seem completely plausible.

I don't think any of those look particularly plausible. Many of them posit highly unlikely design upgrades (larger screens and analog controls) and others leave the top screen precipitously exposed. Overall I'd say only the first looks reasonable: a DS on a diet with a healthy dose of that oh-so-fashionable Apple style mixed in. I think Nintendo... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 1:04 PM on January 7, 2006
That shell image is a mockup by IGN that may or may not resemble the actual product. As with so much else, we'll find out at E3!
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 5:01 PM on January 8, 2006

MeFi post: Monopoly Hacks
Isn't a canonical list of unofficial rules a contradiction in terms?
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 11:39 PM on January 7, 2006

MeFi post: Blue Screen of Google death?
And its not far out that a device like that could sell for 100 bucks: it doesnt have the expensive componenets like graphics processors, high end cpus, or harddrives.

That's just baloney. Without graphics processors how is it going to be a media center? Will the aether process the high-def signals that this thing will allegedly handle? Can a toaster do "end-to-end" encryption? How is it going to handle home automation tasks without persistent... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 1:11 PM on January 3, 2006
If you want to compare generic Logitech pads and cheap RAM to the seamless 360 controller and its GDDR3 memory, you could certainly build a less expensive box, but that's thoroughly disingenous.

About as disingenous, in fact, as suggesting you can buy anywhere near the functionality of what's being suggested here for $200. The Earthlink Mailstation I referred to retailed for $200 in 2002 and it was a steaming turd. The absolutely least you can pay for a media center PC... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 1:34 PM on January 3, 2006
Huh, looks like I was right all along!
posted to MetaFilter by kjh at 11:58 AM on January 4, 2006