Ask comment:
"Okay. Awkward." [
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favorited 52 times, recently by infinitefloatingbrains, LittleMissCranky, schyler523, good in a vacuum, MPnonot3, olya, Deathalicious, tehloki, Lizc, Nattie, tfmm, taumeson, flibbertigibbet, flatluigi, milarepa, allkindsoftime, flod, abbyyy, starman, phrontist, East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94, Colloquial Collision, melorama, deborah, Dillonlikescookies, sebastienbailard, ambrosia, Penks, Songdog
10 days ago
MeTa comment:
"On behalf of all the asians on Metafilter, I will be officially accepting all apologies for this gross discrimination. It would be best understood if it was in our native dialect, so please reply here with a "SO SOLLY" and all will be..." [
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favorited 25 times, recently by deborah, nasreddin, Deathalicious, furiousthought
3 months ago
MeTa comment:
"Dammit, did I miss an Asian meeting? Did we annoint this guy as our new asian champion? Isn't the selection process for that still a grand Kung-Fu tournament? God, I can't believe I missed that! AmbroseChapel, you must have kicked some major ass at..." [
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favorited 5 times, recently by nasreddin, tickingclock, furiousthought
3 months ago
MeFi comment:
"If we've learned anything during the entire existence of the internet during elections or Snakes on a Plane, it is that it is a terrible indicator of turnout...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Llama-Lime
5 months ago
Ask post:
The Most Awesome Movie Training Songs?
favorited 28 times, recently by escher, web-goddess, Upton O'Good, crystal.castles, widdershins, Kupo?, inigo2, liet, synecdoche, Bora Horza Gobuchul, jgee, zennie, honest knave, mullingitover, curse, Snyder, ooga_booga, box, fijiwriter
6 months ago
MeFi comment:
"There are plenty of people with very expensive personal hobbies and art projects out there, unfortunately it's this person's fault that he tried to sell us its awesomeness through presentation which of course incurs snark...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by delmoi
8 months ago
MeFi comment:
"It occurs to me that when this happens you have two options:
1) You're James Blunt, and you write a song "You're Beautiful."
2) You're register a domain name "http://www.nygirlofmydreams.com/"
Now, option 2 doesn't seem..." [
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favorited 13 times, recently by tehloki, olya, lazaruslong, demagnetized, jba, phrontist, flibbertigibbet, Phire, Soup, billypilgrim, uncleozzy, Rock Steady, Stynxno
8 months ago
MeFi comment:
"The trail divides here.
You may:
1. float down the Columbia River
2. take the Barlow Toll Road
What is your choice?" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Arasithil
9 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Listen, that isn't just black dust, that the essence of a dark matter borne from the thrashing coils of a fear engine tearing asunder an unholy false idol upheaved from the gaping maw of a turtlenecked beast after consuming the tortured souls doomed..." [
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favorited 25 times, recently by ST!NG, brina, !Jim, lalochezia, good in a vacuum, misha, jackmakrl, bonecrusher, dersins, WinnipegDragon, ChestnutMonkey, quite unimportant, GuyZero, JDHarper, hooray, cobaltnine, Colloquial Collision, malthas, mizjana2u, tehloki, Kikkoman, HpyMutant, washburn, Ethereal Bligh, IronLizard
11 months ago
MeFi comment:
"areola51: hey you
GreyGhost: sup
areola51: that was amazing, i can't wait to see you again
GreyGhost: Yeah I'm pretty busy these days
areola51: u said we could go to pottery barn
GreyGhost: wtf are we going to get at pottery barn?
areola51:..." [
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favorited 32 times, recently by longbaugh
11 months ago
MeTa comment:
"One of the great failures of the Metatalk system, is that quite often mods and others are forced to give concrete point by point reasons why a post was "good" or "bad" or "why this stayed" or "this didn't...." [
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favorited 22 times, recently by nickyskye, iamkimiam, bugbread, kjs4, deborah, fuzz, safetyfork, scrump, klangklangston, librarina, sluglicker, Pope Guilty, OmieWise, Arturus, team lowkey, Kraftmatic Adjustable Cheese, Riki tiki, justgary, bru, sciatica, mathowie, chiababe
11 months ago
MeTa comment:
"Man, 3.2.3 typed a lot...
But s/he and jessamyn have broken bread together. He has been seriously aggrieved! I personally liked how it was a very long and awesome letter in an intervention tone you'd write if your friend had a serious heroin..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by yerfatma
11 months ago
MeTa comment:
"Dude, how long have you been here? You started in 2004? What I don't understand, is how anyone, who has been here for even a few months hasn't seen this same discussion over and over again.
Bitching about news/politics filter has been a staple of..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Ethereal Bligh
11 months ago
MeFi comment:
"All I know is, as soon as Drew Carey misses his first putt on camera he is dead to me." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Gary
11 months ago
Ask comment:
"I'd fill the entire capsule with spring-loaded snakes. Just imagine the anticipation you'd build for the next twenty years, all for one perfect knee-slapping moment...." [
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favorited 9 times, recently by sleep_walker, fallenposters, urbanwhaleshark, The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew, Anything, GaelFC, bluebird, theiconoclast31, you're a kitty!
Last year
MeFi comment:
"I have to hide my booze from Tom, but where?! I know! I'll take this ordinary box, and write HATS on it! Alice you sly girl, Tom will never question that box holds anything but hats! This calls for a drink!..." [
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favorited 7 times, recently by Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson, griphus, turaho, triolus, aranyx, mckenney, terpsichoria
Last year
MeFi comment:
"If I was enslaved to Roman Gladitorial combat, I have to admit that if they announced my next opponent is a man called "Sanjay Gupta" a small part of me would be comforted...." [
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favorited 4 times, recently by metaldark, tehloki, furiousthought
Last year
MeFi comment:
"When they came for Enterprise,
I said nothing, because I am not a Trekkie.
When they came for Star Wars Prequels,
I said nothing, because I was not a Jedi.
When they came for Transformers,
I said nothing, because I was not a Transfan...." [
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favorited 9 times
Last year
MeFi comment:
"There is so much fascinating subtext in that Alvin and the Chipmunks poster. Namely, that the chipmunks are now black (Yes, I'm associating hip hop with being black, when they could just as easily be the Beastie Boys, but stick with me here). Has..." [
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favorited 5 times
Last year
MeFi comment:
"Mmm. Did somebody say calamari? The closest would be.... AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" [
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favorited 1 time
Last year
MeFi comment:
"This site seems like a compilation of people actively searching for something to be offended by, like an animal lover at a slaughterhouse. Probably because it's just not as interesting to focus all of your effort on Barbie dolls anymore since they've..." [
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favorited 3 times
Last year
MeFi comment:
"Remember, if you're going to be drinking tap water to rebel against those evil marketers and their image-obsessed sheep, drink it out of a cool, refreshing, certified Nalgene bottle. Only cool people drink out of Nalgene bottles. You want to be cool,..." [
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favorited 15 times
Last year
MeFi comment:
"it's become a generic, like band-aid or kleenex. Get over yourself.
Nalgene bottles are ubiquitous? What? In what other universe than preppy college students, as this Yale Herald article hints at? Nalgenes, which I admit are pretty durable due to..." [
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favorited 4 times
Last year
MeFi comment:
"Regardless of the Nalgene argument and the tap water quality stuff, this is my main point:
You ever hear arguments from audiophiles over ridiculously expensive stereo equipment?
It's the same thing with water taste, as it is for any..." [
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favorited 2 times
Last year
MeFi comment:
"I've seen this done at a strip club. It was called the Aristocrats I think." [
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Last year
