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MeFi post: Fungi are weird
Which can't help but evoke images of mold covered continents post nuclear exchange. Yikes.

I've seen this movie.
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 12:37 PM on July 25, 2008

MeFi post: how I'll dream fast asleep
You know, you could save most of these establishments if you just turned them into a Waffle House.
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 5:55 PM on July 18, 2008

MeFi post: An effluent tribute for the man who did so much to help the affluent.
George W Bush: He Did His Duty.
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 12:23 PM on July 18, 2008

MeFi post: I really want to be Batman
I would be more impressed if Batman could win, place or show in the Preakness, Belmont and Kentucky Derby.

Ride, Bat-Hombre, ride!
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 12:48 PM on July 16, 2008

MeFi post: "It was beautiful, kind of like abstract art"
Entropy is in the eye of the beholder, though. The message:

gggggggggggggggggggggggg

might be entirely meaningful, once you understood that it is not a cipher, but a code: g24, that the codebook says is "WE ATTACK AT DAWN".

Similarly, although entropy analysis of the Voynich Manuscript suggests that it is too structured to be a cipher, there are other ways that it could be hiding information. For example, a... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 12:41 PM on July 16, 2008

MeFi post: Happy Birthday Metafilter!
MetaFilter: the Digg it's OK to like!
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 12:39 PM on July 14, 2008

MeFi post: Goodbye Mr. Benihana
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posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 9:47 AM on July 13, 2008

MeFi post: Tony Snow, 1955-2008
The snark is just a defense against the pain. We all miss Herman Munster.
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 2:05 PM on July 12, 2008

MeFi post: There She Is, Step 3: Doki and Nabi
Doki and Nabi! Yay!
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 3:09 PM on July 4, 2008

MeFi post: Nation Buys Porn With Stimulus Package (no, not from the Onion)
The battle against pornography will be long and hard.
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 12:04 PM on July 3, 2008

MeFi post: ... --- ...
SOS Brigade, represent!
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 12:44 PM on July 1, 2008

MeFi post: NRD of 19
The Player's Handbook may be rather dry reading (the "lexical vagueness" that JHarris refers to), but it serves an important purpose: it separates the core mechanics of the game, specifically the skill check and combat systems, from any setting-specific material. A "ranger" may be defined as a Martial Striker, but in your campaign this "ranger" may actually less like Aragorn and more like Iron Monkey. This is something that... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 12:12 PM on June 25, 2008

MeFi post: Gaza: The Killing Zone
Sure, they could bomb stuff but they were unable to hold any ground or accomplish anything beyond killing a lot of civilians.

So they've achieved parity with the US in Iraq, then?
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 12:45 PM on June 23, 2008

MeFi post: Under the wide and starry sky / Dig the grave and let me lie: / Glad did I live and gladly die, / And I laid me down with a will.
I think someone in this thread needs a hug.
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 8:55 PM on June 22, 2008

MeFi post: Your quest awaits!
I was a complete ace on Dragon's Lair. For that matter, I was an ace on Space Ace as well ("Help! I've been hit!" "By the Infanto-Ray!" "Help Dexter regain his manhood!") Once you knew the moves, you could practically play it by reflex. But I spent more than a few dollars getting to that point.

I still have original cels of Daphne and Kimberly.

Regarding Don Bluth Studios, their best film was The Secret of NIMH,... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 9:59 PM on June 20, 2008

MeFi post: The most important thing you know
The attributes of an object (mass, charge, spin, etc) can only be determined through interaction with another object. This fact has both scientific and philosophical significance.
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 12:11 PM on June 19, 2008

MeFi post: Good night, Stan
A favorite Stan Winston moment in The Relic: the cthugha is literally a B-movie monster on steroids, an amalgam of lion, salamander, rhinoceros beetle, you name it, galumphing after everyone with a brainstem.

This hugely massive beast is chasing our heroine every which way in the basement of a museum. Cleverly, she lures into into one area where she douses it with flammable chemicals and sets it ablaze.

Good plan! Now she's... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 12:35 PM on June 16, 2008

MeFi post: Best review of worst book ever
I'm sure Terry gave it a good try, but there's no way he could beat out Urshurak as the worst fantasy novel ever.
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 3:21 PM on June 15, 2008

MeFi post: human egg makes accidental debut on camera
*Proud Mom shows off baby pictures.* "And here's little Bobby when he was just an unfertilized blastocyst."

"Mom!"
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 3:56 PM on June 12, 2008

MeFi post: "The test for determining the scope of this provision must not be subject to manipulation by those whose power it is designed to restrain."
Scalia is a major embarrassment to America and American jurisprudence, the SCOTUS version of a "hanging judge."
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 3:52 PM on June 12, 2008

MeFi post: all the things you once tried so hard to forget…
101 Dalmations: Cruella DeVil. She kills puppies and wears their skins! A Disney version of Ed Gein! All the more horrible because most children will identify strongly with the puppies.
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 3:49 PM on June 12, 2008

MeFi post: Sexually explicit salmon hentai comics
With that sort of lead in, why would anyone follow that link?
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 12:47 PM on June 10, 2008

MeFi post: HeroWorship Filter
Obama's mother: He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! /python
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 12:58 PM on June 9, 2008

MeFi post: Plastic Brain Outsmarts Experts
Intelligent people are aware of their limitations, and thus disinclined to boast.
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 9:18 AM on June 7, 2008

MeFi post: When Humans Punch Aliens
The Batman vs Predator scene was from a fan-made trailer, I believe.
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 8:59 AM on June 7, 2008
Oh, look, here it is.
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 9:01 AM on June 7, 2008

MeFi post: Career Objective: Fail
My favorite resume:

"Prior experience: orientation manager at refugee camp.
Reason for leaving previous employer: escaped to Thailand."

We hired the guy.
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 7:23 PM on June 2, 2008

MeFi post: Be afraid
Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.

*shudders*
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 1:04 PM on June 2, 2008

MeFi post: You look familiar.
Double.

Kidding! Great post. If you read Fortean Times on a regular basis, you find that stuff like this happens a lot more often than you'd imagine.
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 12:46 PM on June 2, 2008

MeFi post: "APD says they will proceed with the citation against the photographer."
"Video unavailable." Bummer.
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 4:24 PM on May 31, 2008

MeFi post: Magic Fruit Turns Sour to Sweet
Miracle fruit, my ass.

Even then, Ubu, it still would not taste sweet.
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 4:34 PM on May 29, 2008

MeFi post: Ghost Bottle: No Maintenance Required
LA CIGAR TOO TRAGICAL
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 12:44 PM on May 29, 2008

MeFi post: Doc Savage, whose real name is Clark Savage, Jr., is a physician, surgeon, scientist, adventurer, inventor, explorer, researcher, and musician
I like to recommend King Joe Cay, a Doc Savage novel very different from the early, campy works. In it, Doc goes undercover (!) to infiltrate a criminal gang. None of the Fab Five are present, none of the dopey gadgets. Just the World's Smartest Man working his way up the criminal food chain. It's most interesting because it makes Clark Savage, Jr seem believable: resourceful, clever and full of self-deprecating good humor.
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 12:44 PM on May 27, 2008

MeFi post: Puss puss puss
This is a direct assault on the intelligence of China's representatives.
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 9:35 AM on May 25, 2008

MeFi post: Where are Mulder and Scully when you really need them?
Come, Watson! The game is afoot!
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 6:23 PM on May 23, 2008

MeFi post: The blah story.
O blah dee, o blah dah
Life goes on, bra.
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 8:52 AM on May 17, 2008

MeFi post: Obama pushes forward while others continue to fight the battles of yesteryear
SLNYTOE did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 2:43 PM on May 11, 2008

MeFi post: How to talk to the dead
Glendower: I can call spirits from the vasty deep.
Hotspur: Why, so can I, or so can any man;
But will they come when you do call for them?

--- Henry the Fourth
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 2:40 PM on May 11, 2008

MeFi post: Which eye is the carb hole?
The other day on AskMe, someone wanted ideas on what to name his bong. I suggested, "The Head of Vecna." And you all thought I was kidding.
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 9:02 AM on May 9, 2008

MeFi post: Emotional twitter ticker
This is why I'm glad I don't have telepathy: the incessant noise from an endless stream of twitterati observing the insignificant aspects of their ordinary lives would drive any sane soul mad.
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 12:53 PM on May 5, 2008
Has anybody tried to use Twitter as fiction?

Joyce's Ulysses?
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 4:36 PM on May 5, 2008

MeFi post: Virtual Age and Life Expectancy Calculator
Actual age: 53. Virtual age: 52.5. Guess I'm maintaining an even strain.
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 2:28 PM on May 4, 2008

MeFi post: The Great White Way?
Just wondering aloud: why was the Man of Honor barefoot?
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 2:15 PM on May 4, 2008

MeFi post: Hmmmm...
If you have plum trees, hummingbirds are like locusts. Fly away, little hummingbird, fly!
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 10:07 AM on May 4, 2008

MeFi post: n-Suit Playing Card Decks
Robots, Monkeys, Pirates, Ninjas

Ace of Robots totally beats Ace of Spades.
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 8:32 PM on May 3, 2008

MeFi post: Is it Sweeps Week already?
Pennywise: They all float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 2:47 PM on May 3, 2008

MeFi post: Boris is GEIL
"If Boris Johnson gets elected it would be a case of the lunatic having no clue how to run the asylum. Good luck to Ken, good luck to all of us." --- Alan Rickman

I enjoy imagining Alan saying this in his Hans Gruber/Severus Snape voice.
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 7:47 PM on May 2, 2008

MeFi post: "Big Bird says it's time to wake up..."
So what about pangolins? Sure, they're mammals. But they already bear a more-than-passing resemblance to a stegosaur. If I come back in a few million years, will pangolins develop full feathers and fly? (And, considering their skunk-like behavior, would this be desirable?)
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 4:36 PM on April 24, 2008

MeFi post: Studying Really Pays Off!
Maybe the answer to the problem above is that you only provide this program in a school full of mostly underachieving, lower class kids.

Perhaps Dilbert has conditioned me into a certain way of thinking, but on reading this, my first thought was: if you're paying me to be an underachiever, what is my incentive to improve? If I'm an overachiever, what message are you sending me by not rewarding my efforts? And... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 4:29 PM on April 22, 2008

MeFi post: Ice Ice Baby
Somebody listened to TAL yesterday.
posted by spock at 7:14 AM on April 21 [+] [!]


"Welcome to the Head Museum! I'm Leonard Nimoy."
posted to MetaFilter by SPrintF at 12:59 PM on April 21, 2008