Great. Disjointed, but still great.
It would have been much better with a title card saying, "that's no moon!"
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 3:34 PM on July 28, 2007

Seriously...wtf is up with insane passion for high school football?
Then again, most of the football players form my graduating class never left that craphole town, so maybe everyone lives out their glory before the long painful existence of mediocrity begins.

and you gotta love info from the wiki:

Ethnic
White: 90.6%
Sheep or Goat/Human hybrid: 6%
Asian or Pacific Islander: 0.... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 8:48 PM on December 20, 2006

Thank you..so much. This is wonderful.
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 8:03 PM on December 20, 2006

Direct video link (realmedia>
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 5:22 AM on December 4, 2006

Holy crap, that's messed up!
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 8:32 AM on November 9, 2006

Nice double,
so enjoy Rubber Johnny before this gets deleted.
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 8:32 PM on November 6, 2006

It definitely needs something. Like wild bears or something.

I've always liked Curveball.
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 8:39 AM on October 13, 2006

Wow. That sucked until it got to shredding. Then it became awesome.
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 12:22 PM on October 9, 2006

My boss gave me a bottle back in 1999.
It tasted like crap and did funny things to my poo.p
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 3:23 PM on October 3, 2006

While this rates high on the awsome scale, I seriously could have done without the cracking.
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 3:48 PM on September 29, 2006

Clinton was on tv last night.
I've got that rash, again.
Hampsterdance posted.

Yep. Tastes like '96 to me.
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 1:31 PM on September 19, 2006

Needs more Grover.
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 3:53 PM on September 18, 2006

Square peg, etc...
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 1:31 PM on September 10, 2006

I'm really glad that mine didn't have fingers.
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 6:33 PM on August 23, 2006

Metafilter: Someone's going to do the tagline thing [...] aren't they
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 10:18 AM on August 20, 2006

"Do you always talk like a Chinese fortune cookie?"
"Chinese! I am Korean. Korean is the most perfect creature ever to sanctify the earth with the imprint of its foot."

Ooh. Great for this newbie Korean language student!
Thanks, dg, and great work, stavros!
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 6:09 AM on August 14, 2006

>.<
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 12:33 PM on August 12, 2006

Awsome game. Thanks!
Now, my boss needs to go away so I can keep trying to get past 28.
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 10:25 AM on August 10, 2006

Billy Milano will never have to be told again!
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 8:41 PM on August 6, 2006

My first instinct was to squee, followed by an overwhelming urge to hug and kiss it.

I probably shouldn't breed, 'cause it seems that evolution done me wrong. Really don't want to be passing that "hug the creepy stinging monster" gene along.
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 5:57 AM on August 1, 2006

BishopsLoveScifi:

This must be completely wrong.
Water in New York City is $1.81/748 gallons or 0.242 cents per gallon.

Hawaii has the highest water rates in the US (agricultural rates on Oahu are about $2.25/13000 gallons).

Even quadrupled, it doesn't come anywhere near what this guys parents told him.

Either his parents are lying to him or he lives on the moon.
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 6:16 PM on July 30, 2006

I think I hate you for this.
I think I also kind of love you for this.
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 6:41 AM on July 27, 2006

nice! Definitely tastes like acid.
But if I get a phone call, I'm going to be pissed!
seven days....
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 10:20 AM on July 23, 2006

Darwin's(tm) Bananas Foster. A tasty treat that's good to eat!
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 7:07 PM on July 22, 2006

keep on tubin'
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 2:33 PM on July 14, 2006

How cool! I spent most of the night reading through Omniglot, and I pop over to MeFi and find this!
more on Volapük at Omniglot
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 8:00 PM on July 12, 2006

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posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 6:54 AM on July 11, 2006

I watched RB for awhile. As much as I hate to admit it, a lot had to do with Amanda's attractiveness, and me -trying- to love it (cans shmans..it was her smile that drove me wild). There was some niftyness, but overall, I felt her delivery was this annoying brand of canned quirkiness.

I just watched ZeFrank for the first time (today's episode). Is he generally that awesome?
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 3:55 PM on July 5, 2006

It's times like these I wish there really were a Jesus who was, ahem, Coming Back.

The saddest part of it all is that, even if Big J DID come back, I doubt anyone would believe it. Especially if he came back spouting those ridiculous ideas of love and stuff.
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 9:44 AM on July 5, 2006

Is all Japanese tv this awesomely awesome?

(gods how I want to zrrbrrt that bellybutton!)
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 9:17 PM on July 4, 2006

That one sucks.
This one rules.
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 5:52 PM on July 3, 2006

MeTa
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 8:03 PM on July 3, 2006

I've had light bulbs break in my with gentle handling. How do you cram a lightbulb up someone's ass (sans lube) without a) waking them up and b) breaking it in their butthole?

I hope the prison authorities can shed some light on this.
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 2:06 PM on June 30, 2006

oh crap...HAND..I left out HAND
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 2:06 PM on June 30, 2006

Not that there's anything wrong with that
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 2:07 PM on June 30, 2006

A link giving a brief explanation on color theory would have been helpful for us dolts.
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 8:49 AM on June 27, 2006

These are cool. Thanks for the post.
I can read standard notation, but I cannot, for the life of me, record a single musical idea this way. For years, I've been writing down the music I make with squiggles and patterns and (occaisionally) colors that make complete sense to me (but no one else :)
Thanks for showing me that I'm not COMPLETELY crazy.
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 5:50 AM on June 27, 2006

Triple-ish
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 5:20 PM on June 26, 2006

Beautiful, cute and creepy! Thanks jonson!
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 5:37 AM on June 25, 2006

how the fuck does a turtle live a life of quiet dignity?
I dunno..maybe by not being used as a beer bottle opener?
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 9:09 AM on June 23, 2006

If you are having trouble reading the headings of records you find, here's a pdf of the 1930 census form

This is cool..I found most of my family!
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 11:24 AM on June 22, 2006

I was even more pissed off by that fact that he spilled beer on the tortoise. Like a 100 year old tortoise wants to walk around reeking of beer.
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 9:04 AM on June 22, 2006

I've had encyclopodia running for awhile. It comes in wiki-d (ha!) handy.
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 12:18 PM on June 21, 2006

Reminds me of a question on a test in my Mass Media class back in '88:
Q: What was MTV's other name in the early days?
A: The Rod Stewart Channel

I got my first taste in 1982 (one video has been stuck in my head for the last 25 years...goes something like "1-2-3 lockbox, yeah!") and became thoroughly disgusted with it around 1992.
MTV had a great 10 year run.
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 7:04 PM on June 19, 2006

I dare any of you to watch the Sammy Hagar video without multiple violent snarfings. I can't believe I used to think that video was rad.
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 7:11 PM on June 19, 2006

What's up with the "Choose life" t-shirt in this video? Did that mean something else in the 80s?

I don't recall it having anything to do with abortion.
It was a time (when people seemed to care) about famine and war in Africa.
The Cold War was deeply embedded in the lives of most of the West.
There was this sense of hopelessness; "Choose Life" conveyed some degree of hope...a king of 80's... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 9:55 PM on June 19, 2006

kind of..not king (could have been king though)
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 9:56 PM on June 19, 2006

I was REALLY hoping it was an animal beetle not a car beetle.
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 11:50 AM on June 19, 2006

Every time you masturbate, god fists a kitten.

KITTEN MITTENS!

"Before attempting fisting, a Christian husband and wife should pray together and ask for divine guidance."

And lube. Ask for lots of lube.
I hope there's no one out there who takes this seriously. If someone is going to give instructions on fisting for the lord, it's really irresponsible for them to not mention lube.
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 11:46 PM on June 16, 2006

dvdgee - I was unaware of that fact and have removed the image.
In the future, please leave out the namecalling. It is completely unnecessary.
posted to MetaFilter by zerokey at 9:12 AM on June 15, 2006