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MeFi post: "We don't know whether to cry. Or laugh. Or hope to God that..."
I HATE seeing stuff like this on MeFi because the fucking idiot brigade always comes running to tell us how EWWW GROSS OLD someone is and how OHMYGOD GONNA BARF an aged body looks to them....

How 'bout you guys just SHUT THE FUCK UP and keep it to your clever selves, hmmmm?
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 8:28 PM on July 23, 2008
that wasn't a costume. that was her skin.
posted by quonsar at 6:29 PM on July 23 [+] [!]


you are so fucking tired, it's just amazing. shut it.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 8:38 PM on July 23, 2008

MeFi post: July Madness...no really, this is madness
No Mike D, no votey.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 9:12 PM on July 15, 2008

MeFi post: Espresso on Ice is Not Okay
Most of the people who want espresso on ice are just going to dump a bunch of milk in it at that condiment station to make an iced latte at half the price.

I totally do this at Starbucks every single day, with pleasure, and they couldn't care less.

I once went to a local coffee-snot shop (Vivace) and did the same thing....as I'm at the condiment bar dumping in some 1/2 and 1/2, I realize the barista is YELLING at me "UH,... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 2:53 PM on July 14, 2008

MeFi post: "Loaded with soul...under control"
Til 10pm every summer Saturday
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 9:34 AM on July 9, 2008

MeFi post: Marge Innovera's Favorite TV Show
.... after listening to them for, I think, 20 years, the grinding formulaic nature of the show....I still love the Puzzler. But I wish they had introduced even one new segment in the last 5 years. The ex-wife jokes are very Catskills, 1960.....

Wherein someone explains PRECISELY why I ADORE them so very, very much. :)
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 7:53 PM on July 8, 2008

MeFi post: A new jug ships clean
Why not just the little black crescent you push with your glass, like at the soda machine?

because that little black crescent opens up the valve to the co2 tank that's hidden where you can't see it and causes the syrup water and co2 to get all mixed together


Not so - my $20 coffee maker has a press-n-pour spigot of sorts, it just releases the stopper holding the coffee in the carafe. You just push your mug against it.... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 3:20 PM on June 30, 2008
that's nice - i was describing how a soda machine works, not a $20 coffee maker

Right, but maybe I misunderstood your point - I thought you responded to the person asking why you can't just "push the black disk" like you do on a soda fountain to get milk, which of course, you can in my example. No need for snottiness.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 7:13 PM on June 30, 2008

MeFi post: Anger Management Gas Station
So, elsewhere in the world gas can cost $10/gal and people can still get to work/school/store. People in American cannot.

Sorry, but that's rubbish. Fuel is in no way a significant enough cost here to pretend that people can't afford to go to work or school because of it.


What's the "here" you're referring to?
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 5:46 PM on June 29, 2008

MeFi post: I just blue myself
Never promise crazy a baby.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 6:32 PM on June 25, 2008
Meester Gay is BLEEDEEEN!
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 2:04 PM on June 29, 2008

MeFi post: 1000 AD
Holy shit, hillel!! I KNOW YOU (brag)
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 3:52 PM on June 25, 2008

MeFi post: Watch the story
bz, what do you mean? Is it a shitty player or something?
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 6:27 PM on June 21, 2008

MeFi post: So that's why it's called IPA
There is no beer hoppy enough to satisfy me and they can be as unbalanced as they wanna be as long as the HOPS NEARLY KILL.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 10:06 AM on June 17, 2008
There is no beer hoppy enough to satisfy me and they can be as unbalanced as they wanna be as long as the HOPS NEARLY KILL.

Hello. Are you me?


Heh heh heh - I was hoping that this admission would get me some recommendations. For serious, if I can't smell the pint coming at me from a yard away, it ain't hoppy enough.

I live in Seattle, so this is usually not a problem. Going back east to visit... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 11:32 AM on June 17, 2008
Well, in Boston, at least, you should be able to get a Harpoon IPA in most places.

My problem is that I'm SOOOO spoiled by Seattle beer that to me a Harpoon tastes like some sort of beerish liquid.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 12:15 PM on June 17, 2008
You guys are great, these suggestions will help!

I DID have Smuttynose last summer in Maine - it IS good! Only at the packie tho, didn't see it in any bars back east.

uncleozzy - thanks for the "program", heh. I've been drinking beer for lo the last 18 years or so, and started out on Bud and its ilk, the past 8 years have been devoted to stronger and stronger hops. I've grown, man, you can't keep me down. ;)
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 3:30 PM on June 17, 2008
No shit....I think I need to head to the Elysian after work for a few pints of Prometheus....
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 3:36 PM on June 17, 2008

MeFi post: Perhaps We Should Rename the Song "George's Monkey"
OMFG I think I need a private moment - I've got the vapors. **swoon**
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 5:54 PM on June 13, 2008
Oh, PS, my comment was about Obama, I didn't even scroll down to the others because I had to, uh, go change my underwear. Good lord I want to bone that dude.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 6:08 PM on June 13, 2008
Now that I've recovered from my Obama lust attack.....you know what I liked best about that video? He was HOLDING BACK. Motherfucker can bust a MOVE, but didn't, for propriety's sake or something, and it makes me tremble to think how he'd get his groove on were he not The Nominee. Holy fuck, he'd rip it UP, you KNOW IT.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 7:55 PM on June 13, 2008

MeFi post: An Affair to Remember
This article utterly broke my heart. Just broke. As though the elderly, and the demented, and particularly the elderly AND demented don't suffer enough, to see this simple, beautiful thing that made them happy ripped from them makes me just want to weep.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 11:34 AM on June 11, 2008

MeFi post: Before Roe vs. Wade.
There's not a woman I know who supported Clinton who will NOT support Obama. Annoyed, disappointed, yes. Pissed off about the outrageously sexist coverage from some corners, yes. But stupid? No fucking way.

CNN just reported that a poll they did indicates that 17% of Clinton supporters will vote McCain, and 22% won't vote at all now. WTF????
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 10:28 AM on June 7, 2008

MeFi post: A moment in history; Obama Wins Presidential Nomination.
Best. Birthday. EVER.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 9:16 PM on June 3, 2008

MeFi post: The Rolling Exhibition.
I suspect this view will make me unpopular. S'ight. It's art, designed to provoke reactions, and that was mine.

FWIW, I completely agree with you.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 2:13 PM on June 3, 2008

MeFi post: This is an Andy Rooney post. That would be an Andy Rooney post worth celebrating.
This might be the funniest thing on the internet. Gold.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 9:31 PM on June 2, 2008

MeFi post: Crap, I'm hungry.
Why do I get so angry when I see the spelling "faeces"? I really do. Why am I such a jerk?
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 6:18 PM on June 2, 2008

MeFi post: Carrie Bradshaw knows good sex*
I guess this is as good a time as any to bring up the mysterious subject of female celebrities and their old lady hands.

Is this a side effect of HGH?


I think it's related to lack of body fat, right?
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 9:35 AM on June 1, 2008

MeFi post: The Biggest Drawing In The World
Whoa.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 12:52 PM on May 23, 2008

MeFi post: March '79 to October '97: One Mans Polaroid Collection
fuck, did we kill it?
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 9:59 PM on May 21, 2008

MeFi post: An except from a new book, American Nerd: The Story of My People.
I'd like to add a rap by little ol' me, Lamar, if you don't mind.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 3:41 PM on May 21, 2008

MeFi post: A really high shine
I know it's cheesy and all, but as a resident of Seattle, I have to say: I think the Space Needle is fuckin' awesome.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 11:50 AM on May 16, 2008

MeFi post: Charged
I feel barbaric but I hope she fucking rots in prison.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 2:16 PM on May 15, 2008

MeFi post: Web 2.0 Vaudeville
How do you blind an Asian guy?







Put a windshield in front of him. *Crick*.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 8:23 AM on May 13, 2008

MeFi post: In which the girls continue to be girls. Sort of.
OMFG. This is one of my top 10 favorite movies. It is utterly sublime.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 11:09 PM on May 3, 2008
"I've had more children pulled out of me than a burning orphanage!' - Evie Harris
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 5:49 PM on May 4, 2008

MeFi post: The Great White Way?
My name is Amy, and now I have to go shoot myself in the face to get that goddamned tune out of my head.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 4:44 PM on May 4, 2008

MeFi post: “Study without reflection is a waste of time; reflection without study is dangerous”
Another low for investigative journalism. A couple of minutes with a piece of grade-school science-project-size cardboard would demonstrate where the images were coming from, but no, the idiotic newsman apparently concurs with the kids: "It's aliens!"

Uh, it seems to me like this is all, you know - tongue in cheek.

You don't think the reporter is serious, do you? No way.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 5:43 PM on May 2, 2008

MeFi post: The Legend Begins...
Now can we talk about the Far Out Space Nuts?

I said lunch, not LAUNCH!
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 4:59 PM on April 29, 2008

MeFi post: Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'Bouncing Baby'
Oh my god don't watch this.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 8:48 PM on April 27, 2008

MeFi post: The Open Source Boob Project
Stay Classy, Open Source Boob Projecteers!
posted by tittergrrl at 1:40 PM on April 23 [+] [!]


epony....hee hee.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 6:44 PM on April 23, 2008

MeFi post: Let's think of it as a thank-you note
Shit.

Dan, if I run into you on the Hill anytime soon, I might have to tell you how sorry I am. Hope that's OK. You - and your mom - are amazing people.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 11:33 AM on April 10, 2008

MeFi post: I shot Saint-Exupéry down
and that he regretted this his whole life.

Actually he's only regretted it since 2004, when he found out who's plane he shot down. Before that he had no way of knowing.


I'm guessing that his regret for killing a man did not begin on the day he found out that man's name.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 10:36 AM on March 17, 2008

MeFi post: Denny's Saved by Googie
Do you think we can save Sunset Bowl this way, too?
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 2:12 PM on March 15, 2008

MeFi post: Can I Get A Napkin Here?
I am as cynical a douche as they come, yet.....I found myself grinning like an idiot by the end of this, in much the same state I found myself at the end of "Love, Actually".

Spying YoungAmerican was a treat!
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 6:36 PM on March 10, 2008

MeFi post: Photoshop Disasters
OK, seriously, is this poster even *supposed* to look like a photo? It can't, right? It's like a really bad drawing.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 11:07 AM on March 6, 2008

MeFi post: I learned it from watching you!
PA, I am 36 years old and I remembered every word of Yuckmouth. I haven't seen it in decades. Just amazing that this stuff sticks in your brain so long. Yay marketing!

I was JUST going to say the exact same thing, but am 37. Every freaking word I remember.

"How's about a little kiss?"
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 8:43 AM on February 1, 2008

MeFi post: "After looking at this pad, Hugh Hefner is a square"
The house is - or at least was - owned by James Brooks, the Simpsons producer. John Hodgman went to a party there once, and he told me that his favorite part of the tour of the house was when they got to the Brooks' master bedroom and James told John that when they moved in they floored over the 12 PERSON SOLID GOLD JACUZZI IN THE BEDROOM.

You read that right.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 5:54 PM on January 25, 2008

MeFi post: Heath Ledger dies
.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 2:08 PM on January 22, 2008

MeFi post: DANGER POINT!! YOU LEFT THE OVEN ON!
If you like this, you'll love Bad News Hughes. Talk about a way to kill about 5 hours before you know it.....and be crying the whole time.
posted to MetaFilter by tristeza at 6:53 PM on January 21, 2008