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MeFi post: Goats = Dowry
Post hoc ergo propter hoc
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 10:20 AM on August 8, 2008

MeFi post: Anyone for the Global War on Flu?
Surely the death of Steve Jobs should be on there somewhere. I mean, think of the SHAREHOLDER VALUE!
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 10:03 AM on August 8, 2008

MeFi post: Russian tanks and jets roll into Georgia
Invasions as punishment ALWAYS WORK!
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 8:20 AM on August 8, 2008
Unless it's on The Big Picture, it didn't happen.
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 8:44 AM on August 8, 2008

MeFi post: 80 Things That Make Men Cry
Pansies.



just kidding! I'm crying right now!
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 8:17 AM on August 8, 2008

MeFi post: It is with a heavy heart that I address you today!
Yes! Just exclamation points! Do you have a problem with that!
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 3:49 PM on August 7, 2008

MeFi post: Past Present Future Me You Someone Else
STEAMPUNK ZOMBIES!

NINJA PIRATE MONKEYS!

RICK N ROLL!
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 11:35 AM on August 7, 2008

MeFi post: The Man Who Invented Stereo
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posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 10:15 AM on August 7, 2008

MeFi post: Things they should have told you.
See also: despair.com
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 9:05 AM on August 7, 2008

MeFi post: Clearly unprotected
It could have been worse, someone might have tried to take it through customs and had it confiscated. Then we wouldn't even be allowed to know if it was missing or not.
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 11:48 AM on August 5, 2008

MeFi post: More gorillas exist than previously thought
I think I speak for most of humanity when I ask: "What do they taste like?"
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 9:35 AM on August 5, 2008

MeFi post: Doesn't everyone exaggerate the size of Lake Ontario?
Politicians with a knowledge of geography must be stopped before they repatriate their homelands.
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 7:56 AM on August 5, 2008

MeFi post: The 11th inning rule.
And yet they still refuse to allow Calvinball to be an Olympic sport?
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 6:54 AM on August 5, 2008

MeFi post: Watching the Growth of Walmart Across America
Soon there will be a Wal-Mart inside every Starbucks. Inside the Wal-Mart will be a McDonalds containing a Starbucks. That Starbucks will in turn contain itself, and the circle will be complete.
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 5:08 PM on July 31, 2008

MeFi post: Yes I know people die of starvation but this is ROTTEN food
Where's The Big Picture when you need it?
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 1:10 PM on July 31, 2008

MeFi post: Fast Food Apartheid
"Sorry poor people, you're too dumb to feed yourselves. We'll decide what you can eat. Also, please report for forced sterilization, as you obviously don't deserve to reproduce and wreck our beautiful genes."

Oh America, you were once so beautiful, such a bright ray of hope in an oppressed world yearning to be free. Look at you now. You've changed, and you are ugly.
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 9:32 AM on July 31, 2008
Please tell me in which year/month that so-called ray of hope happened. I'm dying to know.

So if McD's served out their crap on plates and took orders tableside, would they qualify as a sit-down restaurant?


I'm not saying that fast food is good food, I'm saying that the idea that anyone has any right to stop someone from doing what they want to their own body is abhorrent to me. Let people be fat, thin, healthy, sick,... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 11:03 AM on July 31, 2008

MeFi post: Bring in 'da statistical noise...
How do we know that the world hasn't already ended, and that we're not just living in a ripple in space-time propagating laterally in n-dimensional space?
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 6:31 AM on July 31, 2008

MeFi post: OMNOMNOMopoly
In the future, all restaurants are Sysco.
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 5:56 PM on July 30, 2008

MeFi post: 12 Glowing Men
12 [glowing] Monkeys. Now that's a film I'd watch!
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 10:43 AM on July 30, 2008

MeFi post: Is $40000 fair punishment for setting up a fake Facebook profile?
Is it ok if I start calling it The Facebook. As in "I saw it on The Facebook this morning, so it must be true!"
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 2:11 PM on July 29, 2008

MeFi post: Jetpack!
Don't think of it as a jetpack, think of it as a velocity-accelerator for recumbent bicycles!
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 10:42 AM on July 29, 2008
Also, if we apply Moore's Law to this situation, in 5 years it will the size of a pencil and be able to lift an aircraft carrier!
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 10:44 AM on July 29, 2008

MeFi post: Word Withdrawal
It's a BOOK OF FACES, why can't you see that? WHY?!?!?!

although, I suppose we should be grateful it's not a book of faeces.
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 8:41 AM on July 29, 2008

MeFi post: silver, orange, purple, month
And for bonus points, words you can't use.
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 8:27 AM on July 29, 2008

MeFi post: Moby Dick? Middlemarch? Jane Eyre?
tl;dr
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 10:46 AM on July 28, 2008

MeFi post: What Muslims Really Think
<sarcasm> I support any study or survey that combines one billion people into one homogeneous group. It makes it easier to figure out who I'm talking about when I say "them". After all, I imagine they're all identical killing machines worthy of nothing but the most hideous end. </sarcasm>
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 8:14 AM on July 28, 2008

MeFi post: The Genealogical Revolution Will Be Digitized
The Mormons' interest in genealogy stems from their belief in baptizing the dead by proxy.

While that is not false, it's not the primary motivation behind it. The motivation comes more from Latter-day Saints views on the family relationship being eternal, and that knowing who you 567th grandfather is is just as important as knowing who your cousins are. I won't get into the doctrine and all that, but I just wanted to say that it's much much more... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 1:42 PM on July 27, 2008

MeFi post: Raise one for the red lantern
I think the race should continue indefinitely unless everyone quits but the last man. He would be the winner. No one else would place.
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 2:44 PM on July 26, 2008

MeFi post: a beautiful life
davejay: I have an ...ummm... friend who pays his parents mortgage. It happens.
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 7:57 PM on July 25, 2008

MeFi post: Carlos Is an Asian at Heart
"...and another thing I don't like about your mother is..."
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 12:34 PM on July 25, 2008

MeFi post: Second Suns and Planets X
If we had the ability to turn Saturn into a star, we would probably already have the ability to turn a baseball into a star. Why go so far away when we could stay home and do the same thing?
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 11:19 AM on July 25, 2008

MeFi post: Fungi are weird
So can we alter it to eat radiation and poop oil? Because honestly, that would solve pretty much everything.
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 9:45 AM on July 25, 2008

MeFi post: Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.
Re: "The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed."

That's the first thing I thought of as well, but I struggle with calling it sciFi. Plus a lot of what follows it I found to be fairly worthless.
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 8:21 AM on July 25, 2008
SCENE I. Elsinore. A robo-platform before the techno-castle.
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 9:11 AM on July 25, 2008

MeFi post: RIP Randy Pausch
He died AGAIN? Will nothing stop that man from living to the fullest?!?!?!
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 8:52 AM on July 25, 2008

MeFi post: Love me, leave me, pay me.
That's what I love about the american judicial system: always thinking of new business opportunities to keep the economy strong!
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 8:45 AM on July 25, 2008

MeFi post: Batbush? Bushbat? Bushman?
Batman and George W. Bush are the same in that their "righteous" actions are fictional.
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 8:00 AM on July 25, 2008

MeFi post: Different, that's how.
Wasn't this posted to the brown already?
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 6:06 AM on July 25, 2008

MeFi post: Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?
2+2=?

I guess we'll never know...
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 10:14 AM on July 24, 2008

MeFi post: Dead Funnies
Wait, Zod is the second deity?
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 10:09 AM on July 23, 2008

MeFi post: Googles social interface
Exactly. If it ain't broke, and really, it isn't, don't fix it. One of google's initial strengths was it's incredible simplicity. For the most part, they've held on to it. Don't blow it now.

Apparent simplicity. Google is all kinds of complex under the covers, but it makes it look easy. That's why it's so good at what it does.
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 8:27 AM on July 23, 2008

MeFi post: Second Most Popular (Unwatched) Sport.
This sport will go nowhere until someone figures out how to make it "extreme".
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 2:24 PM on July 22, 2008

MeFi post: Fonts Personified.
And Consolas was there to tell us it was all going to be ok.
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 11:26 AM on July 22, 2008

MeFi post: NFB beta...
Hinterland Who's Who?
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 7:32 PM on July 21, 2008

MeFi post: Virtual Thinking
Lol, the first link states that these methods won't replace traditional science. Don't they realize that science has already been replaced by SCIENCE!
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 7:30 PM on July 21, 2008

MeFi post: Password Chart
grc.com - Ultra High Security Password Generator
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 11:18 PM on July 20, 2008

MeFi post: It seems like your thong is showing.
Your constant complaining about american politics, combined with your absolute refusal to participate in the process of change leave me confused and irritated. Sincerely, the Rest of the WorldTM
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 1:35 PM on July 19, 2008

MeFi post: Many Happy Returns
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posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 10:34 AM on July 18, 2008

MeFi post: NASA's Deep Impact Films Earth as an Alien World
Weren't we putting mechanical cameras on the moon 40 years ago with better resolution than that?
posted to MetaFilter by blue_beetle at 9:28 AM on July 18, 2008