High Heels
Silk Stockings
In Her Shoes
Peau du Foot
My Left Foot
Footloose
Happy Feet
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 9:30 AM on March 27, 2007
Eek. National Science Engineering Wand.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 11:42 AM on February 25, 2007
A third nipple.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 4:18 PM on February 20, 2007
Become a manualist.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 1:26 PM on February 4, 2007
Just for clarification: we're talking specifically about human vaginas, right?
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 9:45 AM on December 15, 2006
retraction
concertina
interlaced
Neoconservative
entrancing
cantilever
_______
cretinous
curtains
particular
inserting
confident
Reston
(contains the letters in the word "certain")
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 2:26 PM on November 25, 2006
Here's one:
Q: Why did George Bush cross the road?
A: Because he's a fuckhead.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 9:36 AM on October 24, 2006
Taking perfectly legitimate discussions into metatalk.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 7:15 PM on October 22, 2006
A tuner would be a practical gift. I've got an Intellitouch PT-1 which has worked fine for me.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 12:57 PM on October 20, 2006
Listen, Clifford Brown, you're not going to have the articulation and range that you had when you were younger. I used to have a brassy, Kansas City sound. Nowadays, I stick to ballads and worry about my spit valve emptying itself without warning.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 7:49 AM on October 18, 2006
Pet names I've never been called:
Bruiser, My Magnificent Mandingo, Mi Cubano Robusto, Ya big lug!, Il Duce.
Pet names I've had to endure:
Sport, Sonny-boy, Dr. Sarcasmo, Ese, Gringo, Muffin.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 4:56 AM on October 13, 2006
Katrina and the .wavs
Suzanne VGA
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 9:09 AM on October 11, 2006
A shitload of ninjas.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 4:24 PM on October 10, 2006marked best answer
qbxk- Always glad to share my knowledge.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 8:28 AM on October 11, 2006
Oh Susannah in German and YMCA in Cantonese are some of the things that can be found on April Winchell's site.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 8:46 AM on October 7, 2006
Eye contact was discussed in a recent Esquire.
When I was living in Spain, personal space on a sidewalk was really nonexistant.
I noticed the same thing in Stockholm. People were standing more closely together at ATMs than people do here in Chicago. It was unnerving initially and I was prepared to kick Swedish ass. Then I remembered that I was a guest in their country.... [more]
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 10:45 AM on September 27, 2006
Osteoporosis
UrOwnIncompetence
APairOfJacks
FinishUrHomework
Gandhi
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 6:41 AM on September 16, 2006
Matt Owie.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 1:20 AM on August 29, 2006
I second the rubbing of the pee-pee. Aside from that one misunderstanding with my tailor, I usually respond positively to such a friendly rubbing.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 9:16 AM on August 5, 2006
Which one of your current orifices would you prefer urine to come out of?
My navel doesn't seem to be doing anything important.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 2:34 PM on July 23, 2006
More info on the perineum. Since you specified that yours is a 'girl taint,' note that the terms barse and scranus do not apply here.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 1:23 PM on July 20, 2006
He goes to a Korean nail salon that the Hulk recommended. They're fabulous.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 4:53 PM on July 6, 2006
I stand corrected.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 5:00 PM on July 6, 2006
Albert Schweitzer was an organist and Bach scholar.
omiewise: I was surprised to learn that Paul Bowles studied composition with Nadia Boulanger as well as Copland.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 7:20 AM on July 5, 2006
Louis Farrakhan was an accomplished violinist and calypso singer. [via]
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 7:39 PM on July 5, 2006
Arnold Schwarzenegger's Total Body Workout is just what you're looking for.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 10:16 AM on July 3, 2006
Good luck. Our prayers are with your crotch.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 2:32 PM on July 2, 2006
This guy is strong. Check out his pushups at the end of the clip.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 8:10 AM on June 26, 2006
utsutsu knows of what he speaks: Stop beating it like it owes you money. For variety, try a reverse-grip or, if you're not pressed for time, the stranger.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 7:29 AM on June 24, 2006
To support the considerable heft of my unit, I find it best to unfurl it over the waistband. Using the flap is not feasible for some of us.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 7:41 AM on June 23, 2006
Pulling out the ol' lap-snorkel can also be used to emphasize a point or to intimidate. Lyndon Johnson used it, famously, to influence legislation. And I'm sure he pulled his through the flap, to minimize the risk of his pants falling down in front of some congressman.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 11:51 AM on June 23, 2006
Skippy.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 2:02 PM on June 18, 2006
Excellent, ruelle! I choose Dust Beacon.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 9:15 AM on June 19, 2006
On the cosmetic front, it's important to moisturize, moisturize, moisturise. Employ a loofah regimen if necessary. Exfoliation will reduce the outward signs of hard partying while allowing your pores to breathe.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 10:40 AM on June 8, 2006
Think outside the bun.
Free breadsticks with the purchase of an MRI.
A Prosthetic is Forever.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 10:23 AM on June 8, 2006
Reading something funny on the internet while you are enjoying a refreshing beverage can cause the beverage to be ejected through the nostrils.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 3:12 PM on June 3, 2006
People's Elbow
Presidents Johnson
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 7:14 AM on May 23, 2006
Widow's Peak
Traveler's Diarrhea
Sister's Sledge
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 7:54 AM on May 24, 2006
Thirty seconds more on the john could have resulted in the most horrifying experience ever. This is another good reason to stand when you pee.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 6:41 PM on May 22, 2006
Arrange to have her walk in on you with your dick in a chicken.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 5:51 PM on May 19, 2006
Not on purpose.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 1:59 PM on May 17, 2006
"The Ties that Bind" by Springsteen
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 7:53 AM on May 11, 2006
If you want sheer quantity of swearing, The word 'fuck' appears 672 times in this Miles Davis Autobiography.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 1:37 PM on May 9, 2006
Yes. But avoid phrases such as: "Will this affect my grade in your class?" or "I don't have enough money for the pizza. Can we work something out?"
Some women have no sense of humor.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 12:48 PM on May 9, 2006
Here's an SNL skit that inverts the device:
"Thanks, Adele. I'm going to tell you something. You're very bad at innuendo."
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 6:47 AM on May 4, 2006
If the stories about the inventor of the sandwich are to be believed, Shakespeare would have been dead before the invention of the term 'ham sandwich'. For pointing this out, I admit that I'm being a pedantic dick.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 11:29 AM on May 4, 2006
And by dick, I mean weasel. See knob.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 11:31 AM on May 4, 2006
I regret that my dad breast fed me.
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 5:54 PM on May 2, 2006
"I have to wear a blinking red light on my head whenever I'm near an airport."
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 9:44 AM on April 24, 2006
"When I'm looking down, I'm still looking up."
posted to Ask Metafilter by horsewithnoname at 9:45 AM on April 24, 2006
