Alright. Who's the wiseguy?
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 7:29 AM on April 1, 2008

Oh, Suuuuure, matt. You don't think we're going to fall for that, do you?
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 7:48 AM on April 1, 2008

I'm a racist and I didn't see anything wrong with the question.

I kid, I kid.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 6:30 AM on February 26, 2008

For these decisions, we simply need to do is put aside the alienation and get on with the fascination. You know, the real relation, i.e. the underlying theme.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 8:15 AM on December 11, 2007

I can't dill with you people.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 8:09 PM on December 4, 2007

Does the Hopleaf have a mechanical bull?
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 10:39 PM on November 13, 2007

Ooo, Madlibs! I am a DESERT looking for A HORSE WITH NO NAME.

So, DESERT. Is there any Italian in you?
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 1:45 PM on October 25, 2007

How about some minimal constraints, like picking a key, time signature, and a tempo?
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 9:47 AM on October 14, 2007

Love the idea, goodnewsfortheinsane! Put me down for a keyboard track.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 2:17 PM on October 14, 2007

For a fully ridiculous effect, someone has to sing the chorus of "We Didn't Start the Fire" over one of the later choruses in this song. The melody works over the changes.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 1:32 PM on October 19, 2007

If you need someone to explain what the dot means, I'm your man. All I want is the final edit, points off the back end, and a taste of the merchandising.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 10:09 AM on September 28, 2007

No cabal, my ass!
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 8:23 AM on July 19, 2007

You guys should get a room. You'll never resolve these differences as long as you keep postponing your affair.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 7:58 AM on July 18, 2007

Where's my shoutout?
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 7:36 PM on May 1, 2007

a/s/l, cortex?
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 11:34 AM on February 21, 2007

Watch your kerning.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 4:32 AM on February 20, 2007

Cheers, ikkyu2!

Thanks for your amazing posts and comments. FWIW, I have no doubt that he's a Scientologist cyclops.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 8:44 AM on February 4, 2007

ix-nay on the oloprosencephaly-hay.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 1:35 PM on February 4, 2007

Only on metafilter will you find people comparing the sizes of their genitives.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 11:54 AM on January 30, 2007

Apparently it was pronounced "byoomanous".

That's amazing! I knew a dentist named Fuchs Chickenz. You see, it's funny because it sounds like fucks chickens.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 6:13 PM on January 1, 2007

horsewithnonmane. ashenwhitemoron.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 4:27 PM on December 19, 2006

What's this I hear about languagehat being a librarian?
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 5:29 AM on December 16, 2006

My guess is matthowie. He should give himself a timeout.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 8:36 AM on December 15, 2006

My dad remarked that I used my knife and fork "like they do in Germany." He was stationed in Germany in the Army.

There's that old WWII story of the American spy who was caught by the Germans when they noticed how he held his utensils. The story seems apocryphal and I wasn't able to find it on Snopes.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 10:24 AM on December 7, 2006

You know who else kept his fork in his left hand?
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 11:26 AM on December 7, 2006

Bob Dole?

I'm sorry. The answer is Paul Wittgenstein - brother of Ludwig and the pianist for whom Ravel's Piano Concerto for the Left Hand was written. Paul Wittgenstein.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 12:09 PM on December 7, 2006

You know, one of those BBC/Channel5 cameras would easily fit inside a frozen chicken.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 10:50 AM on November 27, 2006

I'd like a damn or two shits, please.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 9:54 AM on November 22, 2006

I'm picking those horses for the trifecta.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 6:10 PM on November 21, 2006

Did you try rebooting?
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 4:17 PM on November 21, 2006

For the sake of argument, let's substitute fat people for pedophiles...
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 9:56 AM on November 5, 2006

So this Ted Haggard guy. Ya figure he's a top or a bottom?
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 5:59 AM on November 6, 2006

I ran this by the girlfriend in the name of science. I expect to regain sight in my right eye any day now.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 8:57 AM on November 1, 2006

what kind of software is that?

Those are legacy systems. We don't support them anymore.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 4:25 AM on October 31, 2006

73737

Shit. Beats my flush. Who needs a beer?
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 9:26 AM on October 27, 2006

You've probably read the Gladwell article on this issue, but I'll link to it here, just in case.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 9:08 PM on October 24, 2006

shamefully, I also don't knowwhat ajax is [...]

Me neither. I'd also like to point out that I'm intimidated by mathowie's new throbber.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 6:56 PM on October 23, 2006

Freebird might've gotten away with this if it weren't for you meddling kids.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 10:55 AM on October 21, 2006

Lofi is showing a cold fusion error if you are not logged in.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 1:48 PM on October 16, 2006

I heard that he traded it for hookers and blow.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 2:50 PM on October 16, 2006

Uh, yea, except for the freakin' porn on the TVs.

You know, drinking, viewing porn, and eating food dispensed from a machine perfectly describes my usual workday.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 8:57 PM on October 15, 2006

You know who couldn't give a rat's ass about this issue?

ZZ Top. They did that song about the sunglasses.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 2:23 PM on October 14, 2006

I resent your assumption that I own an imac.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 10:40 AM on October 12, 2006

If a gunman enters your class, announce to the class, "I'm here to teach algebra and kick ass. And I'm all out of algebra." Then proceed to lay. the smack. down.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 4:29 PM on October 9, 2006

Great. Another fustian elephant post.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 12:19 PM on October 8, 2006

Stop trying so hard.

There goes my Joseph Merrick/Ganesha/Timothy Olyphant post.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 2:11 PM on October 8, 2006

A man (presumably a zoo keeper) is cleaning elephants on a normal day...and then things go horribly, horribly wrong.

Yes. Yes, indeed.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 8:27 PM on October 8, 2006

What's brown and found between elephants' toes?

Slow natives.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 8:21 AM on October 9, 2006

That thread was a huge mess. But the line, Lord deliver me from hot sauce jackoffs, brought me tears of joy.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 3:06 PM on October 6, 2006

Ten bucks a vasectomy? Shit, I'll take two.
posted to MetaTalk by horsewithnoname at 6:02 PM on October 5, 2006