MeFi comment:
"Curtis Ebbesmeyer, a U.S. authority on ocean currents and drifting objects, said a disarticulated foot could float for up to 1,600 kilometres in a buoyant sneaker.
This has to be the worst piece of trivia I've ever heard...." [
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Last month
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"You must be at least THIS tall to ride Jack Sparrow. For safety, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, heart, back, or neck problems, motion sickness, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure...." [
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favorited 5 times, recently by papafrita, dr_dank, nax, rongorongo, Ariadne
2 months ago
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"Taking perfectly legitimate discussions into metatalk." [
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3 months ago
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"This might clear it up:
If a buddy of mine gets hit in the nuts with a ball, it's not ironic, but it sure as hell is funny. If I get hit in the nuts with a ball while I'm laughing at him, it's ironic. But it's really not funny...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by pearl228
5 months ago
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"I like this thread.
In NYC, it's okay to eat and walk at the same time. We fold pizzas and wash them down with soda. Many adults don't have driver's licenses and not everyone owns a car. Hour-and-a-half commutes to a job are not unusual. Where..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by sondrialiac
7 months ago
MeTa comment:
"For these decisions, we simply need to do is put aside the alienation and get on with the fascination. You know, the real relation, i.e. the underlying theme...." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by Sangermaine, Dr. Curare, koeselitz
7 months ago
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"1...He who smelt it dealt it.
2...He who denied it supplied it.
I believe Matkline is paraphrasing Nelson Algren's "Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by quadog
9 months ago
MeFi comment:
"George_Spiggott is a beautiful writer, one who can turn a head as well as a phrase." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by maryh
11 months ago
MeFi comment:
"To all the frauleins out there who appreciate cartoonish genitalia, my email is in my profile." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Abiezer
Last year
MeFi comment:
"I was done with the video at around the two-minute mark. Now, I'm feeling listless, apolitical, and in need of a sandwich." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by stenseng, DU
Last year
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"Listen, Clifford Brown, you're not going to have the articulation and range that you had when you were younger. I used to have a brassy, Kansas City sound. Nowadays, I stick to ballads and worry about my spit valve emptying itself without warning...." [
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favorited 11 times, recently by eritain, BozoBurgerBonanza, trouserbat, growabrain, jammer, Space Kitty, FearTormento, zaebiz, limeonaire, ktrey, ShawnString
Last year
MeFi comment:
"Recently, scientists also tested the hair of Mama Cass. They found traces of ham." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by blenderfish
Last year
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"Cheers, ikkyu2!
Thanks for your amazing posts and comments. FWIW, I have no doubt that he's a Scientologist cyclops." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by Skorgu, Rock Steady
Last year
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"I love that the tallest man in the world is Asian
Assisting in the procedure, a teetotaling Irishman held the dolphin down while the Italian veterinarian gave directions without using with his hands...." [
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favorited 5 times, recently by yhbc, Alvy Ampersand, tehloki, Mwongozi, Jaltcoh
Last year
MeFi comment:
"Hecklers should be strung up with forks in their butts. Some of my best friends are hecklers so I can say this." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by wtfchuck
Last year
MeFi comment:
"In a stroke of profound unoriginality, I'm going to note that Chuck Norris has already broken this cypher." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by Chomskyfied, vito90
Last year
MeFi comment:
"I do think he was trolling for some sweet scandanavian lovin'
Maybe he found it refreshing to hang out with people who are too young to quote lines from Caddyshack...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by George_Spiggott
Last year
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"If a gunman enters your class, announce to the class, "I'm here to teach algebra and kick ass. And I'm all out of algebra." Then proceed to lay. the smack. down...." [
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favorited 17 times, recently by MLIS, scody, Ogre Lawless, scrump, Rock Steady, slimepuppy, sveskemus, katiecat, vagabond, Keane, lalochezia, Alt F4, routergirl, yeti, jason's_planet, jayder, onalark
Last year
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"Sloppy Joes and tater tots beat the pants off the sheet pizza while serving to remind us that it was Thursday." [
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