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MeFi post: The Breakfast Manifesto
I cut back to one cup a day and my ears stopped ringing.

Now peep is saying I could cut down on anxiety if I cut back to no cups a day? That sounds really tempting. Half cups this week, then.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 10:03 AM on July 22, 2008

MeFi post: Nosed me in the fist, assed me in the boot, then hit my car door with his torso
All I know is that the next person who rings their bell at me while riding on the sidewalk is getting it fed to them.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 11:27 AM on May 30, 2008

MeFi post: Mitt Romney does not approve of this either
I'm just going to make out with my Marilyn Monrobot.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 12:09 PM on October 16, 2007

MeFi post: Beanplating Porn
Are you looking at anything that involves any kind of violence? Animals?

"I came home and caught him having a beer in front of the television. That's when I knew I had to confront him about his possible heroin addiction."
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 11:46 AM on August 24, 2007

MeFi post: Climate tipping point
When is anything bad not worse than we expected?
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 9:37 AM on May 13, 2007

MeFi post: The hardest working pres in show business
What a card!
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 8:38 AM on March 29, 2007

MeFi post: Quebec voters elect first minority provincial government since 1878
For those of us who are entirely unfamiliar with Canadian politics, can you please explain the significance of this development?

Are you one of those people who asks "Who's that?" thirty seconds into a movie?
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 8:35 AM on March 27, 2007

MeFi post: A guilty liberal finally snaps...
So he's over-reacting to a problem that could best be solved with moderaton, like most of life's problems? If he betrays just one hint of piety then he'll doing much more damage than he's preventing, it terms of society's somewhat-justified repulsion to these antics.

That's one less flushing toilet for us all to worry about, though.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 9:47 AM on March 22, 2007
The "About the Family" page is really creepy.

"Who, me? Yeah, I already deprive my family in all kinds of ways. No toilet should be a cinch."
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 11:13 AM on March 22, 2007
These problems cannot be solved with moderation, even though willingness to moderate is a good thing as it bespeaks willingness to make bigger changes. Even city dwellers can start with a worm composting bin on their balcony or possibly storage area, though I've seen them concealed in furniture (?) also.

Right, Listener. That is, in my opinion, a moderated response. Converting your entire roof to worm composting wouldn't be.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 2:03 PM on March 22, 2007

MeFi post: Starbucking around the world
I like how you hate his antics, Terminal Verbosity.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 11:31 AM on March 22, 2007

MeFi post: safe2pee
Gender-neutral bathrooms aren't the answer. Monoperson bathrooms are. I still don't get why we're supposed to be comfortable with someone pinching one off less than two feet away just because they've hung a sheet of painted stainless steel between the two of you, which even then doesn't even extend to the floor or ceiling.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 1:54 PM on March 16, 2007
You're right, jonmc. And everyone likes privacy when they do it. Your salt of the earth act doesn't fly.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 2:06 PM on March 16, 2007

MeFi post: For right now.
If only I could smell it over the internet.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 8:16 AM on March 8, 2007

MeFi post: Kids today
WolfDaddy, is your friend Bette Midler circa Beaches?
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 8:45 AM on February 28, 2007
Wait. People talk on their phones during class?
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 10:42 AM on February 28, 2007

MeFi post: Cheney moves into the crosshairs
We don't need to go through the national trauma of another impeachment. Deadeye Dick will be gone in two years anyway.

I suspect Iranians don't want to go through the national trauma of catastrophic bombardment. A good fraction of them might be gone in two years, too.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 8:03 AM on February 23, 2007

MeFi post: Driving a pick-up truck with "Man Love Rules OK" across Alabama
But I was about 8 inches taller and 30 pound heavier than the guy, so seeing him shut his smart mouth would've been extremely gratifying.

You are the most tiresome personality on here.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 7:24 AM on February 12, 2007

MeFi post: You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge
This the first music I remember liking.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 6:45 AM on December 6, 2006
This is the first music I remember liking.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 6:46 AM on December 6, 2006

MeFi post: Quebecois nation
This is such crap.

-Is Charest more important than the other ministers?
-Does Quebec get it's own money?
-Does Quebec get a special veto?
-Does Quebec have undue influence in the parliament?
-Does Quebec get a seat at the UN?

The answer to all these questions is no. What do they get? They get more pissed off when they find out the only thing this will bring is a new generation of political... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 11:59 AM on November 28, 2006
Flashman, hickish? I'd rather sound hickish than wrong. These words have loaded and distinct meanings around here.

Quebecois = french quebec resident.
Quebecer = english quebec resident. In fact, it could be argued that this group includes any quebec resident who isn't francophone.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 12:16 PM on November 28, 2006

MeFi post: Former spy Alexander Litvinenko has died
Matteo, if this were a Len Deighton novel, I would have assumed as much by now.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 1:26 PM on November 24, 2006

MeFi post: A clever little trick to protect your passwords.
This won't work forever. They can just gather per-window keylogging instead. Every window (a handle is readily available) could be given its own output.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 11:38 AM on November 23, 2006

MeFi post: Just headed down to the dump with these children's letters to God
Disgusting and illegal, most likely.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 11:56 AM on November 3, 2006

MeFi post: More Electable the Hillary
Gore/Winfrey.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 7:28 AM on September 15, 2006

MeFi post: "Do you mind if I write down that website?"
One time a cop pulled me over and asked me to get my headlight changed first thing in the morning.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 2:05 PM on September 12, 2006

MeFi post: "If this be treason, make the most of it."
A Democratic victory in 2008 would probably be guaranteed if they lose in 2006.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 1:01 PM on September 12, 2006

MeFi post: I tried that once, but I was kicked out of Denny's
Oooh, it's just like grouphug except everyone is hung up on God and you can't tell where the stories end.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 10:58 AM on September 6, 2006

MeFi post: it's newspaper war!
who should we be cheering for, exactly?

The readers.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 6:30 AM on September 5, 2006

MeFi post: Who took the Ground Zero flag?


Evil Lincoln Clone

posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 9:21 AM on August 31, 2006

MeFi post: Ruined Music.
My friend lent me a Tool CD one week ten years ago. I listened to it and liked it enough to leave it in my CD player. A few days later, I got the stomach flu. My CD player was also my alarm clock, so it snapped on the next morning at 6.30, and started running down "Stinkfist" and then "Eulogy". Too weak to get out of bed or call for help, I sat through it's insanity-inducing intro (probably helped along by the fever) for far too long.

I wasn't able to... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 11:04 AM on August 30, 2006

MeFi post: IT vs User... FIGHT!
I was in the bathroom once at work on the day that our sys admin sent out an email reminding us it was sys admin appreciation day. He was at a urinal when someone else entered.

"Hey, did you get you sys admin appreciation card?"

"What card?"

"Oh, it's called your paycheck."
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 7:11 AM on August 29, 2006

MeFi post: Scientology nearly ready to unveil Super Power
"Now that I've paid money for attention-lessons, I notice everything more. Fantastic!"
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 5:39 AM on August 29, 2006

MeFi post: Yale Shmale
Thanks, chunking. Now I know about Lakehead.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 7:47 AM on August 28, 2006

MeFi post: Frat Boy is SO dyslexic
[more inside] has a typo in his first comment. Can we get him a farting doll too?
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 1:47 PM on August 24, 2006

MeFi post: Years of basic science textbooks down the drain...
The fucked up part is that Pluto is still out there, doing it's thing.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 1:15 PM on August 24, 2006

MeFi post: Insert obligatory "The Times They Are A-Changin'" joke at your own leisure.
It's not the recording or the mixing. Those things are probably as good as ever, for someone with Dylan's resources. It's the mastering that he's ignoring. He's letting his record label ruin his music so that it can be "louder" on the radio.

Today, louder = tiring/fatiguing/suffocating/white noise-esque music. Common reactions to records lately: turning it down until you find you can't turn it down low enough, turning speakers around in an attempt to cut... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 7:40 AM on August 24, 2006
I just finished recording an EP. When we took it to have it mastered, the only thing we were looking for was normalization, and a bit of compression. We went to some reputable guys here in town, and told them what we wanted.

The result: it's quiet, relative to other records. But, when you turn it up, it's loud in a different, much more musical way. A good compromise.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 9:12 AM on August 24, 2006

MeFi post: A burger with everything
This is worse than the guys who burned the piano.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 9:05 AM on August 24, 2006

MeFi post: ...liah ewylduorp os tahW
The caliber of those comments is way low.

Proper convservative message-board style would be, "Anyone check behind the flag for Murtha hiding his fat ass? What about Hillary's thighs? Amirite? She's fat!" or the ubiquitous, "Let's turn his yard into a glass desert", or my personal favorite, "Freedom of teh speech should be conserved for PATRIOTS ONLY! SEMPER FI, MOTHERFUCKER!"
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 7:12 AM on August 23, 2006

MeFi post: The Hiding of the President
Guy is exhausted, hey? That video made that much clear.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 10:17 AM on August 22, 2006

MeFi post: Teen gets two years for selling one joint.
There's a perfectly good reason not to do drugs, and that is because you could end up in jail. Isn't that reason enough to go without?

Replace "do drugs" with just about anything and you've got one of the most hollow arguments on MetaFilter today. Good work, PastaBagel. Try it. Replace it with "masturbate" or "martininize your pants" or "swear in the bathroom with the light off".... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 9:18 AM on August 22, 2006

MeFi post: Street Cents Cancelled?
As someone from Halifax, I just have to weigh in.

Goddammit.

That's all.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 9:31 PM on August 19, 2006

MeFi post: New music, new business model
Q: How do you know a viola player is at the door?
A: He can't find the key and he doesn't know when to come in.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 6:22 AM on August 18, 2006

MeFi post: Things you didn't know about Bruce Schneier. They are on the internet, so they must be true.
HA HA HA! Cuz if you apply ROT13 TWICE, OF ALL THINGS, it comes out the same way it was!

OH MAN! My ribs are breaking.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 11:04 AM on August 16, 2006

MeFi post: Dude, you're getting a lame joke about the Dell battery recall!
Plane! Laptops! Mofo!
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 11:01 AM on August 15, 2006

MeFi post: Your Band Name Sucks
Don't forget Montreal favorites The Vaginal Croutons.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 6:17 AM on August 14, 2006

MeFi post: Witnesses also reported seeing paramedics carrying a bag of severed fingers out of the apartment.
Like I need a sword fight to drink in the morning.
posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 12:36 PM on August 11, 2006

MeFi post: Pierce Bush, future President

posted to MetaFilter by jon_kill at 6:15 AM on August 2, 2006