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MeTa post:
Smells like Jessamyn Spirit
I am TUH-RYING to have a HISSY FIT here. Will someone PUH-LEASE hold my coat while I stand on this STOOL and WAVE A LACE HANKY AROUND.
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 1:32 AM on October 8, 2008
MeTa post:
vegan nazi zealots omg
The 2005 Vegan Bodybuilding champion?
OK, lads! We've seen it all now. Shut down the internet, shut it down.
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 1:59 PM on October 1, 2008
MeTa post:
You're The Favoritest
/me frantically de-favourites Cortex in an effort to reverse time, like the end of Superman.
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 5:32 AM on October 1, 2008
MeTa post:
I must really rank
No, that was just a kind of crappy post to something that had already been deleted once. The only thing it smacks of is crappy post.
And as for how Jessamyn rolls, we don't generally indulge is specualtion of geometrical alignment.
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 6:58 AM on September 30, 2008
Or "in speculation", for that matter.
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 6:59 AM on September 30, 2008
Super Censer!
(As Billy Connoly said, "I don't want to worry anyone, but that man's handbag's on fire.")
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 7:46 AM on September 30, 2008
MeTa post:
MeFi Personals
Brandon Blatcher "The only "online tool" you need is an interest in someone and the ability to flirt."
True, but i could never really love anyone who didn't have Firebug installed.
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 4:09 AM on September 29, 2008
I met my wife on the internet.
I was like"LOL, WUT?!" and she was all like "DTMFA"
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 6:40 AM on September 29, 2008
MeTa post:
stuff.metafilter.com
I don't think we've ever really thoroughly considered what a great word 'infodump' is.
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 3:17 PM on September 27, 2008
MeTa post:
Take it to Metatalk if you don't like it.
Both you and Blazecock are, with all the goodwill in the world, members who are fond of making controversial, shooty-from-the-hippy, zingy kind of remarks that stick in other's craws from time to time. (You were called out in a collosal goat-fuck of a racism thread a few months back, IIRC, in which you, in my opinion willfully, didn't respond.
So, tortured syntax aside, you'll excuse me if I hold up a large red leather handbag and sarcastically exclaim "Wooooooooo!... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 5:58 AM on September 24, 2008
We should accept the principle of self-policing as an important asset of this site, not something to be stiff-armed.
Word.
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 6:28 AM on September 24, 2008
He came in hard for Blazecock Pileon,
Protected by his righteous spleen,
But now he pulls up short and wonders,
WTF do these haters mean?
Too soon?
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 6:55 AM on September 24, 2008
MeFi as lifestyle.
I accesorise MeFi with these rather fetching Cuban heels and hoop earrings.
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 7:37 AM on September 24, 2008
Well if the thread's not being closed, can I break out my wedding photos?
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 7:17 AM on September 25, 2008
MeTa post:
How is this not BirthdayFilter?!
Woo! I've been on honeymoon and so missed the email, the blog, the signing, the birthday, the announcement, the MeTa thread, the party and all the other hoopla. Nonetheless: happy birthday!
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 12:32 PM on September 10, 2008
MeTa post:
Huh?
Once, while on holiday in Oslo, i went to a corner shop and bought a carton of orange juice, 4 beers, 20 cigarettes, a half litre of milk and a loaf of bread. It came to nearly 70 UKP. So fuck those guys.
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 12:22 PM on September 10, 2008
MeTa post:
Amazed at no FPP on McCain's epic gaff
Why are Democrats so much more fuckable than Republicans?
Sex with Obama would be like shagging a silk bag full of coat hangers.
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 8:23 AM on August 22, 2008
I still love you all
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 9:07 AM on August 22, 2008
MeTa post:
deleted...why?
Paul Weller rang. He told me to tell you he knew you were going to say that.
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 8:13 AM on August 21, 2008
Helen Keller rang from the...no, I'm not going there.
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 9:28 AM on August 21, 2008
MeTa post:
All time favorite comment?
This one by Stubby Phillips and this one by Robocop is Bleeding.
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 2:53 AM on August 18, 2008
yhbc - man, I'd forgotten what a psycho neu was in his short but brilliant career.
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 8:16 AM on August 18, 2008
Ooh. Almost forgot this parable by Jessamyn. (Also, searching for this comment reveals that Jessamyn talks about cookies a lot. It seems important for me to flag this.)
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 5:10 AM on August 19, 2008
MeTa post:
MefiMail Improvements
Not to mention: another hero, that fascist groove thing and, pivotally, no education
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 5:26 AM on August 17, 2008
See also: steenkin' badges,
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 5:27 AM on August 17, 2008
MeTa post:
fantastical
Could cortex hook up some kind of "Flagged as Fantastic"-to-Tumblr awesomeness so we could all see what was being flagged as that?
I know, I know, No, too much faff, dangerous precedent, context free, horses for courses, sod off Jofus you knob etc.
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 8:18 AM on August 14, 2008
even though these get fantastic flags fairly often, and I often enjoy reading them.
Can we have a flag that just says "Dude."?
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 8:38 AM on August 14, 2008
MeTa post:
The etymology of HURF DURF
I was recently using the expression with a french friend of mine. It seemed to go down particularly well with him as it sounds like 'egg of eggs' . And that, my friends, is a little poem.
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 3:58 PM on August 13, 2008
MeTa post:
AskMe Noise
Not to further lower the tone, but i totally read the question as saying 'custom made penis' and nearly blew an o-ring laughing. Incidentally, had i got in early enough, i would have flagged and then lulz'd, in the order named.
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 11:56 AM on August 13, 2008
Tell you what, we'll do a Trans-Atlantic Mild Swear Word Swap. You can have knob. We'll have douchebag.
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 12:25 PM on August 13, 2008
MeTa post:
It was the best of times, period.
As we say down at the conservatoire: CHOON!
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 11:13 PM on August 12, 2008
Cunninglinguist - if memory serves, coldchef once made a fantastic post of protocols to follow in the event of someone's death (and in preparation of your own,) Maybe he/someone could find it for you. I can't, i'm on my mobile. (CHECK ME OUT!)
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 9:57 AM on August 13, 2008
MeTa post:
Muxtape
If i had to make a list of people i would like a mixtape from, it would feature coldchef and flapjax near the top. So i guess the point i'm trying to make is that, yes, this would be a good thing.
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 9:50 AM on August 13, 2008
Also, just a tiny bit of digging reveals a couple of tasty greasemonkey scripts that let you snaffle tracks. I can't link to them as i'm on my mobile. (CHECK ME OUT!)
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 9:53 AM on August 13, 2008
MeTa post:
What is the story of Metafilter?
It was a dark and stormy night. The rain lashed the mountains and tongues of lightning illuminated the doorway of an old and disreputable tavern on an old disreputable hill....
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 8:08 AM on August 12, 2008
I thought I was one of those users who joined because someone said something and I just had to comment. Then I went back and looked at my first posts and it turns out I only joined to self-link to a shitty gag on a site I edited at the time.
There. I said it. And I feel better.
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 9:35 AM on August 12, 2008
I could swear it was the dictionary attack on the passwords of old user accounts a friend of someone in #mefi ran that lead to the Captcha implementation, but I could be wrong.
That was something (peripherally) to do with cilitbang, wasn't it? His flatmate being a douchebag or somesuch.
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 9:37 AM on August 12, 2008
MeTa post:
Are you good with words?
The Accursed Hat - A cowboy epic featuring headwear possessed by unseen forces; heroic and tragic acts of bravery and violence, not to mention a tall darke and handsome stranger and thrill-packed use of the words a-cursed, a-frothing and a-reaching.
I rode tall on steeds of white
And roamed from town to town
I'd nod and... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 1:29 AM on August 7, 2008
As I've already said in the Music thread: HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
(Also, the link in that thread is broken. Please hope Arstozobmie)
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 10:03 AM on August 7, 2008
And, while we're being anal, when I typed "And all around me as I say", I clearly meant "And all around me as I lay."
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 10:05 AM on August 7, 2008
Fucksticks. Sorry Astro. It's made it into the recorded version. Gah!
posted to MetaTalk by Jofus
at 10:06 AM on August 7, 2008
