I can feel a disturbance in my pants...

Remember how the Emperor strokes the lightsaber and says to Luke "you want this"? Things George Lucas doesn't want you to know - the filthy but oh so sexy truth about what goes on in the Jedi Academy! Not that there's anything wrong with that. Unless it involves Yoda, because... damn.
posted to MetaFilter by ROU_Xenophobe at 12:21 AM on March 5, 2003 (15 comments)