I saw Phillip Glass perform at Fermilab.
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 12:40 PM on July 16, 2008

we'd leave out the bacon fat but feel sorry for the poor vegetarians whose food had no flavor, all good

Because vegetarians are about as hilarious as fat people, or gay people, or the disabled.
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 7:25 AM on May 5, 2008

Bookhouse - I get bitchy sometimes when I'm pressed on other fronts, like work. Ignore me.
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 12:44 PM on May 5, 2008

LAST POST!
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 11:04 AM on December 10, 2007

Ideas become FAR OUT (as if that's a bad thing).
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 11:38 AM on December 6, 2007

What, no cats?
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 7:58 AM on December 4, 2007

This interview was one of the funniest things I had ever read back in the "day." I would re-read it over and over again and cackle like an idiot. I believe the original interview included his phone number, and one night I called him (mentioned in the Sid thread awhile back) and got his answering machine. I was completely shit faced, and mumbled for awhile before I said "GG you fuck, this is D***. Call me back or I'll kill all my friends."

He never... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 5:33 AM on May 23, 2007

grubi - I spared my friends, but only because they had bought all the Jack Daniels for that evening.
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 12:14 PM on May 23, 2007

One drunken college night I tried like hell to find his mother's phone number. I gave up when I finally realized that "Ritchie" is as common in Englad as "Smith" in America. So I called GG Allin instead and left a message on his answering machine.
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 8:58 AM on May 10, 2007

Monkey Beans.
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 12:40 PM on February 1, 2007

Meat
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 8:07 AM on July 31, 2006

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posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 6:14 AM on July 14, 2006

Todd Lokken.
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 9:46 AM on April 11, 2006

Where's the open ridicule?

You're soaking in it. :)

And what unsane said, me too!
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 7:21 AM on March 24, 2006

To quote tkolar . . .
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 12:30 PM on March 22, 2006

My question is, how do they get all those extensions into the scanner?
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 1:07 PM on February 27, 2006

Neat, pretty easy, but interestingly done.
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 11:26 AM on January 9, 2006

I'm assuming after all this that dios and PP have gone out and signed up for their lovely war? Right? Because otherwise your opinions are shit.
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 6:56 AM on January 5, 2006

Happy Yule, one and all. May your gods and goddesses feast amply upon your organs.
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 11:57 AM on November 30, 2005

Kick sweet jesus on a moped ass.
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 9:49 AM on November 9, 2005

It's cold here, but sunny. I shaved my ass today, and am experiencing some itching.
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 8:35 AM on November 1, 2005

Present!
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 8:37 AM on November 1, 2005

smart-ass

Touche! (Or is it tush?)
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 8:37 AM on November 1, 2005

Falafel.
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 10:06 AM on November 1, 2005

A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 1:15 PM on November 1, 2005

Double trouble!
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 2:16 PM on October 25, 2005

I dig hot chicks. Hate me for it, whatever.
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 11:02 AM on September 1, 2005

So do I, but I'm smart enough to know that if one pays me any attention, it's because she wants something, like to cut in line or a bigger tip.

So am I. It's just that I don't care. Cut in line, just let me appreciate your beauty a little. A fair trade, I think. I don't have any problem with "socially-constructed" notions of beauty; it's something we'd never be able to move past anyway, so why get pissed about it? A new paradigm of... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 11:07 AM on September 1, 2005

What peacay said, and that's the beauty of my approach. Whether a pretty girl (in my case) wants something (they don't - I have nothing to give them) or is just being friendly, it's win-win. I dig it in either case.
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 11:19 AM on September 1, 2005

Fuckin' a milovoo. Fuckin' a.
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 11:32 AM on September 1, 2005

Ever try it in reverse? As in, I ain't no halabbak girl"? Spooky, eh?
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 12:17 PM on August 24, 2005

I'd hit it.
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 4:23 AM on August 24, 2005

Goofyy said Come to think of it, I've known some gay humans like that, too.

I've known more hetero humans like that than gay . . .
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 8:21 AM on August 12, 2005

I thought it was a sweet story.

assholes
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 10:13 AM on August 3, 2005

dios, how very christian of you.
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 10:29 AM on August 3, 2005

Children (and men) have rights, too.

Oh man, ha ha haha, whew, damn that's hilarious. Where's your tip jar?
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 6:41 AM on July 30, 2005

Spot on MC.
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 6:59 AM on July 30, 2005

nightcrome, not sure who your friends are, but a can of beans and some brown rice, or a tempeh salad, etc. etc. result in neither a troubling use of my time or expenses. Tofu is dirt cheap at our Oriental grocery, and cooks in a fraction of the time it would take to cook a roast or whatnot, I think. I don't remember meat anymore, and couldn't be happier.
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 4:41 AM on July 28, 2005

-harlequin-, I'm highly active - I run, lift weights, workout 5-6 days a week, and have no problems. Then again, I am not a female. But, just sayin'.
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 4:43 AM on July 28, 2005

But this post isn't about vegetarianism, so sorry to derail. It's gonna go there anyway, I imagine. :)
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 4:54 AM on July 28, 2005

I'll take it norm, no sweat. I've come under fire here in the blue before for my views on non-human animals, and after making an ass of myself more than once I hope I've learned my lesson. Nonetheless, I will step in to correct what I see as simple misstatements, such as vegetarianism being costly, difficult, or somewhat unhealthy.

Fair enough.
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 4:14 PM on July 28, 2005

And, I would hope what I'm doing isn't mistaken for proselytizing.
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 4:15 PM on July 28, 2005

ORGASMS FOR EVERYBODY.
posted by delmoi at 10:08 PM PST on July 13 [!]

No delmoi, orgasms for some, little American flags for others.
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 4:37 AM on July 14, 2005

And no man likes to have pain shooting up the shaft of his penis.

Never a truer statement was made . . .
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 11:47 AM on July 8, 2005

MetaFilter: randomly judging people to bolster our own pitiful sense of self-worth
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 12:15 PM on June 29, 2005

Fenriq and D_Wino are my heros for the day.

Mine varies between Snoop Dogg (because I relish the irony of having Snoop tell me to pick up the phone) and the "fucking merlot" line from Sideways.

So, yeah, whatever Optimus. Keep fighting the battle dude.
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 12:34 PM on June 29, 2005

Optimus, you have changed my life. It's so nice to know that what's been missing was your oh-so-insightful critique of all that I am. Where should I send the check, and can I enroll in your 15-week program to continue to better myself, you all-knowing insolent little prick?
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 1:23 PM on June 29, 2005

/haven't even seen Napoleon Dynamite, so fuck you, k?
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 1:23 PM on June 29, 2005

And then I will be famous.
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 2:20 PM on June 29, 2005

Very cool, thanks!
posted to MetaFilter by tr33hggr at 6:24 PM on June 22, 2005