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"I think the post would have been okays of Migs hasn't also hissed "I can smell your cunt."
I see, Astro Zombie. I myself cannot. You use Right Guard deodorant, and sometimes you wear "Spirit by Antonio Banderas," but not today...." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by middleclasstool, dirtdirt, scody
2 days ago
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"I object to the anthropomorphizing of animals, because it suggests that they have souls and that's very un-Christian. If God wanted squirrels to wear underpants, dance and talk, He would allow them into the Kingdom of Heaven. Yet he does not...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Green Eyed Monster
8 days ago
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"I worked at a tourist hotel in Europe, and I have seen firsthand that the fur from a procession of Mediterranean ball sacs will clog pool filters in a little over a day. Speedos retain more detritus...." [
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favorited 4 times, recently by crysflame
11 days ago
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"It's eczema. If it has to do with eczema and hands, I've dealt with it. The skin shedding in spotty patches? Had it, it was eczema. The puffy cuticle and resultant deformed fingernail? Had it twice (eczema) and it takes for ever to grow out.
You..." [
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favorited 4 times, recently by arcticseal, Jofus, buriednexttoyou, chiababe
2 weeks ago
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"When is this LOLCATS shit finally going to die? It's not funny anymore. Maybe it will finally be over if Newsweek does a story on it. There seems to be a causal relationship between Newsweek covering a fad and it being over. If some lazy journalist..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by koeselitz, matteo, benzenedream
2 weeks ago
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"I recently met a girl, and we hit it off and have seen each other a few times. When we were quite drunk, she kinda slipped and said something like "My daughter...I mean, my sisters child who stays with me". Then later after some more drinks,..." [
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favorited 4 times, recently by Lou Stuells, idiomatika, blueberry, Ziggy Zaga
2 weeks ago
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"I somehow think that the others are right here, that it is understandable that one would not be open about the child from the start as it would scare most guys off.
Is it. What if she was lying about herpes? Or problems with rage? Of course she..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by idiomatika
2 weeks ago
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"Mayor Curley: What do you mean? She'll lie?
She already did. Character is fate. If she'll lie about being a parent, she'll lie about other things that she thinks will put you off. And if she'll do that, she'll lie about other stuff too.
I'm not..." [
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favorited 4 times, recently by blueberry, davejay, Solomon, angiep
2 weeks ago
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"Russia needs a strong leader. Like Stalin. Except it occurs to me that they already have one, so there's probably nothing they can do." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by SeanMac, koeselitz
3 weeks ago
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"Was Adams cremated? He must have been, otherwise it would be much simpler for his publishers to physically rape his corpse. Instead, they have to do this...." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by Reverend John, waraw
3 weeks ago
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"She started talking about how different my ideology/outlook on life is than your typical East Coaster.
She's talking out her butt. I've lived in Boston on an adjoining city all of my post-college life, and I've known plenty of people who came..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by littlerobothead, yerfatma, raztaj
3 weeks ago
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"I work for a documentary show. The show buys works from documentarians. Specific in the contract are re-broadcast rights for a specific period of time and the right to allow the program to be downloaded from the Internet (it's a non-profit)...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by batgrlHG
3 weeks ago
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"What's fourteen inches long, has a purple head and makes women scream in the night?
Crib death." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by idiomatika
Last month
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"But I'm curious as to whether Mefites liked their time on it (or Match or eHarmony or fill in the blank).
I used Match back in 2003. I got married to someone I met from Match in 2005. We've been married two years and it's wicked awesome so far...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by chicainthecity
Last month
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"There's a statue of former Boston mayor James Michael Curley at Quincy Market in Boston. I go out of my way to touch the statue's hand every time I pass by. My personal superstition is that by thanking Mayor Curley, the city that has nurtured my..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by rtha, Caduceus
Last month
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"My wife's at 24 weeks right now-- the fetus is the length of a big ear of corn. Which is doesn't account for that massive stomach. What else is she hiding in there?..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by artifarce
Last month
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"I am from Maine, and I'm going to let you all in on a little secret because I love you all so much. Now, pay attention because after I spill the beans I will not be allowed back in the state, ever.
Lobster is a prank. Lobsters are disgusting bugs..." [
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favorited 5 times, recently by jacobian
Last month
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"She's a writer, not a "windows environment developer" or whatever.
And not a good writer. Not that ever stops anyone from writing books that sell well. Actually, she's just mediocre and obvious enough that this book might be really..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Zambrano
Last month
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"can anyone point to a reason they think this is a fabrication?
Can you imagine anyone in your group at the university IT department posting the anecdotes to the web, with more than enough information to play "connect the dots" if you..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Lentrohamsanin
Last month
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"If you're not familiar with Boston, the MBTA is the worst example of corruption and lack of oversight. Every city machine has corruption, but rarely is it as brazen as the kind displayed by the Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority.
It starts..." [
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favorited 6 times, recently by tehloki, oaf, preparat, Kadin2048, xthlc, orthogonality
Last month
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"I was a linguistics major. The unfortunate answer is that this is an unanswerable question, largely because the definition of "language" isn't solid. The old cliche that a language is a dialect with an army is largely true. For example,..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by DevilsAdvocate
Last month
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">Is there a single person on the planet with internet access who is not aware of the situation in Tibet?
This is the equivalent of Pauline Kael saying in 1972, "Nixon can't have won; no one I know voted for him."
Everyone who might..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by bookish, Phalene
Last month
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"Vomiting for a human is typically no big deal, but for a cat if it is anything more than mucus/hairball, it can be a sign something is really wrong.
Oh, for fuck's sake. Cats vomit recreationally. If he seems fine otherwise, and its worth the..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by gimonca, nasreddin
2 months ago
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"Regional humor is an odd thing. I listened to a couple of Clower's pieces and I found them annoying. The regional humor of my home state of Maine is pretty similar-- rural people are crafty except the few of them who are dumb, but they are still..." [
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favorited 5 times, recently by yerfatma, Countess Elena, ZachsMind, Mblue, Optamystic
2 months ago
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"Every single one of those bars is better than a bar in any other city in the universe just by nature of it being in New York. I wish I had what it takes to live there, but I'm intimidated, frankly...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by yerfatma
2 months ago
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"Just for the record, Mayor Curley, what do you think Obama would have written, you know, if he didn't let his PR people do all his talking for him?
I don't think he would have been doing it all if his handlers hadn't coordinated it. I think Mr...." [
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favorited 5 times, recently by yerfatma, matteo, sonic meat machine, Henry C. Mabuse, wires
2 months ago
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""Lord- Protect my image, and make this note innocuous enough that, if found, it will re-enforce my carefully-plotted appearance of piety. Please bless my PR people...." [
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favorited 54 times, recently by Fiberoptic Zebroid and The Hypnagogic Jerks, ruelle, lalochezia, inqb8tr, papafrita, Espoo2, mitzyjalapeno, mikeh, Reto, Jacqueline, tehloki, jlbartosa, Orrorin, winna, BozoBurgerBonanza, zpousman, whir, ymgve, LiliaNic, maxwelton, Servo5678, Kwantsar, turgid dahlia, xorry, sidesh0w, jkaczor, greatgefilte, Brian B., Blazecock Pileon, ArmyOfKittens, wreckingball, dabitch, gorgor_balabala, derekpaco, klangklangston, ColdChef, drjimmy11, Krrrlson, ZenMasterThis, TheOnlyCoolTim, matty, grapefruitmoon, bh, tippiedog, Saddo, matteo, ericbop, nasreddin, Floach, These Premises Are Alarmed, atrazine, nola, ghost of a past number, jrockway
2 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Back when the Left had teeth, it had very effective methods for dealing with stools. It's a shame those times have passed." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by By The Grace of God
2 months ago
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"That trunk full of hydrogen tanks, held in place with just a strap, made me nervous even from 30 years out.
"OH, THE HUMANITY!"" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by XMLicious
2 months ago
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"Because normal, unselfish people see a sign indicating that the left lane will end and get in the right lane at their earliest convenience.
Selfish people know that decent people will do this and use the situation to their advantage. If the guy..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by jayder
2 months ago
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"The United States kept a huge military presence in Germany through the 80's, and the Allies had learned their lesson about not paying attention to German politics and munition production ("fool me once, shame on you..."). West Germany had..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Ookseer
2 months ago
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"Brian B. has had a disagreement with the newly canonized Saint Dee the Xtrovert.
I pray to Metafilter's Holy Trinity to smite him. If someone endures a horrible tragedy, they are entitled to never have anyone contradict them for the rest of their..." [
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favorited 11 times, recently by scrump, Pope Guilty, Kimothy, Kwantsar, koeselitz, matteo, Brocktoon, timeistight, merelyglib, PeterMcDermott, quonsar
2 months ago
MeFi comment:
"And you people who are claiming this is all a stunt are almost as dick as the guy who did this. Jesus Christ, does nobody believe in decency any more?
For the record, I am not claiming this is a calculated stunt by the Obama campaign. But I'll bet..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by reventlov
2 months ago
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"I was just out at a bar with friends, and the conversation turned to the Scientologists' card table on Boston Common. I got to give an excited, detailed explanation of Lord Xenu's imprisonment. Then I left, and I found 44 dollars on the sidewalk! Two..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by Pope Guilty, crataegus
2 months ago
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"Rather than Glasgow, why not have it in Edinburgh during the fringe?
City Linking-- Smart Thinking!" [
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2 months ago
