Ask comment:
"For someone who's pushing 24, you sure sound quite clingy, immature, and impatient when you speak of a dog stealing your share of affection and jeopardizing your "needs." Either learn to deal with the dog, or get out of there. By the way,..." [
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MeFi comment:
"In the Texan criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate but equally important groups: homeowners who shoot burglars, and the police who show up to tase the survivors. This is their story...." [
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MeFi comment:
"The words on the page say: "madness," but the professional-looking white background says: "professional-looking white background."" [
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MeTa comment:
"Standard AskMe Checklist
[ ] Call a doctor.
[ ] Get a lawyer.
[ ] Dump him/her.
[ ] Throw it out.
Outrage AskMe Checklist
[ ] You are not fit to own a pet.
[ ] You are an alcoholic.
[..." [
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MeTa comment:
"Dear
Metafilter
what
does
"."
mean
awaiting
your
response
sincerely
Captain
James
T.
Kirk
of
the
U.
S.
S.
Enterprise...." [
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MeTa comment:
"their cu-- religion
I hate Scientology as much as next man, but "their cunt religion" is inappropriate." [
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MeTa comment:
"You're all just going to live with the fact that miss lynnster and delmoi have experienced every single thing in life and, as definitive and unimpeachable authorities on all that exists in our puny reality, they will tell you their opinion on all..." [
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Ask comment:
"jessamyn, mathowie, and/or cortex... when you wake up and go through this, please accept this hug." [
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MeTa comment:
"Oh Bangel Boy, the trolls, the trolls are calling
From thread to thread and all throughout the site.
The drama's gone, attention span is falling.
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and we must bide.
But come ye back after the timeout's over,
Or as a..." [
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MeFi comment:
"*watches as mathowie straps on one of those robot suits from Matrix 3 and stares at hole in the ceiling where the tentacled Scientology lawyers are due to emerge any..." [
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MeTa comment:
"___.-~"~-._ __....__ .' ` \ ~"~ ``-. /` _ ) `\ `\ /` a) / | `\ :` / | \..." [
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MeFi comment:
".-"""""""-. .' __ \_ / / \/ \ | \_0/\_0/______ |:. .| | oo`\ |:. / \ |' ; | | |:....." [
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MeTa comment:
""politically incorrect" which is a code word for obnoxious, offensive and bigoted
Hey, I've got a good one: what do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Well, the first thing is to determine if the device is receiving power and..." [
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MeTa comment:
"I just want to state for the record that I fully support the eventual winner of this catfight, and would like to join him and other members of the angry mob in kicking the loser ruthlessly while he is down...." [
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Ask comment:
""Finds himself in bed" is about as believable as "your wife slipped and fell on my dick." Maybe, just maybe, your husband is a special snowflake and is actually telling the truth, but statistics are against you. I have to bet on..." [
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