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No bathroom breaks, either.

The Lord of the Rings: The Extended Versions: On screen. Got 11 or 12 hours to spare? Want to see Peter Jackson's epic trilogy, all of it, all at once, all on the big screen? Your wish has been granted. See the first one, or see the second one, or on December 16th, see both -- and then see the premiere of The Return of the King, too. Bring your adult diapers, kids.
posted to MetaFilter by honkzilla at 1:38 PM on October 3, 2003 (27 comments)

But I can always pick up the original Enterprise...

They're auctioning off my childhood. But I can always pick up the original Enterprise for only US$15,000. Starting bid, of course. Maybe I'd rather have Shatner's Kirk tunic -- a steal at only US$6,000.
posted to MetaFilter by honkzilla at 4:59 PM on November 2, 2001 (10 comments)

: Beoplayer 1.0 is a Windows application that sits...

B&O goes virtual : Beoplayer 1.0 is a Windows application that sits on your desktop and, like everything Bang, works in a sleek, elegant, unintuitive manner (until you learn what the icons and doodads do, then you can show it off for all your friends). Guaranteed you've never seen a music player like this one.
posted to MetaFilter by honkzilla at 7:32 PM on July 31, 2001 (14 comments)

Catcher in the Rye turns 50 years old today....

Happy birthday, Holden. Catcher in the Rye turns 50 years old today.
posted to MetaFilter by honkzilla at 1:32 PM on July 16, 2001 (31 comments)

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New Remedi.
posted to MetaFilter by honkzilla at 8:37 PM on April 3, 2001 (16 comments)

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Fresh hell.
posted to MetaFilter by honkzilla at 8:33 PM on April 3, 2001 (7 comments)

Big in Japan (holding 60% of the wireless audience)...

Ready To Go DoCoMo? Big in Japan (holding 60% of the wireless audience), NTT's hugely successful i-Mode phones bring the Internet to millions in Asia. They bought a chunk of AT&T Wireless to hit North American shores in time for Christmas. Will it be a dream, or a dud? And are you ready to start building the wireless web?
posted to MetaFilter by honkzilla at 4:24 PM on March 16, 2001 (7 comments)

James Hetfield in Playboy: "[Metallica fans sided...

But tell us how you really feel.
James Hetfield in Playboy: "[Metallica fans sided with Napster] Because they're lazy bastards and they want everything for free. I like playing music because it's a good living and I get satisfaction from it. But I can't feed my family with satisfaction.''

Lars Ulrich chimes in: "If you'd stop being a Metallica fan because I won't give you my music for free, then fuck you. I don't want you to be a Metallica fan."

I suppose it's a good thing they're on the verge of a break-up.
posted to MetaFilter by honkzilla at 10:50 AM on March 1, 2001 (43 comments)

Industry Standard relays a report that investor...

If Napster does die, what then? Industry Standard relays a report that investor Bertelsmann isn't just sitting there waiting for the axe to fall. They may be behind the development of their own Napster clone—Snoopster—to move in on the wide-open territory Napster leaves behind. The catch? Snoopster only searched online services, not your own files. Services like... Napster.
posted to MetaFilter by honkzilla at 3:06 PM on February 26, 2001 (1 comment)

And who says so? God, that's who! Linda Newkirk...

"You mean that the Clinton's are Hitler and Mussolini?" And who says so? God, that's who! Linda Newkirk has been receiving personalized messages from God, and what is God telling Linda, who's using the power of the Internet to keep us all informed? Among other things, God says, "the economic bubble, which grew to such tremendous proportions, in the last eight years, is bursting"; "before this month of February, 2001 is over a death nail shall be plunged into the stock market"; "I know that you want Me to speak of what many are calling the 'Early-out rapture' "; and, whoa to us all, "George W's days are numbered to a few; for I have warned him against Lucifer's works, but he does not believe that he will soon die." And then what? Well, it seems those naughty Russians and Chinese met in a tent and signed a deal in blood to start throwing nuclear missiles at the god-fearing and ever-righteous U.S. of A. starting on or before March 31st.

Hey, these are His words, not mine. Although I feel comforted that God uses terms like "economic bubble" and "Early-out rapture." Renews my faith in the power of marketing.
posted to MetaFilter by honkzilla at 3:08 PM on February 18, 2001 (9 comments)

The Oscar® nominations won't get announced until...

The Oscar® nominations won't get announced until tomorrow, which means that the noms for The Razzies were announced today. The biggest contender? John Travolta revolting pet film, "Battlefield Earth," with eight.
posted to MetaFilter by honkzilla at 6:15 PM on February 12, 2001 (23 comments)

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The New Transformers Are Coming!
posted to MetaFilter by honkzilla at 4:28 PM on February 12, 2001 (12 comments)

Why worry about which device has the power to...

Strings And Beads: Why worry about which device has the power to perform which function? Why not tie all your processing power together and use it to drive the functions you want where you want it? Full-motion video on your handheld? Sure!
posted to MetaFilter by honkzilla at 1:04 PM on January 12, 2001 (6 comments)

Harris, the pollsters, team up with a bunch of...

Planet Project: Harris, the pollsters, team up with a bunch of other marketing-minded corporations to ask the people of the world (or at least, those with access to the Web) such questions as "Would you switch your race if you could not change it back?" and "When you die, what do you think will happen to you?" Sign up to lend your voice—or do a little culture jamming and explain why, when you die, you'll meet Claire, the giant armadillo who lives on Pluto and directs everything we do from a colossal high chair, where she eats nothing but creamed corn forever and shouts "Corn! Corn! Corn for me!"
posted to MetaFilter by honkzilla at 10:10 AM on October 17, 2000 (5 comments)

Will Radiskull's evil helpmate, Devil Doll, tempt...

Episode Four! Will Radiskull's evil helpmate, Devil Doll, tempt sweet Candy Angel into hell with him? Also: What better way to display that you're cooler than your compatriots than a Devil Doll doll for your desktop? What's next, "Must See Radiskull" on NBC?
posted to MetaFilter by honkzilla at 11:31 AM on October 9, 2000 (2 comments)

"He can't fly around tall buildings, or outrun a...

Tim Burton's "Stainboy" "He can't fly around tall buildings, or outrun a speeding train, the only talent he seems to have is to leave a nasty stain."
posted to MetaFilter by honkzilla at 6:09 PM on September 28, 2000 (6 comments)

According to a Xerox Parc study, 70% of Gnutella...

Is it still "file sharing" if you don't share? According to a Xerox Parc study, 70% of Gnutella users are downloading music, but they aren't sharing with others. Some Gnutella developers say this is a self-correcting problem and that new users will step up to fill the gap. Others think this is the start of a growing trend and the whole copyright infringement issue might go away if the greed of users in a peer-to-peer network prevents it from succeeding in the first place.
posted to MetaFilter by honkzilla at 1:07 PM on August 24, 2000 (8 comments)

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Heeeeeeeere's Harry!
posted to MetaFilter by honkzilla at 8:16 PM on August 21, 2000 (18 comments)

since there's a buttload of new movie trailers...

I musta slept though a lot, since there's a buttload of new movie trailers over at quicktime.apple.com including Disney's Summer 2001 animation offering as well as their Christmas release with voices by David Spade and John Goodman, and MGM's Silence of the Lambs sequel, Hannibal, (a lame pre-preview width nothing to it at all, really), the newest Highlander film which I didn't even know was coming out on September 1st, and the full-length Final Fantasy preview which, may I add, looks kick-ass awesome! And the only reason I went there was to get another look at the Charlie's Angels preview I caught on the front of a showing of Godzilla 2000. Mmmm, Cameron Diaz. I see you baby, shakin' that ass.
posted to MetaFilter by honkzilla at 12:42 AM on August 21, 2000 (3 comments)

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It'll never work.
posted to MetaFilter by honkzilla at 9:46 AM on July 7, 2000 (13 comments)

Seems like all the film scoopers want to start...

Ain't It Uncool News? Seems like all the film scoopers want to start scooping all over Harry Knowles, Austinite poster boy and all-around huge self-promotion machine. And it ain't about money, it's about credit and credentials. Now the AICNers are hacking and slashing other sites...
posted to MetaFilter by honkzilla at 2:53 PM on June 19, 2000 (4 comments)

makes a return, and none-too soon! Yay, yay, yay!...

Greg Knauss's Entirely Other Day makes a return, and none-too soon! Yay, yay, yay!
posted to MetaFilter by honkzilla at 1:05 AM on May 25, 2000 (4 comments)

in a new article at theobvious.com concerning the...

Jason Kottke claps for himself in a new article at theobvious.com concerning the much maligned Webbys. Strike a pose!
posted to MetaFilter by honkzilla at 10:43 PM on May 17, 2000 (1 comment)

You know that fuzzt orangey-yellow puppet from...

The Flat Eric Society You know that fuzzt orangey-yellow puppet from that Levi's commercial? Apparently he's The Next Big Thing. And there'll be more Flat Eric commercials to come.
posted to MetaFilter by honkzilla at 3:13 PM on April 30, 2000 (2 comments)

No one knows when they're going to die -- until...

The Death Clock No one knows when they're going to die -- until now! Thanks to the web, you can visit The Death Clock, put in some data about yourself and see what day, assuming you survive the apocalypse later this year, you'll bite the big one on! Fun!
posted to MetaFilter by honkzilla at 11:45 AM on July 15, 1999 (1 comment)