MeFi comment:
"This looks sort of interesting, but I'm just not capable of looking at any part of aintitcoolnews without wanting to soak my head in bleach for a few hours. That site... I don't know. It's like it's from a dystopian future where fungus won...." [
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"Listen. Civilization started in roughly 7 randomly-seeded spots around the map globe, and has been expanding outwards ever since as quickly as the tech trees and available resources allow. I refuse to believe otherwise, and if you doubt me I'll..." [
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MeFi comment:
"Jesus Christ my wife is fucking awesome.
posted by nanojath at 11:39 AM on April 25
I hope you're planning on hitting that cuckolding shithead Awesome over the head with a frying pan...." [
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MeFi comment:
"The key to water discipline is to jab anyone in the gut with a crysknife if you catch them wasting water... and then render their body down for its water.
It's also a good idea to fit your stillsuit boots slip-fashion, and to make sure your..." [
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MeFi comment:
"After chewing for a couple of days on the other night's combined Giuliani/Palin hatefest, I've also just joined the First Time Obama Donor pool. I guess what tipped me over the edge was the frustration of seeing McCain harp about ending partisan..." [
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MeFi comment:
"Ahh, shit. One of my favorite argument escalations in junior high and high school was, "you're wrong, so completely wrong that we could mail a letter to Gary Gygax and ask him if you're wrong and he'd send back a postcard right away saying..." [
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MeFi comment:
"I feel sorry for those who are atheists. Rather than being smarter, atheism reflects a poverty of thought, and a lack of appreciation of the universe, including of love and evil.
After putting a lot of thought into it, I've decided that I love..." [
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MeFi comment:
"I really like Bechdel as a cartoonist, but I've always loathed this test. I understand the sentiment, and agree that women are often poorly-served in film (and books, and comics, etc etc). But I think it's a horrible idea to erect some sort of..." [
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MeFi comment:
"And seriously, Jimmy Kimmel? That must be some kinda magic cock.
Word on the street is that he ejaculates pure heroin.
what have I become?" [
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MeFi comment:
"Destro doesn't run COBRA
I do what I feel like, dude. No one runs me." [
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MeFi comment:
"I think a good dog needs to be able to be left alone over a weekend and to be able to sit politely when taken along as a guest. If your dog can't do either of these things, you're in over your head with him.
Try as I might, I can't perfect the..." [
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MeFi comment:
"Nick Coleman, one of our better metro columnists, has some good thoughts." [
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MeFi comment:
"So, not to toot my own horn, but my Telecaster picked up a lot of its distress in a pretty cool way: stolen out of my apartment, tossed in a trunk, pawned, recovered by police, beat to shit in transit, and returned to me with a big EVIDENCE sticker..." [
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MeFi comment:
"Y'know, I just thought of something. Like everybody, I default to thinking of Gygax as an enormously influential guy who most people haven't heard of. but, on the other hand, living in a remote-ass town in rural Nebraska in the 80s, I knew who Gary..." [
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