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MeFi post:
Customize your disease and wipe out the population
Everyone knows the next pandemic will come out of southern China.
Especially those of use who live next door.
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 5:26 PM on July 20, 2008
Smarmy, self-righteous Madagascar.
Funny how closing its borders magically keeps infected humans from beaching boats and coming in anyway.
Unrealistic game.
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 11:04 PM on July 21, 2008
MeFi post:
Password Chart
Use passphrases, not passwords. They're easy to remember by themselves, and they are quite strong.
So she can get a sensual seduction.
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 8:22 PM on July 20, 2008
MeFi post:
Christie's breaks out in a cold sweat.
MetaFilter: You are big but you can be small again.
Or in the words of The Tragically Hip:
Good News! You get to vanish
Go to Cleveland, be an indie smash
The good news is now you're smaller
The bad news is you can be smaller than that
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 7:49 PM on July 19, 2008
MeFi post:
Totem Destroyer
"It's on random."
Took a couple of tries to get 24 right with the sway, but only once to finish 25.
Quick fun.
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 6:00 PM on July 19, 2008
MeFi post:
A Man-Eating Machine
Grace Jones Vs Predator.
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 7:32 PM on July 15, 2008
I met her twice, many years ago.
And you lived to tell about it?
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 3:29 PM on July 16, 2008
bitch still owes me money.
Dare you to say that to her face.
No, screw that ... I double-dog dare you.
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 7:30 AM on July 19, 2008
MeFi post:
Incest: Taboo or not taboo?
Today, on the After School Special ...
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 5:39 PM on July 15, 2008
LORRAINE: This is all wrong. I don't know what it is but when I kiss you ... it's like kissing ... my brother. I guess that doesn't make any sense, does it?
MARTY: Believe me, it makes perfect sense.
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 5:42 PM on July 15, 2008
Daniel my brother you are older than me
Do you still feel the pain of the scars that won't heal
Another Elton John song, ruined.
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 5:52 PM on July 15, 2008
MeFi post:
Espresso on Ice is Not Okay
Man this thread is a goldmine of taglines.
MetaFilter: Christ, what assholes
MetaFilter: annoying people annoying each other
MetaFilter: what you're about to do is really Not Okay
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 6:28 PM on July 14, 2008
The job of a bartender (or barista, etc.) is to provide me with what I asked for, if it is available and I am willing to pay.
Isn't that what hookers do?
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 6:29 PM on July 14, 2008
Well, I've heard lots of people claim PBR or Bud was good beer, but back when I drank, it tasted like horse piss.
And you know what horse piss tastes like how, exactly?
*Just kidding; everybody has said this without really thinking it through ...
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 6:34 PM on July 14, 2008
"Well, I don't know why you'd want to do that to a perfectly good espresso" ...
WWJVD? (What would Juan Valdez do? )
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 6:38 PM on July 14, 2008
NO SOUP FOR YOU!!
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 6:49 PM on July 14, 2008
MeFi post:
I'm not here...
i'm here to make fiends
Drug Dealer: I'ma here to make feens, yo.
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 3:43 PM on July 11, 2008
MeFi post:
And DJB's $500 is safe for another day
When HSBC issued an electronic 6-digit code generator to account holders on top of the usual loginID/password combo for online transactions here in Hong Kong, I was irritated with the extra step.
No longer.
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 12:13 AM on July 10, 2008
MeFi post:
The good kind of Noise. And the non-racist kind of White.
Big deal, our TV did this in the 60s.
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 2:42 AM on July 8, 2008
Ahhh... this is probably going to be seem a little strange. We hear better on this channel. Don't ask me why. Well... ah... I guess I will call her. Carol Anne. Ah... it's mommy, sweetheart. Ah, we want to talk to you. Please answer me baby. Please answer me. Please talk to me, bunny.
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 11:27 PM on July 8, 2008
MeFi post:
You know who else had his head torn off?
I bitched about this very same problem here in Hong Kong in 2004, but no one cared.
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 6:34 AM on July 5, 2008
... huzzah for ripping Hitler's head off.
Because who hasn't felt like doing that?
I mean, if you had a time machine.
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 3:20 AM on July 7, 2008
When Der Fuehrer says, "We ist der master race"
We HEIL! HEIL! Rip off Der Fuehrer's face
Not to love Der Fuehrer is a great disgrace
So we HEIL! HEIL! Rip off Der Fuehrer's face
Apologies to Spike Jones
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 3:53 PM on July 8, 2008
MeFi post:
The Comeback
Xtian, XTIAN, LOLXTIAN ...
Stop that.
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 9:21 PM on July 6, 2008
Yeah, it should be Xian, XIAN, LOLXIAN.
Technically, yes, but then it looks like you're laughing at a Chinese city.
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 3:17 AM on July 7, 2008
MeFi post:
... and living on a prayer
Great, now I have Aerosmith and Bon Jovi stuck in my head. I hope you're happy, bwg.
Well, we aim to please.
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 10:16 PM on July 5, 2008
MeFi post:
A New World Is At Hand
Actually, the documents started nothing; they merely reflect what a group of men decided to do at great risk to themselves and their families, as well as to all who supported their bid to end the tyranny of the crown.
They are the words that followed the action, but what magnificent words they are.
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 7:07 AM on July 4, 2008
MeFi post:
Music of the spheres
This explains the aliens then.
They're trying to get us to shut up.
posted to MetaFilter by bwg
at 10:35 AM on July 2, 2008
