MeFi comment:
"C'mon, you're a seven year old boy and you successfully break into the reptile area of the zoo. What would you do? Have fun! See what happens when you feed them to each other. Who knows? Who cares! You're SEVEN.
At six I had a compound microscope,..." [
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favorited 42 times, recently by Caduceus, ShawnStruck, babybuns, giraffe, kiripin, Librarygeek, arcticwoman, dabitch, Pseudonumb, Pope Guilty, chicken nuglet, magicbus, lapolla, kcds, rodgerd, ninazer0, bookish, BrotherCaine, ricochet biscuit, nulledge, Coatlicue, alicesshoe, Nattie, RedEmma, MythMaker, shiu mai baby, freshwater_pr0n, maxwelton, misha, BinaryApe, nikitabot, flatluigi, emyd, OolooKitty, Kimothy, rtha, wendell, Flitcraft, orrnyereg, teleri025, oneirodynia, scrump
Yesterday
MeTa comment:
"I can't be the only one who has hit rock bottom. Illicitly-charged laptop batteries, hiding in the back alley behind a real estate office, slurping unsecured WiFi while hiding out behind the dumpster. Next thing you know you're stringing up solar..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by gac
3 days ago
MeTa comment:
"Ok. So, lets get two things straight-
If you continue to abuse grammar and punctuation in this way on this site I will get in my time machine, hunt down your ancestors and eat their young...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by misha
3 days ago
MeTa comment:
"I have to make a confession, and I don't even really know where to start. Ok, deep breath.
I'm sorry. It started years ago, before favorites were implemented. So many bright minds, so fascinating. Sparkling wit, dry humor, exuberance, earnestness...." [
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favorited 6 times, recently by limeonaire, bunnytricks, The Ardship of Cambry, bonobo, bettafish, Solon and Thanks
3 days ago
MeTa comment:
"BURN THE SELF-LINKER! BURN HIM! BUUUURRRRN HIIIIIM!
Oh, shit. Why is he wearing a reflective fire suit and carrying a flame thrower? ARGH PITCHFORK-SHOOTING GIANT KILLER ROBOT RUN AWAY!..." [
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favorited 10 times, recently by schyler523, Mick, louche mustachio, dabitch, shelleycat, reventlov, BrotherCaine, theora55, EarBucket, scrump
4 days ago
MeTa comment:
"Anybody who loves the old BBSes (yeah, I've been there) is going to work great with threading.
I don't know what kind of godless mutant BBSes you dialed into, but none of the BBSes (or related pre-consumer-internet fora) that I used ever displayed..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by koeselitz
8 days ago
MeFi comment:
"grocery store, or BevMo, or Trader Joe's, etc
Weed from the corner bottleshop: The weed is all quite potent, but a bit dry. You can buy as little as a $1 spliff or as much as an eighth, but at all levels it's too expensive unless everything else..." [
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favorited 118 times, recently by efalk, Grod, googlebombed
9 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, A, B, B, A, start." [
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favorited 9 times, recently by tehloki, cjorgensen, milov, sebastienbailard, Jubal Kessler, WinnipegDragon, shmegegge, cashman, lee
10 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Oh, she's a privileged rich person. Well, so am I, and so is pretty much everyone else on MetaFilter.
*Looks at empty wallet, then looks at busted computer built from salvaged parts, some parts literally found discarded on the roadside in plastic..." [
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favorited 4 times, recently by Pope Guilty
10 days ago
MeTa comment:
"Choose your own adventure comment!
A) Why is it that dude-nipple is safe for work but girl-nipple isn't? If that isn't sexist I don't know what is.
B) You're surfing a site known for it's anti-censorship views. Let the clicker beware. NSFW..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by mrzarquon
10 days ago
MeFi comment:
"...doom doom doom doom-doom doom doom doom doom doom-doom doom doom doom-doom-doom doom doom doom doom-doom doom doom-doom DOOM doom doom doom doom-doom-doom doom doom doom doom......" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by ersatzkat
11 days ago
MeFi comment:
"I'm gonna sing the doom song now!
Doom doom-doom doom doom doom doom-doom-doom doom doom doom-doom doom-doom-doom doom doom doom-doom doom doom doom-doom doom-doom-doom doom doom doom-doom doom doom doom-doom doom-doom doom doom doom..." [
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favorited 74 times, recently by roofus, ooga_booga, Freen, m0nm0n, Nauip, ginz, H. Roark, jb, oxford blue, MikeKD, blueberry, gen, beandip, ants, eschewed, mrzarquon, Barry B. Palindromer, shmegegge, shavenwarthog, Devils Rancher, LanTao, Sandor Clegane, dejah420, mitzyjalapeno, mek, emmling, Space Kitty, tehloki, bitter-girl.com, Cat Pie Hurts, wretched_rhapsody, lordrunningclam, ShawnStruck, elks, omegar, sarahmelah, gofargogo, naju, poxuppit, malocchio, axon, Scoo, M.C. Lo-Carb!, Lou Stuells, PROD_TPSL, pyrex, 5MeoCMP, East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94, Pendragon, shiu mai baby, rtha, grapefruitmoon, electrasteph, katiecat, cavalier, a young man in spats, monocultured, (parenthetic me), brevator, cobaltnine, bonobo, Fence, Sonny Jim, LMGM, iamabot, jeffburdges, popsciolist, sveskemus, converge, you're a kitty!, fleetmouse, raysmj, Kiwi, Avenger
11 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Ok, just 'cause I'm bored an I'm an asshole:
I'm about to turn in for the night, but before I do, I feel obligated to explain away a few things I think are hilarious:
Having read the entirety of your output as related to this issue while..." [
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favorited 13 times, recently by freshwater_pr0n
12 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Those goddamn tentacles better be bendy and poseable or I'm totally going to go wake up the Old One and tell him how much you suck." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by Kronos_to_Earth, misha
12 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Of course they made it up. It's free money.
It's all made up now. The value of a dollar or a loaf of bread, the value of a car or a home, the value of art, the value of religion, even the values of your own self image and feelings of self worth...." [
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favorited 21 times, recently by metaplectic, Dark Messiah, limeonaire, PROD_TPSL, toastchee, everichon, oozy rat in a sanitary zoo, Floydd, JaredSeth, sadiehawkinstein, Cat Pie Hurts, The Light Fantastic, hazyjane, Lipstick Thespian, avianism, Sar HaPanim, rtha, jmnugent, Duug, dinsdale
2 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"I have a fish. In my pants.
Which is all well and good except for the fact that I'm wearing my cat pants. I had them custom made from about a dozen wild cats. A couple of bobcat, a few lynx, an ocelot or three. Sitting down is... problematic. But..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by eyeballkid
2 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
""This is where California comes in. Mud slides, brush fires, coastal erosion earthquakes, mass killings, et cetera. We can relax and enjoy these disasters because in our hearts we feel that California deserves whatever it gets...." [
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favorited 1 time
2 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, please settle this dispute for us.
*dons Judicial robes*
You have two choices.
A) Cut off your hand and mail it to one of the mods.
B) Strip naked and enter this sweat lodge. Blazecock Pileon is already..." [
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favorited 1 time
2 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"over 3000 eggplant recipes
2999 of those better involve the words "battered, deep fried, wrapped in bacon and/or cheese" or I have surely found my hell.
Wait. That sounds wrong, like I never eat any vegetables and live entirely on..." [
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favorited 5 times
2 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"I wish him luck.
Seriously? Fuck that guy.
If he's real, any woman that somehow ends up as his wife is going to be in a living hell. This guy has "dangerous sociopath" written all over him. That was one of the creepiest things I've..." [
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favorited 20 times
2 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"I have a feeling that this guy hasn't laughed out loud since Nixon was in office." [
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favorited 2 times
2 weeks ago
Music comment:
"I've been using Traktor since version 1, so I've been through this a bunch.
Will something like this do?
Probably not. There are basically two kinds of "5.1 sound card". There's simulated 5.1, and then there's real 5.1, and the one..." [
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favorited 1 time
3 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"Dang loquacious, you used to brave the Wedge?!
I don't surf at all any more, but I grew up in the ocean. Surfing the Wedge was more sheer ignorance than overt bravery. My dad was an old man of the ocean. He used to take my brother and I out in the..." [
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favorited 1 time
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"0! As an artist/graphics type person, I'd be bummed if I didn't get them all right.
But I'm on a (roughly) gamma-calibrated Trinitron CRT monitor and I know my Pantone Rubine Red from a Pantone 032 by sight, and I can differentiate between..." [
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favorited 1 time
3 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"Is there a reason that we're allowing the blink tag?
BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY AWESOME THING WE HAVE LEFT YOU UNRELENTING FUCKSTICK OF A FETID BASTARD GIMP WHORESON...." [
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favorited 12 times
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Does it still have that gay black guy in it?
Because he was fabulous. I really liked that guy." [
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favorited 2 times
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Let's see. What was the last conviction count for Perverted Justice? 1106 accused, 42 convicted? Using very quick rudimentary math that's what, less than one half of a percent? (reference.)
Also, does the word "witchhunt" mean anything..." [
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favorited 4 times
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Suck it, haters, L.A. is much better than whatever craphole you're living in now, trust me.
You're so wrong it's utterly redonkulous.
I'm a Los Angeles native. My family has been in California for at least 5 generations, if not 6 - well before..." [
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favorited 80 times
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"This list was debunked. That banned book list is as old as the internet - it's a list of books that have been banned in one form or another throughout the US. It's not a list of what Sarah Palin tried to have banned. I'm not even sure if all of those..." [
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favorited 10 times
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"There's an even easier solution to all of this. Its actually an easy solution, and it actually works.
Stop buying so much. Note, I didn't say "stop buying so much stuff" or "stop buying crap". I said "stop buying so..." [
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favorited 17 times
3 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"I didn't like gin at all until Ambrosia Voyeur and contraption gave me a bottle of Hendrick's. Everything else that claimed to be gin tasted like a bottle of Pine Sol, or worse.
During which I also discovered that Hendrick's tastes really good in..." [
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favorited 5 times
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Hint for all : this has been linked on just about every other blog in the universe.
Hint for Dave Faris: Not everyone reads every other blog in the universe. Or even any blogs at all really except maybe for this one - and this is less and less of..." [
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favorited 1 time
3 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"I can't even remember if I posted a dead baby joke in there, or if I was going to and didn't, or if I actually did and it got deleted.
It would have been in the eating of young variety, though. Babies taste good. In the unlikely event I find a..." [
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favorited 1 time
4 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"SHOUTING THREAD. SHOUTING THREAD. I WANT A SHOUTING THREAD.
It's silly to care if your comments get deleted. Why would you care? Did you put thought and effort into them? If so, that right there was silly, because they might be deleted, and then..." [
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favorited 1 time
4 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Re-railing slightly: I try avoiding HFCS, too - as well as transfats, partially hydrogenated oils and other needless additives in general. But I have a terrible junk food habit. When I can manage to avoid said crap and eat right I easily lose weight..." [
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favorited 14 times
4 weeks ago
