MeFi comment:
"First Witch
When shall we three meet again
In thunder, lightning, or in SPACE?
Second Witch
When the AWESOME SPACE FIGHT's done,
When the battle's lost and won IN SPACE.
Third Witch
That will be ere the set of TWIN sunS...." [
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favorited 5 times, recently by Caduceus, ooga_booga, rusty, Balna Watya, grobstein
An hour ago
MeFi comment:
"I'm still waiting for Dandypunk to take off. It'll be great! Everyone bust out their best lead-based makeups and faux beaty marks. We can learn to titter again! I'll convert my moped into a Fop Mobile by attaching a giant powdered wig to the handle..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by Mister_A, nicepersonality
9 hours ago
Ask comment:
"When it comes to chopping the head off the chocolate turkey, there are just so many factors involved (diet, hydration, time since last poop, etc) that I don't take the prevalence of bathroom reading as a sign that the average pooptime is long, but..." [
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favorited 7 times, recently by ericales, Solon and Thanks, konolia, notashroom, Lou Stuells, cybercoitus interruptus, CancerMan
more than 12 hours ago
MeFi comment:
"A website full of idiots got trolled in passing? This is what passes for epic historicity now?
Tell me, O muse, of that ingenious hero who travelled far and wide after he had rickrolled the famous site of SA. Many clues did he invent, and many..." [
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favorited 10 times, recently by juv3nal, waxbanks, JHarris, dd42, miss-lapin, DevilsAdvocate, Jilder, Spatch, low_horrible_immoral, cavalier
Yesterday
MeFi comment:
"I went a little crazy with those P-touch labels and stuck up a bunch of stickers that read "I Just Don't Trust This Triceratops" next to a picture of a very, very shifty clipart dinosaur all over the place. Now they are synonymous with..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Dormant Gorilla
Yesterday
MeFi comment:
"I liked how you used "Moon-horse" as a metaphor for a Rascal scooter.
The Steed of the Last Day shall be bold and brass and eligible to be financed by Medicare. It will be a heaving thing, a beast that sits all comfortably, and shall be..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by Blazecock Pileon, misha, kid ichorous
2 days ago
MeFi comment:
"You can't throw a rock without hitting someone good looking in this town. It's when you start talking to them, however, you realize it isn't that easy.
Totally. When I try to talk to them they're always all like "Why did you throw that rock..." [
more]
favorited 22 times, recently by phrontist
2 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Brimley is a lich. He skin is parchment from the last Gutenberg and his blood is dark, dark ink. We spends his days pricking his skin with a needle, not to test glucose, but to write the last few verses of the world. When he is finished, he shall lay..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by misha, Baby_Balrog
3 days ago
Ask comment:
"It Takes a Thief has been replaying on the Discovery Channel for the past few weeks. On the show, most of the burgled family's super secret hiding places are found pretty quickly, including ovens, bottom of the hamper, beneath mattresses, and so on...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by woebot
3 days ago
MeFi comment:
"George Musser wiped the tears from his eyes as he stood before his New God. Constructed of aluminum chair frames, old circuit boards, and an old one horse merry-go-round George 'liberated' from the local K-Mart, the New God was a thing of almost..." [
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favorited 153 times, recently by Smallpox, merelyglib, schyler523, hincandenza, Shutter, CruiseSavvy, Foci for Analysis, MikeKD, taumeson, pseudonick
4 days ago
MeFi comment:
"When the Russians came for Tsathoggua,
I remained silent;
I was not a formless spawn.
When they locked up Cyäegha,
I remained silent;
I was not a Nagäae.
When they came for Cthulhu,
I did not speak out;
I was not a star spawn.
When..." [
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favorited 27 times, recently by orrnyereg
8 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Suck it, playahs, my Mom was all hatin the Ewoks before the Internets even existed.
When I was little, I watched those Ewok TV Movies like their were the gospel. All summer, over and over again, I went on magical space adventures with my pal..." [
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favorited 25 times, recently by sien
10 days ago
MeFi comment:
"It is time now to talk about The Wheel.
Growing up, my parents had obviously read all the studies about praise and punishment and their effect on a developing child. My father came from a distant, reserved family and was the middle of three..." [
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favorited 329 times, recently by Stylus Happenstance, pseudonick, fishfucker, flabdablet, orrnyereg, davey_darling, lilac girl, DMan, The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew, taumeson, bertrandom
10 days ago
MeFi comment:
"I started to write someone about how books are butterflies and some like'm pinned under glass for study and others just want to glimpse them from a window, but I got distracted.
What distracted me was a memory. So my wife and I are the sorts of..." [
more]
favorited 35 times, recently by lioness
12 days ago
MeFi comment:
"With all these In Popular Culture sections on Wikipedia, the site is really showing itself to be Popularist. They need to get some In Unpopular Culture sections up in order to equal things out and keep to their egalitarian mission. For example, in..." [
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favorited 8 times, recently by Fiberoptic Zebroid and The Hypnagogic Jerks, nomad, mr vino, Dormant Gorilla, Menomena, tehloki, nasreddin, Spatch
2 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"This site is fascinating. I'm about halfway through the main page, to the part where she's writing scripts based on her aquatic apes book and selling them to Hollywood. It's amazing how this stuff is so creative (poisoned inhalers and assassins in..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by muymuy
2 weeks ago
Ask comment:
"A risky proposition that worked for me was to get my freshman year roommate a girlfriend. The trick is making sure that said girlfriend has a better place than your dormroom so that 90% of the time, he's out there doin his thing while you're at peace..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by Skwirl
2 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Really, how hard could this be?
CHASE: House, we need to cure this patient. He is very sick.
HOUSE: Did you try the medicine drug?
CHASE: I did try the medicine drug.
HOUSE: Only stupid people try the medicine drug. You are stupid.
PATIENT: I..." [
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favorited 199 times, recently by pseudonick
2 weeks ago
Ask comment:
"Banjo and I are another of the titanium wedding band set. The rings have lasted four years now through showers, rain, pools, and punching some dude in a bar without issue...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by explosion
3 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"When I see this, I like to imagine that my functions are returning an actual void; something without mass, shape, color, or volume. While some may be disturbed to come face-to-face with the void on a daily basis, I find myself to be comforted by its..." [
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favorited 4 times, recently by JHarris, Caduceus, everichon, cavalier
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"jsavimbi - Yeah, Rock Band made me buy their album. Awesome stuff.
mwhybark - Only if MeFi can be Herod.
BoingBoing, we are overjoyed
To see egg on your face
You've been getting quite a name
All around the place
Fighting censors
Keeping..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by mwhybark, Artw
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"If this were to be a song, it'd have to be one of those sprawling epic Meatloaf songs, full of explosions, piano crescendos, the Vienna Boys Choir, a drum solo, and at least three wailing guitar solos. It would last for at least fifteen minutes, the..." [
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favorited 4 times, recently by nooneyouknow, cgc373, Skorgu, drezdn
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"My version of the movie would take place on a cruise ship in the open ocean. Green algae produces most of our oxygen anyways, so if Mama Nature wanted to introduce a person-killing poison, that'd be as good a place as any to start.
Imagine a..." [
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favorited 57 times, recently by Rhaomi, Fiberoptic Zebroid and The Hypnagogic Jerks, chimaera, adamdschneider, merelyglib, shmegegge, like_neon, Asparagirl, captnkurt, malocchio, arha, ninazer0, Alison, graymouser, banjo_and_the_pork, ao4047, retronic
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"There is no beer hoppy enough to satisfy me and they can be as unbalanced as they wanna be as long as the HOPS NEARLY KILL.
I am now imagining you dressed in a drugstore Halloween vampire costume crouching on a giant mound of hops. Your eyes are..." [
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favorited 17 times, recently by Fiberoptic Zebroid and The Hypnagogic Jerks, tehloki
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Given that there's an impending celebratory Celtics parade (celtabration?) due to lurch past my window today and I have not a hell of a lot to do, here's my take on Indy 4.
The opening of the movie can stay pretty much the same. Hell, we can pull..." [
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favorited 29 times, recently by sarahmelah, Effigy2000, Arturus, allkindsoftime, sparkletone, cereselle, skoosh, graventy, shinynewnick, knapah, Comrade_robot, galactain, ruddhist, Pater Aletheias, m0nm0n, nomad, adamdschneider, roystgnr, kalimac, Krrrlson, djeo, teraflop, ShawnString, DevilsAdvocate, philcliff, lumensimus, EarBucket, slimepuppy, odinsdream
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"One of my favorites growing up was the one where they fought the Jabberwock, whose depiction was pretty much straight out of the the classic Tenniel illustration. My sister was terrified by the Jabberwock and would run screaming and crying if I..." [
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favorited 15 times, recently by ntartifex, banjo_and_the_pork, shmegegge, Belle O'Cosity, Caduceus, Lou Stuells, Big_B, doteatop, greytape, JHarris, eckeric, subaruwrx, penduluum, Pope Guilty, Faint of Butt
3 weeks ago
Ask comment:
"Read in bars. Don't talk to folks without them talking to you first. Don't 'show off' what you're reading. Just read a book you like in a bar. You'll have to learn to drink, but that's okay, you can drink slow. Because you'll be inside, you can leave..." [
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favorited 9 times, recently by danthony
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"I agree that Constitutionally, we should not restrict access to firearms. But I also agree that too many handguns out there is not beneficial to our society. Therefore, we need to reduce demand for handguns. Stuff penalties for crimes committed with..." [
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favorited 19 times, recently by banjo_and_the_pork, allkindsoftime, Shepherd, Paid In Full, LucretiusJones, dopeypanda, BrotherCaine, khaibit, blasdelf, cryosis, lalochezia, dirtynumbangelboy, Navelgazer, Greg Nog, kuujjuarapik, Richard Daly, saulgoodman, jtron, the_bone
3 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"My new hammock has just arrived. I hope to mount it on rollerskates and be pulled by a team of dogs I have trained just for this purpose. I shall have other dogs that fetch me beer and slippers. Still others shall sing me songs of their native lands...." [
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favorited 4 times, recently by cryosis, A dead Quaker, Blazecock Pileon, Sys Rq
4 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"My reply, written in fluent BunkMcNultiese:
Fuck? Motherfucker. Fuckity fuck. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck-fuck, Motherfucker. Fucking fuck in Fucktown, Fuckland. Motherfucker fucks a fuckton of fuckwads on fucking fuck motherfuckers. Fuck fucking fuck fuck..." [
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favorited 6 times, recently by tehloki
4 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Most of the replies seem to follow this same basic logic:
1) Arrive in past. Know you are awesome and handsome because of your better diet.
2) Use your awesomeness to meet king. If threatened, breakdance.
3) Impress king with..." [
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favorited 55 times, recently by CunningLinguist, Twicketface, EarBucket
4 weeks ago
Ask comment:
"So at the reception following a friend's wedding, the father of the groom wanders over to me while I'm in the midst of tying one on. The groom has a German grandmother and with my two semesters of German 121 under my belt, it's my job to keep her..." [
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favorited 43 times, recently by pardonyou?
4 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"And you can't wrap up PDFs of your custom made Minnie Mouse as Samus Aran porn enthusiast magazine to give to your mom for Christmas.
I mean, you could copy the PDFs to disk and wrap those up, but then she'd be all like 'What are these? Coasters?'..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by gomichild, dirtynumbangelboy, drezdn
Last month
MeFi comment:
"Now where is my two-liter Shasta and my all-Rush mix tape?
Dude, the amount of cash I've put down on used Best Of... CDs from bands featured on Rock Band is no laughing matter. Boston, Rush, Foreigner, Deep Purple... There comes a point when..." [
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favorited 6 times, recently by artifarce
Last month
MeFi comment:
"Due to poor genetics, I am what could kindly be called a "Luigi Player." I am sure many of you know my ilk. We're the eternal Player 2s of game play, the ones you pass the controller to after you just ran through Worlds 1-1 to 5-3 without..." [
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favorited 18 times, recently by artifarce
Last month
MeFi comment:
"A friend of mine went to see Neil Gaiman speak shortly before seeing Crystal Skull for the first time. He saw the movie again with me and told me what Gaiman talked about and how that affected his expectations for the film.
Gaiman was talking..." [
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favorited 7 times, recently by skoosh, galactain, jlbartosa, djeo, teraflop, MrVisible, Pendragon
Last month
MeFi comment:
"This was a good post
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
the links' quality.
Metafilter
We post what we want
because we can.
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are banned.
But there's no use flaming..." [
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favorited 33 times, recently by pxe2000
Last month
MeFi comment:
"While in England, the wife and I were introduced to the "Angry Whopper" which in addition to jalapenos and spicy cheddar cheese had all together more personification than we wanted in a burger. So we spent the rest of our trip coming up..." [
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favorited 15 times, recently by Dr-Baa
Last month
Ask comment:
"There's some good magical places too that can produce artifacts. For example, a door taken from the Winchester Mystery House could be used as a gate to the spirit world. Since the house was still being built (as it was for almost 40 years) in 1914,..." [
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favorited 3 times
Last month
MeFi comment:
"I didn't realize you couldn't coast on a fixed gear bike. What happens when you are going down a steep hill?
You spread your legs wide in a silent prayer to St. Groininjurus and let the pedals spin madly. Or at least that's what the messengers do..." [
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favorited 1 time
Last month
MeFi comment:
"But for a true steampunk attribution, you'd need some old gears, brass paint, and no girlfriend. The attribution would be five feet tall and emit a soft series of 'pufts' as the main boiler heated up. Neighborhood orphans would work day and night to..." [
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favorited 1 time
Last month
Ask comment:
"We get most of our hay and treats from Oxbow. Heartily recommended. Every morning, we give the buns a papaya treat to help aid their digestion (and make them love me more than my wife).
Good to hear Iggy made it through the surgery! Here's hoping..." [
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favorited 1 time
Last month
MeFi comment:
"Meanwhile, Disney continues to withhold the names of all the children who mysteriously disappeared from DisneyWorld since 1989. It's amazing how a big pile of money can make officials and even parents 'forget' about a missing child. Sure, sure, they..." [
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favorited 40 times
Last month
MeFi comment:
"Finally, moving target for me to shoot at with my Dr. Angleweiss Pneumatic Velocogun as I cruise at hunting altitude in my Corpus AeroSack*. My Sunday ride is starting to look up!
* I had to upgrade from my previous AeroSack, the Driftopede, after..." [
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favorited 6 times
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