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MeFi post: Scary Bear
...and Those Old Style Gramophones With the Big Horn Where the Sound Comes Out.
oooooooh, now I get it!
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 12:43 PM on June 21, 2006

MeFi post: A Swarm of Angels - A Wikifilm
The Kleptones are on board to do the soundtrack, so that's something.
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 8:20 AM on May 12, 2006

MeFi post: The Death and Life of a Great Person
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posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 9:56 AM on April 25, 2006

MeFi post: i see goatse: iGoatse
No wedding ring?
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 2:19 PM on March 30, 2006

MeFi post: Cops on Myspace
Pigggggggggs Innnnnnnnnn MySpaaaaaaaace
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 1:19 PM on March 30, 2006

MeFi post: Logical Risks
The logic that a 15% chance at 1 million dollars is worth $150,000 is based on the assumption that you get an infinite, or at least statistically significant number of tries at the game.

If it's a one time thing, a sure thing might be the way to go.

I mean, which would you rather have? $500 or an 10^ -19 chance at 1 * 10 ^ 22? If it's a one time only offer.
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 1:07 PM on January 27, 2006

MeFi post: Song Tapper
You could always AxeMe chrominance, it worked for me.
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 10:47 AM on January 11, 2006

MeFi post: bushieaboozinagain?

posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 3:02 PM on September 23, 2005

MeFi post: I wonder how much the fines will be?
A gay person, an imam, a journalist and a Gypsy will take part in the first stages of the project.
What they don't tell you is that that's all one person.
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 2:18 PM on August 18, 2005

MeFi post: DJ Format featuring Abdominal & D-sisive
Why you gotta h8?
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 7:58 PM on August 16, 2005

MeFi post: Angelina Jolie: Cambodian
It is almost as if she is a real hu-man being, driven by a complicated web of emotions, ideals and drives, but whose every decision and action are for some reason broadcast to millions of people.
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 8:11 PM on August 12, 2005

MeFi post: My Favorite Word
quincunux
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 11:27 AM on July 18, 2005

MeFi post: T-22 hours, and counting
excuse me, but a brick strapped to a bomb isn't very advanced science.

Just because you don't understand it, doesn't make it easy. The Shuttle boosters are one of the most complicated machines we (humans) have made.
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 9:43 PM on July 12, 2005

MeFi post: Flickring the London Bombings
stiff upper lip
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 8:32 AM on July 8, 2005

MeFi post: Haiku day, for those outside of the US.
thefin.jpgYou're just counting syllables!
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 10:04 AM on July 5, 2005

MeFi post: James Burns' detached retina
This is great!

Doctors have told me that due to my incredibly poor vision, I'm at risk for a detached retina, and just the threat of it is absolutely terrifying. "I don't want to worry you son, but medical science says that your eyes could basically explode at any time, with no warning, don't forget to get a lollipop from the receptionist on your way out".
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 12:09 PM on June 30, 2005

MeFi post: The art of science
Idiots.
Idiots say science can't be beautiful. I'm sorry, I know it was a rethorical question, but this is a bugbear of mine. It is the worst possible argument against science and I hear it all the damn time, explicitly forwarded by creationists and other ne'er do wells, and implicit in the popular media. "Well maaaaaybe science is techincally right, but my made up ideas are more beautiful." Bosh! Bosh I say!

Consider, which is the more... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 10:03 AM on June 28, 2005
"Well, yeah, ok, but science can't add beauty to the world, only explain things"

Look up at the night sky. What's going on? inconceivably long ago, unbelievably far away, in the heart of a star, two atoms fused together and emitted a photon.

This photon bounced around the star, being absorbed and reemitted for many many years. Eventually it found it's way to the surface of the star and took off through space.... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 10:10 AM on June 28, 2005

MeFi post: Don't Laugh at the D.O.E.
Why are you all mocking this? Kids need to learn that in the real adult world there are no mean people.
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 11:29 AM on June 27, 2005

MeFi post: Internet Group Solves Free Ipod Mystery
pracowity, funniest thing I've read this morning!

Ponzi Scheme
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 8:10 AM on June 26, 2005

MeFi post: Glastonbury is wet
Drity hippies.
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 1:43 PM on June 24, 2005

MeFi post: there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global warming
I've got you half-covered scirurs

posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 11:38 AM on June 23, 2005
Arrrrr, I be sailin' the 7 CFC's
ok, I'm sorry everybody, sciurus made me do it
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 12:11 PM on June 23, 2005

MeFi post: Queeny gets six-gigabyte silver iPod
Damn, her six gig iPod holds 10,000 songs? My 20 gig only holds about 4400 songs. WTF?
Clearly the Queen encodes at 64kbps. (or someone at AFP doesn't know the difference between 6 and 60)
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 2:04 PM on June 17, 2005

MeFi post: The Consciometer
I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said "Life Begins at 40", so I suggest we go with that.
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 2:09 PM on June 14, 2005

MeFi post: Independent World Television
[e.g., AIDS is an acronym; ADD is an abbreviation.]
Ok, , if no one else wants to bite, I will.

An acronym is the concatenation of all the first letters of the important words in a phrase, for example, AIDS, ADD, CNN, AFAIK, LOL.

And abbreviation is a shortening of a word, as in "re" for regarding, or "abbrev" for abbreviation
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 11:23 AM on June 13, 2005

MeFi post: Phil Gordon's Podcasts from WSOP 2005
I was listening to this on the weekend. In the first one I listened to he was recording during the breaks between hands, there was a really funny segment that went something like:
"I just need to double up once, and I'll be in a good position, but I'm not doing too well"
[break]
"Well, I just did great, I [numbers numbers hands numbers numbers players hands numbers] and the euphoria is just... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 8:10 AM on June 13, 2005

MeFi post: Hey you kids, get off my lawn!

Specklet: alopecia has absolutely nothing to do with aging.
The link I posted seems to directly contradict you.

doctor_negative: Well, how does it feel to have used up almost half of your expected life span?
doctor_positive would say I have more than half left!

dilettanti, happy birthday!

agregoli: Wow, he didn't even spell
... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 12:47 PM on May 27, 2005

MeFi post: Dracula, Blogged
May 27th
Current Mood: Drained.
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 7:41 AM on May 26, 2005

MeFi post: your mind
To paraphrase the article: "Look at me! I make wild predictions to get my name in the news!!!"
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 8:10 AM on May 25, 2005

MeFi post: Encyclopedia of Chicago
"You appear to be using Opera, which is not supported by the Encyclopedia of Chicago.
Please, visit the User’s Guide for a list of supported browsers."


Well crap.
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 11:12 AM on May 12, 2005

MeFi post: "I'm a sucker for serial killers."
"[the essay] is still interesting, though short, after all this time."

Just like Teller!
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 8:34 AM on May 2, 2005

MeFi post: Some bristle at facial hair.
Beard you say? (self link).
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 7:20 AM on April 29, 2005

MeFi post: Metafilter is a dense shrubbery.
If they do it that way they must have more process cycles than braincells.

Approx 20,000,000,000 braincells in the avg human brain.

A 2GHz processor generates that many cycles in about 20 seconds(*)... so yeah, they do.

(*)YMMV
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 12:55 PM on April 28, 2005

MeFi post: Still a dick, only now there's two of them

Duh! Superman does not-not have powers on Krypton because everything is harder on Krypton, he get's his powers from EARTH'S YELLOW SUN!

Also, Pepsi Blue comment in 5... 4... 3..
You have uncovered my elaborate scheme to sell more Superman comics from the 60's.
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 8:48 AM on April 26, 2005

MeFi post: Dude Falling
That was pretty good, but it's not a patch on
http://studenthome.nku.edu/~russelljo/flash/dudegettingkickedinthegroin.swf

posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 8:00 AM on April 26, 2005
Also, I think that this is blackface the same way anything longer than it is wide is a phallic symbol and thus an instrument oppression used by the patriarchy
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 8:20 AM on April 26, 2005

MeFi post: Documents suggest Canadian involvement in Arar interrogation
As a Canadian, this (and other recent actions by the RCMP and Citizenship and Immigration) literally enrages me.

If this can happen, what is my citizenship worth? If I'm kidnapped by some other government and deported to a third country for torture, what is my government going to do about it? Sternly worded memo? Be slightly brisk with the ambassador in line at the UN cafeteria? Nothing?
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 2:18 PM on April 22, 2005

MeFi post: [to do: think up weak "choppers" pun]
I really have a hard time seeing the local Harley store as a bulwark in the fight against industrial capitalism.
The last time I was in a Harley Davidson store, they had Harley Davidson branded scented candles.
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 10:57 AM on April 22, 2005

MeFi post: Operation Vibration
These people are trying to solve a problem. And you know how when all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail? Well, when all you have is a...
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 11:51 AM on April 21, 2005

MeFi post: Charging U.S. taxpayers twice for weather forecasts
What I want to know when Americans will finally stand up to Big Weather?
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 10:33 AM on April 21, 2005

MeFi post: People of the United States, why is everyone yelling at you???
You know, I could have taken this as the starting point for a linkalicious post about Unitarianism, doing lots of research and reading, but frankly, that sounded like a lot of work. Hey, it's a laugh right? If it's ok with you, I'll take a mulligan on this one.
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 3:07 PM on April 14, 2005

MeFi post: latera ecfututa
Catullus? The first poet to get his bone on?
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 9:25 AM on April 11, 2005
d'oh, once again I am fooled by the link-per-word post.
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 1:19 PM on April 11, 2005

MeFi post: ...hey...ladies...check...out...my...crotch...
My name is Danjuma Sule, one of the sons of major Gen Gumel Danjuma Sule, The late Nigeria's former minister of mines and power in the regime of the late former Nigeria's military Head of state, Gen Sanni Abacha.He married my mother on the agreement that my mother,Amina Fausat Sule, will maintain her family's name together with her children. Before he died in the German hospital on the 15th of November 1988 where he went to operate on the cancer of the knee, he fixed the Sum of $30,000.000.00 in... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 12:30 PM on April 5, 2005

MeFi post: There's a world going on, underground.
in the early days, mules went below and didn't resurface until they died.

The workers did a brisk clandestine side business in pre-salt-preserved donkey meat after hours too*

*Not true.
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 10:41 AM on April 4, 2005
Sorry NortonDC, I searched for "salt" but that returned too many threads, so I tried "detroit salt" and that returned nothing and thus I thought I was safe.
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 11:21 AM on April 5, 2005

MeFi post: Something else to do with a scalpel.
Stunning.
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 11:39 AM on April 4, 2005

MeFi post: kettlebell hype
Marketing technique:
1. purchase 2 or 3 MF accounts
2. Create slightly wacky product page
3. Use one account to post a "hey, look at this wackiness" link
4. Use other accounts to post "no, seriously, I've used this and it worked" responses

I'm not sayin' this is what's going on... I'm just sayin' is all.
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 9:46 AM on March 31, 2005

MeFi post: Who's cloning who?
Is Berek the only one who has ever wanted to have sex with his clone?

Clone, clone of my own
With it's Y chromosome changed to X
And when we're alone
with my own little clone
we will both think of nothing but sex

-I. Asimov.
posted to MetaFilter by Capn at 12:53 PM on March 29, 2005