This thing is pretty good, thanks. If your technique is anything like mine though you'll want to go to Edit > Preferences first thing and jack the undo levels waaaaay up from the default of 8.
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 5:58 PM on July 23, 2008

Some great mixes for those who are still thirsty:
Kode9 - Sonar Mix
Burial's debut album preview, mixed by Kode9
SPL - Hollowpoint Podcast #2 (dark shit)
2562 - Electronic Explorations set (dubstep/techno convergence)... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 6:14 PM on July 11, 2008

Oops, fixed the link to the Burial mix. And it's actually Hollowpoint Podcast #1 linked there.
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 6:25 PM on July 11, 2008

Gotta second everthing duder1200 said.

Disrupt - Foundation Bit is pure class. I keep coming back to that one. If you don't know, it's kind of like if King Tubby did his work with a Game Boy. If that's not awesome enough on principle alone to get you to pick up the album, lucky for you he releases on Jahtari, a net label that makes everything available free. You may have to dig through some EPs, and the quality is a little off vs the mastering on that Boomkat link, but... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 12:36 AM on July 12, 2008

0 items found for: paula abdul water bottle

T_T

I like the poster, too. Really makes you think about how useful IDs are. If Jim hadn't bought that fifth and rendered it moot in its prime it might have gone on to help MacGyver jimmy a lock, or the professor on Gilligan's Island to build a Zune.

.... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 3:07 PM on May 3, 2008

godsbot: In the context of dongs , I don't understand "." .

sheesh, rtffaq
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 7:41 PM on February 7, 2008

I bought all his albums but didn't friend him on myspace, and the truth is he's putting out a lot better albums than 90% of the competition in the rap game right now, but he's putting out too many of them too quickly. He's gotta give people at least a little time to start missing him. There is such thing as too much of a good thing, even when you're on top of your game.

Raekwon, on the other hand, needs to hurry the hell up with Cuban Linx 2.
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 1:42 AM on February 3, 2008

Best of the web!
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 5:51 PM on December 24, 2007

sub o{$a=shift;return $a.($a%100>=11&&$a%100<>Apologies to the author of that ordinate postfix module.  And to everyone, really.

posted to MetaFilter by moift at 3:07 PM on December 18, 2007

FAIL

sub o{$a=shift;return $a.($a%100>=11&&$a%100<=13?'th':$a%100%10==1?'st':$a%100%10==2?'nd':$a%100%10==3?'rd':'th')};print'Happy '.o($1*1-1987)." birthday, Perl!\n"if localtime=~/Dec\ 18.*(\d{4})/; 

posted to MetaFilter by moift at 3:08 PM on December 18, 2007

SIDEBAR NOW
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 9:30 PM on November 6, 2007

*SIDEBLOG
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 9:31 PM on November 6, 2007

If Kanye West doesn't win this thread, MeFi loses credibility.
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 10:10 PM on November 6, 2007

you can figure it out.

uhhm...
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 9:49 PM on August 1, 2007

My life's work with online German parody coin generators is done. Thanks, crash.
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 9:57 PM on August 1, 2007

This thread is better than the one about library jokes, but still worse than having to sneeze while peeing. 3/10
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 4:01 PM on June 14, 2007

threetwo, all we ask is that you ***source*** your posts. That's just the way things are done in these parts.
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 4:08 PM on June 14, 2007

Tom DeLay was just on MSNBC saying this whole incident could have been prevented if mourners and pallbearers were encouraged to carry concealed stakes.
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 11:06 AM on May 22, 2007

I thought the link was going to be to the Ulysses GIFs (features mrkgnao cat!)
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 11:22 AM on April 3, 2007

CNN is now reporting a second towel theft - one is a shame, but two seems like it must be a coordinated attack to me.
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 3:01 PM on January 31, 2007

T_T
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 9:55 AM on July 28, 2006

But any George Foreman recipes left in there all day would rot, no?
RTFA, that's why it downloads special recipes.
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 10:08 AM on July 28, 2006

We're still years off from the fireware crockpot I think, this is just the momentous first step.
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 10:18 AM on July 28, 2006

If your desk has window access you could probably get chicken delivered through an online grocery service. Marinate it in a big zip-lock, profit, grill it, and blend it into a delicious, convenient, and healthful shake with a desktop blender.
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 11:23 AM on July 28, 2006

The Avalanches did kind of the same thing with reenactments of the samples' production in the video for Frontier Psychiatry.
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 2:41 PM on June 13, 2006

RIP DJ Screw

So young, so talented...
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 3:36 PM on March 5, 2006

double
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 10:50 AM on January 25, 2006

I loved Jackson's new take on Kong's origin (spoiler): "Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys!"
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 12:42 AM on December 18, 2005

no dou
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 3:57 AM on December 5, 2005

For the last fucking time Mr. Hands is not one and the same as the guy from the recent news story and I'm tired of reverting the wiki you shits. The video predates the story by months. Stop abuse.
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 9:34 PM on November 25, 2005

That's not how you vacuum a horse anus noobs :/
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 10:28 PM on November 25, 2005

is the female horse designed to shit directly into its vagina?
If a horse shits directly into its vagina and noone is around, does it make a sound?
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 11:23 PM on November 25, 2005

Ok, but nobody did blogging & suicide like klerck. TT__TT
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 4:54 PM on November 22, 2005

Um, that's just sad.

Hence TT__TT
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 6:59 PM on November 24, 2005

Great post. Tyrian 2000 (PC, runs fine in XP) is really the best side scrolling space shooter ever, considering the variance in difficulty (this genre is always so damn tough!) and the quantity of secrets. Parodius (Requires a SNES emulator) also rates well, both for absurdity and gameplay. Don't attempt to list that directory or you will see things you can't unsee.

In the platform blaster genre, in the same vein as Metroid: Cave Story. This is a Japanese freeware... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 2:19 AM on November 24, 2005

Protip: everything tastes good when you deep fry it. Except the shit they give you at Long John Silvers'. America. :eyeroll:
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 1:53 AM on November 24, 2005

I don't give an iShit.
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 10:26 PM on November 22, 2005

Heroin: Lou Reed, William Burroughs, Iggy Pop, Charlie Parker.
Amphetamines: Judy Garland, Lenny Bruce, and Adolph Hitler.

Just sayin'.

(Also first Godwin itt)
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 9:30 PM on November 22, 2005

Kick ass mp3, thanks.
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 9:11 PM on November 22, 2005

jews hahahaha
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 1:05 AM on November 14, 2005

I've had no luck trying to work this into normal conversation, so I'll just have to brag here:


*flex*
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 1:10 PM on October 26, 2005

DID THEY HAVE TO ESCAPE THINGS IN TELEGRAMS LIKE 'DON'T \STOP THINKING ABOUT TOMORROW STOP' OR WHAT HOW DOES THAT WORK

CAN NE1 ANSWER THIS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW AS WELL TIA
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 12:50 AM on October 22, 2005

U GUYZ SURE DO LEECH A LOT OF IMAGES :HOPEUGOTFIVEBUX:: :CROWNBRAOON:
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 12:54 PM on October 22, 2005

hello, everyone. are we having fun on this uneventful day? I went to this concert and now my ears are ringing.

ANGER MOBEM U R GONA BE SO EMMBBARRASSEDD WEN U REALIZE WUT DIS THREAD IS MEBBE U SHULD RTFT N00BCAKE
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 1:02 PM on October 22, 2005

[QUOTE="KRRRLSON"]AIMING FOR 1000 COMENTS.[/QUOTE]

~~BUMP~~
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 2:37 PM on October 22, 2005

AM I BANNED YET?

YES
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 4:52 PM on October 22, 2005

BUTTS

LOL
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 7:49 PM on October 22, 2005

PHILIDA:
THE GREEKS AND THE JEWS AND THE ARABS AND THE DEVIL KNOWS WHO ELSE FROM ALL THE ENDS OF EUROPE AND DUKE STREET AND THE FOWL MARKET ALL CLUCKING OUTSIDE LARBY SHARANS AND THE POOR DONKEYS SLIPPING HALF ASLEEP AND THE VAGUE FELLOWS IN THE CLOAKS ASLEEP IN THE SHADE ON THE STEPS AND THE BIG WHEELS OF THE CARTS OF THE BULLS AND THE OLD CASTLE THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD YES AND THOSE HANDSOME MOORS ALL IN WHITE AND TURBANS LIKE KINGS ASKING YOU TO SIT DOWN IN THEIR LITTLE BIT OF A... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 7:57 PM on October 22, 2005

NICK DOULGAS YOU ARE THE BILLY BUSH OF THE BLOGOSPHERE
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 11:28 PM on October 22, 2005

CAPS LOCK DAY WAS A FAILURE

THE 9/11 THREAD WAS LONGER AND HAD FUNNIER PICTURES
posted to MetaFilter by moift at 8:11 PM on October 23, 2005