MeFi comment:
"That's serendipitous, ND¢! Did you know that Palin is also the last name of the Republican VP nominee, and that there's been all kinds of talk about starting another thread about her?..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by Pope Guilty, spec80
2 days ago
MeTa comment:
"I'm not sure it's really on a priority list or anything
Well I would like you to get on that as soon as you have a free moment please, cortex. Can we get a shortlist of our current priorities and their rough level of readiness? Remember how we..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by lukemeister
3 days ago
MeTa comment:
"Q: You texty link person! Do you like using these pages?
A: I like it! I like using this linky text!
Q: Are you using these web pages as if it were your profession?
A: YES! I am using this text as a user, very much!..." [
more]
favorited 28 times, recently by =^^=, yohko, okokok, Kimothy, middleclasstool, misha, heresiarch, MythMaker, Monday, stony Monday, TheOnlyCoolTim, oaf, susanbeeswax, merelyglib, Caduceus, Help, I can't stop talking!, thewalledcity, jtron, XMLicious, vers, kuujjuarapik, gubo, reventlov, shmegegge, scody, RussHy, juv3nal, Lemurrhea, jessamyn
4 days ago
Ask comment:
"Drug testing (even if you don't partake) tells you a lot about the corporate mentality." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by jeffburdges
5 days ago
MeTa comment:
""They're for children," smackfu glumly said
Of the limericks we lovingly read
"I'm adult, don't you see,
So much better than thee"
And proceeded to piss in the..." [
more]
favorited 3 times, recently by Heretic
9 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Dmitry, this is a big "fuck you" from Meatbomb, and you can pass that along to your boss Vladimir as well." [
more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Blazecock Pileon
10 days ago
MeFi comment:
"St. Joseph's children's aspirin tasted so, so good to me when I was a kid. It's a wonder I'm still alive." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Metroid Baby
10 days ago
MeFi comment:
"I want none of this adulthood.
I want to second the wonderfullness of Count Chocula and nth the motion for Fun Dip - especially the stick. The sticks for Fun Dip are manufactured by angels, from the milk that flows in the rivers of Paradise...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by dirtdirt
11 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Oh, and God's breath? God's breath smells like Fun Dip stick, with a touch of Count Chocula and a barely discernible undertone of angelpussy. You'll just have to take my word for it...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by BrotherCaine
11 days ago
MeFi comment:
"You may thing the St Ives thing is tough
With the wives and their shitloads of stuff
To avoid any hurt
I'll scream ***SPOILER ALERT***
If you answer "just one", that's..." [
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favorited 7 times, recently by pocketfluff
12 days ago
Ask comment:
"I think a cute way to deal with this would be a little doll / puppet show (this might not be your style, but if you can imagine yourself doing it, I think it could work really well).
So you get two little lego guys, or action figures, or whatever...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by turgid dahlia
12 days ago
Ask comment:
"It's only three weeks, don't add to the drama. Suck it up, count the days, soon she will be gone. Even for a normal / sane person, having to move all your shit twice in three weeks is a tonne of additional stress and hassle. Don't do it...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Ladysin
13 days ago
Ask comment:
"Please do not write him, zuluonline. This was an unfair and manipulative relationship, and you have had your heart toyed with in such a careless way. Mr. Fancypants got lots of sex from his poor little foreigner when he was at home, it worked out..." [
more]
favorited 2 times, recently by Grlnxtdr, Ookseer
13 days ago
MeFi comment:
"My memory isn't so good on specifics, but it seems like African democrats always look like heroes in the first term. Fingers crossed that things turn out different this time...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by nasreddin
13 days ago
MeTa comment:
"Cold Chef, although movement is possible in both the ana and kata directions, I'd prefer we think of this realm as the overworld. Seems a little more classy and less creepy that way...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Rock Steady
13 days ago
MeTa comment:
"I think the use of the superscript can help us all here.
"Wow, did you see what that cuntUK just did?" is no need for offense, but if someone says "I bet you didn't even read the link you stupid cuntUS," then you know they are..." [
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favorited 48 times, recently by zippy, lumensimus, typewriter
2 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"Keep reading and posting to Metafilter - when the Singularity is online this shit will all be sorted out automatically." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by jtron, loquacious
2 weeks ago
Ask comment:
"Mattress stains are good, they prove that you are alive. Sleeping in a wet spot is good. "Wow, it's all wet under me because I just got some. How excellent...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by goodnewsfortheinsane
2 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"I am humbled and honoured to discover that both TPS and the quidnunc kid are my littermates.
There may be better Mefites, but never have so many excellent Mefites been born in one day!
November 18 2004 represent!!!..." [
more]
favorited 1 time, recently by ThePinkSuperhero
2 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Scenario 4 The Itchy Butt
You are sitting in your mom's basement surfing the Internet. Suddenly your butt starts to itch. If you shift yourself to scratch it, you will disturb the kitty, who is peacefully sleeping in your lap. Do you scratch..." [
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favorited 20 times, recently by aeschenkarnos
2 weeks ago
Ask comment:
"If you shave your head you needn't wash your hair.
If you grow a beard you needn't shave every day.
If you go commando, and wear sandals, that's three less items of clothing you need to fuck about with...." [
more]
favorited 2 times, recently by starzero, By The Grace of God
2 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Since Russia invaded Georgia and occupied the separatist enclaves of South Ossetia and Abkhazia, looters and armed gangs in uniform — many of them apparently Ossetians, Chechens and Cossacks — have operated behind the army’s path, ransacking villages..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by orthogonality
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"The first Nils Olav, named after King Olav V, Norway's regent at the time, died in the 1980s with a young penguin inheriting his name and rank.
That's ridiculous. It's not even the same fucking penguin!..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by phrontist, Who_Am_I, gubo
3 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"I knew it had to be Citizen Premier; my neck nipples bulged and throbbed just so. Only his karmic energy tweaked them like this. I scratched and twiddled the fullest of them, their taut bulging skin giving in to thankful release. As I milked their..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by BrotherCaine, Skorgu, Citizen Premier
3 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"I have a really sad story I want to share. My Kyrgyz wife was severely beaten by her first husband, a police officer. He beat her because his dad beat his mom, I guess, and that's the way things go in Kyrgyzstan.
Being a policeman he was allowed..." [
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favorited 8 times, recently by Liosliath, psyche7, doctor_negative, ignignokt, hecho de la basura, loquacious, horsemuth, padraigin
3 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"I apologize for suggesting that we kill and eat Nicky.
I apologize for saying that other bad thing in that other thread.
And most of all, I apologize for being an attention whore and trying to derail WCityMike's thread by making my own apologies..." [
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favorited 6 times, recently by Reverend John, bardic, KAS, nickyskye, kosem, grouse
4 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"You'd do well with less typing and possibly enrolling in some Cultural Communication or Women's Studies classes.
Yeah, the problem is he just doesn't understand؟ If only he learned the truth about how wrong he is؟
Please tell me this was meant..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by merelyglib, grobstein
4 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
""Why?"
"Dying is what makes us people. If we didn't die, it wouldn't be the same. Life ends, and that's called death. We don't stay forever. Some day you will be a big person like me, and then you will get old, like Mr. Hooper was,..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by deafmute, Miko
4 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"Matt, we all want this. Let us do it like this. Why aren't we trusted to do this? If it is a security issue, let people with long posting histories do this. I want to do this. If my sister TPS can have this it is not fair that I don't have this...." [
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favorited 20 times, recently by jayder, flatluigi, Pope Guilty, schyler523, Pants!, theiconoclast31, lizzicide, Stylus Happenstance, Gary, By The Grace of God, scrump, Ambrosia Voyeur, suedehead, shmegegge, shiu mai baby, ColdChef, Science!, TheOnlyCoolTim, ThePinkSuperhero, Mitheral
Last month
MeFi comment:
"Absolutely insane. If they are going for a cultural victory they've got to switch from theocracy and vassalage to free speech and free religion." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Kattullus
Last month
MeTa comment:
"Cortex, we all want this. Let us do it like this. Why aren't we trusted to do this? If it is a security issue, let people with long posting histories do this. I want to do this. If my sister TPS can have this it is not fair that I don't have..." [
more]
favorited 2 times, recently by suedehead, ColdChef
Last month
MeFi comment:
"More text flashes before a modern 15-year-old's eyes in a day, than in weeks, maybe months, of her grandparents' lives at the same age.
My emphasis. I was happy to read this article. Actually, I was happy to find that this was a topic brought up..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by not_that_epiphanius, peacay, enn
Last month
Ask post:
Converting to Judaism, but secular / atheist?
favorited 14 times, recently by hototogisu, sara is disenchanted, booknerd, kosem, Trekoni, briand864, JimN2TAW, Sys Rq, gally99, Teh Bean, Bardolph, Phalene, Cat Pie Hurts, paultopia
Last month