MeTa comment:
"Hello? Is not the clue in the name? This user is THINKING. Dude's name is not Meposts, Mecomments, Me-asks-mefi, Me-rocks-out, or Mejobs-it-up. Dude is like, THINKING. Most of you people never had a goddamn thought in your lives that you didn't..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by iconomy, lukemeister
2 minutes ago
MeFi comment:
"I saw Ms. Hynde (accompanied by another guitarist, whose name I do not wish to recall) play a benefit for Save the Rhino in London, a couple months back, and she was by far the best thing on the stage (the MC, in particular, was terrible). Bill..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by lattiboy, Smart Dalek
more than 12 hours ago
MeFi comment:
"Piffle! When one magnifies the very words of the culprit, bleated out in his own defence, one sees other, more fanciful sentences, sprouting off each letter, in all directions!
To whit – looked at under higher resolutions, the upper left hand..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by lalochezia, ~
2 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Be careful what you wish for - that's all I'll say. My wife and I were given a mandlebrot dinner set as a wedding present, and it's absolutely useless. You can't serve soup in a bowl with a finite surface area but infinite volume - our lobster..." [
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favorited 25 times, recently by lalochezia, gadavis, mrnutty, Blazecock Pileon, Iridic, justsomebodythatyouusedtoknow, tehloki, ~, Chunder, MythMaker, dirtynumbangelboy, myopicman, gamera, meinvt, reynaert, Talez, darkripper, signal, chrismear, elephantday, theCroft, xchmp, DreamerFi, Jimbob, jfrancis
2 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"Dear AskMe,
I've been in my current job now for almost 8 years, and I really feel that other people don't respect my work. [MORE INSIDE]
I made a lot of changes when I came in, and really tried to push through some radical approaches to things...." [
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favorited 5 times, recently by WCityMike, Solon and Thanks, matildaben, jb, mygothlaundry
2 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"I actually had a problem very similar to the issue under discussion. I've got these two friends, Russ and George, who were always fighting with one another. Russ was a big guy, so he would usually win when it came to blows, and George was always..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by axon, Pope Guilty, nasreddin
2 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Oh, blast it, twoleftfeet! You're really a good chap - I guess I've just jolly well gone and thrown it. Do accept my apologies for getting all stuffy, old boy.
To tell the truth, Abigail and I have been having some troubles of late - she caught..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by eritain, ~, atrazine
2 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"Q: Will I win $30,000,000 in the lottery tomorrow? Please only post positive answers.
Q: I need to write a PhD thesis in molecular chemistry from scratch by 8.00 am tomorrow. Only HELPFUL answers, please!
Q: I'm looking for you personally to..." [
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favorited 9 times, recently by nonmerci, goshling, alicetiara, gsteff, theclaw, Sidhedevil, middleclasstool, Solon and Thanks, jamesonandwater
2 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Oh yes, twoleftfeet - "busy meditating on the vast panoply of visual delights that comes with infinite iteration of quaternions," you claim.
But we all saw you ACTUALLY contemplating her ample bosom over the cheese course.
By..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by ~
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"I'm selling advertising space in my McDONALDS - I'M LOVING IT! MeFi comments now, and I find that it's a great way to A diamond is forever - DeBeers open up new revenue streams that support my webcontent Friends don’t let friends drive drunk. A..." [
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favorited 15 times, recently by tehloki, zippy, sgt.serenity, Kimothy, marble, liza, SeanMac, Ryvar, meech, Pope Guilty, lord_wolf, cjorgensen, three blind mice, the dief, chuckdarwin
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Thanks for spoiling this for everyone. How the fuck can I watch this movie now that I know that the "Boy in the Striped Pajamas" is actually - A GIRL!?
Yes, 12 year-old Polly Pooperstrasse runs away from home to join the circus. But..." [
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favorited 9 times, recently by Dr.Pill, FatherDagon, nasreddin, cjorgensen, KokuRyu, The Light Fantastic, thivaia, slater, chuckdarwin
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Large Hadron Collider too small, say experts
Controversy broke out in the scientific world today, with rival experts shooting opposing arguments out of their mouths at 99.99999% of the speed of light and around a circular path the size of Provence..." [
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favorited 16 times, recently by the_bone, Kronos_to_Earth, rocket88, axon, melissa may, tehloki, Ritchie, hototogisu, burnmp3s, Asymptote, hincandenza, lekvar, jtron, concreteforest, Reverend John, Atom Eyes
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"I think that anyone who believes in an imaginary being, no matter what its name is, should be labeled mentally ill.
It's hardly radical to state what a left-wing, anti-religious place MeFi is - it's actually the reason I stopped coming here. But,..." [
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favorited 5 times, recently by Divine_Wino, gubo, adamdschneider, johnasdf, benzenedream
Last month
MeFi comment:
"I hate kids just as much as anyone, but that doesn't mean they're not right sometimes
Oh really? Well I've only got two words for you: go fuck yourself.
Right ... that's actually three words. So try these two words on for size: bugfucker...." [
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favorited 35 times, recently by quincepuppet, Jofus, schyler523, melissa may
Last month
MeFi comment:
"Temporary autism is but one small step away from a range of recreational diseases for fun and profit.
"I was planning a trip to India, and really wanted the full native experience. And the money I made begging meant that my temporary leprosy..." [
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favorited 23 times, recently by UbuRoivas, erpava, arha, Pope Guilty, lumensimus, fuq, Tesseractive, quin, middleclasstool, Sangermaine, redfisch, mitzyjalapeno, Deathalicious, concreteforest, CheeseDigestsAll, miss lynnster, arto, nooneyouknow, symbioid, pyramid termite, sperose, Hildegarde, BrotherCaine
Last month
MeFi comment:
"Barack Obama and John McCain. Two men of God. Two brothers in His sight. But now, brother is pitted against brother. And this November, God has to choose one - and only one - to be his representative on Earth. Both have asked for His blessing -..." [
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favorited 9 times, recently by jlbartosa, melissa may, Reverend John, monocot, trip and a half, romakimmy, middleclasstool, ymgve, homunculus
2 months ago
MeTa comment:
"I'd like this comment to be "anonymised", because I'm typing it while fucking a goat. Thanks." [
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favorited 9 times, recently by Rock Steady, ikkyu2, KokuRyu, spaceman_spiff, Free word order!, saraswati, roofus, Nick Verstayne, imperium
2 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Highly relevant post, especially when America still celebrates a holiday called "Make Martin Luther King Day".
Why you people want to disband your glorious republic and make a racist german guy your King has always been a mystery to me -..." [
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favorited 6 times, recently by Jahaza, enn, Lentrohamsanin, nasreddin, grubi, grobstein
2 months ago
MeFi comment:
"ON YOUR SPECIAL DAY
"You've worked so darn hard
For such a long time!
And now that you've "made it"
I'm sure you'll do fine!
Your ticket's got no chance in Hell
Without my participation -
Still - congratulations on..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by not_on_display
3 months ago
MeTa comment:
"Disgusting. Once again the MeFi Oligarchy appoints one of their cronies to a position of unlimited power in total secrecy, laughing in the face of necessary checks and making rude hand gestures at traditional balances.
And what do we know about..." [
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favorited 31 times, recently by papafrita, humanfont, scrump, clearlydemon, pete0r, spiderwire, GuyZero, Dillonlikescookies, Horselover Fat, RussHy, milestogo, lucien, h00py, finite, shinynewnick, flibbertigibbet, punchdrunkhistory, allkindsoftime, Malor, nasreddin, mostlymartha, sgt.serenity, loquacious, painquale, Phire, arcticwoman, tomboko, lukemeister, ikkyu2, BrotherFeldspar, fourcheesemac
4 months ago
MeFi comment:
"we'll know she recognizes herself in the mirror
Just to add my thoughts on this mirror topic: it's actually been quite a while since I recognised myself in the mirror. As far as I recall, I'm a strapping young lad of 18 years old, with a song in..." [
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favorited 8 times, recently by subgear
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"No, that's not right ... his paintings are shit too. OK, I think that means that the inconsistency here must be between Hitler, who was a complete jerk in every department, and me - obviously some kind of world's ultimate genius or something...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by hjo3
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"I have mixed feelings about Burroughs.
It IS disconcerting when we are faced with such a dichotomy between a person's art and their life, hj03. I personally find it quite troubling in the case of Hitler, who was a TERRIBLE artist, but otherwise a..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by yonation
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"What a moran. Accurately replicating even the smallest trace of an human being - created in God's image and endowed with complex rationality - is simply impossible for sinful fools such as we...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by fuq
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"MINUTES OF GALACTIC BOARD MEETING
1. Update on takeover of Milky Way by Andromeda galaxy. Staffing issues discussed, agreed that this was a good chance to get rid of embarrasingly-named Uranus. Memo entitled "We're firing Uranus" to..." [
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favorited 4 times, recently by jamjam, DU, Kattullus, languagehat
5 months ago
MeTa comment:
"cosmis osmo, you are asking why your questions suck: if you get any good answers here then it's obvious you don't need any advice about asking questions and you're wasting our time. But if you don't get any relevant answers here, then you've wasted..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by fishfucker
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"I'm actually working on a similar scheme, "the Open Source Child-Hugging project". Parents are encouraged to wear one of our freely distributed T-shirts - one kind reads: "Yes, Please Hug My Child!" and I'm working on getting the..." [
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favorited 1 time
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Well I welcome any and all research into the sham athiest science of "Darwinism", and I'm glad that people are finally starting to recognise that the intelligent design of toxic plants, malaria, leprosy, flesh-eating bacteria and ravenous..." [
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favorited 5 times
5 months ago
MeTa comment:
"Try this Cool MeFi Hack!
You will need:
- a pencil.
- some paper.
- some string.
- some sticky tape.
METHOD
1. Tie the string around the end of the pencil. If you have no experience of knots, ask an adult to help you.
2. With some..." [
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favorited 18 times
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Of course many persons lined the flame's route through London's streets, and I myself was one of these - allow me, I beg you, to tell my story of that fateful day.
All throughout the dim and frosty morning I had waited out my place. I was stood..." [
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favorited 4 times
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"The flowers are losing their scent
The buzz of bees is diminishing
The stock of the forest is spent
The banquet of fish is finishing
The glaciers are melting and dying
The frogs are all covered in mould
The birds have given up flying
The..." [
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favorited 30 times
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"New patented soul test! Doth thou have soul? Look unto mine child and fill thine ear with his hymn unto the LORD. Then should thee have soul, thy soul will cause thee to bless mine child before the LORD. Should, however, thee lack soul, thou..." [
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favorited 7 times
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"in which languagehat will bless it and tell you that it's now part of the English language
Oh, so that's your game, eh? languagehat performs his anti-papal office and suddenly it's OK to tax me, click by click! You linguinists DISGUST me, what..." [
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favorited 2 times
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"QUENTIN BRYCE: EXECUTIVE AUTHORITY
SHE was a fiesty, two-fisted federal official whose no-nonsense approach to her gubernatorial duties ruffled feathers in the highest levels of government.
"Goddammit, Bryce! I told you to exercise..." [
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favorited 2 times
5 months ago
MeTa comment:
"Thank you for your metatalk post! Your metatalk post is important to us! All of our vituperitive assholes are currently busy but your metatalk post has been placed in a queue and will be dealt with by the first available snide, arrogant harpy!..." [
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favorited 95 times
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"unlike males, prone to making assumptions, women processed all available information when making decisions
BULLSHIT. When I got caught balling my wife's sister, she immediately starting yelling and throwing stuff at me, despite my calm..." [
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favorited 9 times
5 months ago
Ask comment:
"This may not be the most orthodox technique, but why not do what I do and stick a bottle of Vodka by the computer, and take a little hit, say, after every sentence?
Soon you'll find that yer writing style flows a lot more naturally.
Its..." [
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favorited 1 time
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"You need to read that comment again, Stav. And double check who posted it.
Preposterous! It's standard procedure to read each comment only once and then release one's zombie army upon the commentator or commentatoress as the case may be, while..." [
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favorited 1 time
6 months ago
MeFi comment:
"O.K., I'll give you military information if you will take me to the hospital.
- At last you will tell us your military secrets, John McCain! So - please begin!
OK - take this down. Salt, pepper, paprika, oregano ...
- Ah, this is some kind..." [
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favorited 3 times
6 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Friday Night with Günter Verheugen
The European Commissioner for Enterprise and Industry will delight audiences again in March with an exciting line up of Hollywood stars speaking about their ideas for economic progress through innovation and..." [
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favorited 17 times
6 months ago
MeTa comment:
"Help, my own face to my asshole is carefully stuck, againly!" [
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favorited 1 time
6 months ago
MeTa comment:
""Greasemonkey for non-Firefox browsers" - ?
I don't mean to alarm you nerds, but does it ever occur to you that your arcane computer-talk is becoming dangerously exciting for all those uncontrollable bestiality fetishists out there?..." [
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favorited 1 time
6 months ago
MeTa comment:
"Well well well, if it isn't Abiezer - who, when once a jolly swagman, camped by my billabong, under the shade of my coolabah tree! I remember how we sang as we watched and waited 'til your billy boiled, Abeizer. And then you put on that dress and..." [
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favorited 3 times
6 months ago
MeFi comment:
"My pet peeve is when someone says "hack-hack-hack-pyow-hack-hack-pyow". I know potty-nosed monkey language is constantly evolving (or whatever the hell it is that languagehat claims) but I just think that it makes the caller sound stupid...." [
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favorited 21 times
6 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Pardon me for not joining in your reactionary group-think, MetaWhiner - but I honestly don't see what the problem with this is. All but one of these kids look really happy to be portrayed in this way...." [
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favorited 5 times
6 months ago
