MeFi comment:
"Is it that hard to get laid these days?
It ain't hard to cook a meal, either, but you don't see McDonald's struggling to hang on." [
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favorited 25 times, recently by Edgewise, monkeymike, dismas, math, chunking express, freshwater_pr0n, fuzzypantalones, Forktine, humannaire, malaprohibita, imperium, elpapacito, Nattie, Pope Guilty, krautland, tehloki, Senor Cardgage, sperose, Bookhouse, interiority, kittens for breakfast, aeschenkarnos, Extopalopaketle, Science!, youcancallmeal
43 minutes ago
MeTa comment:
"It's instant gratification, instant self-indulgence, instant celebrity, instantly YOU. Share your life stream...
Doesn't anyone just jerk off anymore?..." [
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favorited 9 times, recently by Dr-Baa, self, BrotherCaine, Nattie, chrisamiller, Inspector.Gadget, penduluum, An Infinity Of Monkeys, Mister_A
2 ¾ hours ago
MeFi post:
Ronsheim's lectures on 20th century music
favorited 55 times, recently by clawtros, blindcarboncopy, bach, pantufla, By The Grace of God, fondle, dog food sugar, BobsterLobster, mendel, froggmaiden, antiform, BrotherCaine, littleredwagon, numinous, schroedinger, monkey closet, jokeefe, penduluum, LobsterMitten, scblackman, horsewithnoname, dlanznar, Minus215Cee, nicolin, bodywithoutorgans, Saxon Kane, dyoneo, anoirmarie, invitapriore, j-dawg, owtytrof, speicus, sluglicker, khaibit, Lentrohamsanin, oozy rat in a sanitary zoo, wittgenstein
2 days ago
MeFi comment:
"This isn't technically statistics-related but if I ever catch someone within kicking distance referring to the change between two discrete data points as an "exponential increase", I will - ooh, I can work in some probability here after all..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by hattifattener, Lesser Shrew, Westringia F.
2 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Fig Newtons are great, but they are at their best with honey slathered on top.
Honey is OK. Have you ever had them atop a mound of the desecrated bodies of your enemies?..." [
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favorited 12 times, recently by woebot, hal9k, zardoz, reventlov, tehloki, exlotuseater, Kimothy, Baby_Balrog, MythMaker, LittleMissCranky, kosem, kingbenny
2 days ago
MeTa comment:
"One steaming pony dump, coming right up." [
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favorited 9 times, recently by avocet, Pants!, brundlefly, koeselitz, Pope Guilty, Effigy2000, pjern, cowbellemoo, davejay
3 days ago
MeFi comment:
"WHAT THE+ FUCK ------ MATT
(Solvable, not uniquely, in base 10.)" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by tehloki
3 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Honey I Blew Up the Karate Kid Part II
Supergirl + Superman = Supermanergirl
I'm sorry. This is is killing me. Really stopping now." [
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favorited 4 times, recently by waraw, tehloki, Korou, JHarris
4 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Why are viola players always the butt of the joke in the orchestra?
(One) literal answer to this is because, in school orchestras, less-talented string players are often steered into the viola section because the inner part writing in a lot of..." [
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favorited 4 times, recently by Arthur Dent, eclectist, sebastienbailard, darkripper
5 days ago
MeFi comment:
"I love the ones where it actually interpolates one word into the middle of another one:
Cocktail + Cocoon =Cocoonktail
OK. Stopping now." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by JHarris, roll truck roll
5 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Fiddler Born on the 4th of July the Roof
It must have caught me in just the right mood, because I have actually got tears streaming down my face at some of these...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by JHarris
5 days ago
MeFi comment:
"I'll buy the movie rights to vi, if any of you people out there want to sell it.
90% of viewers would never figure out how to leave the theatre." [
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favorited 24 times, recently by mge, adamk, khaibit, Reto, Jimbob, paullelujah, The Shiny Thing, barnacles, minervous, claudius, phrontist, cj_, bonaldi, kid ichorous, twl, orthogonality, Pope Guilty, cyrusdogstar, HaloMan, doctor_negative, sleslie, l33tpolicywonk, zixyer, pmdboi
6 days ago
MeFi comment:
"It's like when Calvin and Hobbes ended.
TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW." [
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favorited 13 times, recently by ZakDaddy, skoosh, tehloki, Melismata, lupus_yonderboy, tzikeh, Hello Dad, I'm in Jail, shiu mai baby, mbd1mbd1, ao4047, A Long and Troublesome Lameness, scody, jmdodd
6 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Inviting people to talk about stuff they liked / didn't like is (like) magic formula #1 for getting a bazillion comments on your blog, isn't it?" [
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favorited 3 times, recently by Monochrome, chuckdarwin, jtron
8 days ago
MeFi comment:
"One of the joys of sport, like music, is the chance for a shared experience that transcends language barriers. But I suppose you can always deliberately cripple it to prevent that feature. It wouldn't have occurred to me...." [
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favorited 6 times, recently by skoosh, cashman, rtha, peacheater, stevis23, Malor
8 days ago
MeFi comment:
"I just clicked through to the Welcome to the Jungle article, and I think that "As Axl Rose purportedly makes final preparations to put out Chinese Democracy any minute now," should see widespread adoption as a general-purpose lede for..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Monday, stony Monday
8 days ago
MeFi comment:
"The War with the Newts
I can't read that without thinking "Fink-Nottle."" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by everichon
9 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Catherine's manner was famously snide
Poor servants! She'd chasten and chide
But for pleasures equine
She would gladly recline
She was prone, either way, to..." [
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favorited 4 times, recently by misha
11 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Feisty felons whose heists are revered
Sovereign souls that society cheered
Either way, please admit
That your rule is forfeit
English vowels, let's be honest, are..." [
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favorited 9 times, recently by misha
11 days ago
MeTa comment:
"it's close and it's round so hooray!
I observe a lot of relationships are predicated on this very principle, leading, as a matter of fact, to subsequent, hopelessly muddled AskMetafilter questions...." [
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favorited 4 times
13 days ago
MeTa comment:
"OK, how do I find out what video "wanna c me turn into a wolf go to my profile watch my vid tanx" came from?" [
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favorited 1 time
2 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"I don't know what to make of the fact that we use axes on threads and comments, but hammers on users.
You're apparently some sort of clerics." [
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favorited 4 times
2 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"The flag was both for the weak post and the gyobbery in the more inside part." [
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favorited 1 time
2 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"I bet that fellow let out a few F naturals when it happened." [
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favorited 26 times
2 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"It's one of those things like the repulsively pervasive "om nom" garbage that is merely a placeholder certain people use to indicate that they wish to be making noise, and can't be stopped from doing so, but haven't any actual signals..." [
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favorited 10 times
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"We've done Infocom like a zillion times on here, so I have only two things to note at the moment:
I still have a Pool of Radiance code wheel, and
If you're looking for a good modern-era text adventure, join me in suffering the cranial abuse that..." [
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favorited 1 time
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"To which the correct response is, "They're selling like custom-made wooden pens on the internet."" [
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favorited 4 times
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"I was in Baltimore when he was having a get-together to watch his Jeopardy appearance. He introduced me to his parents as Wolfdog, when they sat down next to me, and they called me Wolfie all evening. Good people, I thought.
Also I was once..." [
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favorited 1 time
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"That dog, I might add, had exactly the sort of unimpressed-with-the-world look that northern breeds in general tend to specialize in, but particularly those who are well aware that they could, in a moment of boredom or even a mere moment of..." [
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favorited 3 times
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"One of my favorite things I ever heard at the vet's office was from a little old lady with an enormous malamute or possibly a malamute-grizzly mix. Big old dog. Anyway, the conversation went like this:
--So what's the matter with him?
--I think..." [
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favorited 3 times
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"I get not so much Garrison Keillor from the Tupperware one, but lots and lots and lots of Ayn Rand." [
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favorited 1 time
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"they hate the idea of being marketed to
About the same way Br'er Rabbit hated the idea of getting thrown in that briar patch." [
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favorited 3 times
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"So is the world going to end, like, immediately, or do I have time to eat some supper yet?" [
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favorited 1 time
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"A sled lady in the Iditarod
Faced cold like the wrath of a bitter god.
So one night she curled up
With her warm husky pups,
And it turned out they perfectly fit her bod...." [
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favorited 1 time
4 weeks ago
