Ask comment:
"So there's the Ladder Theory, which, let's face it, applies to most women (they don't want to endanger the friendship with a man by sleeping with him).
Hahahahaha! No. Women don't want to sleep with men they're not interested in sleeping with...." [
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favorited 8 times, recently by Salamandrous, The Toad, Nattie, teleri025, nasreddin, Sidhedevil, ClaudiaCenter, twiki
Almost 5 hours ago
MeFi comment:
"And I will donate ten trillion grillion dollars! To each candidate in every party! I'm writing the large cardboard checks right now." [
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favorited 20 times, recently by ValkoSipuliSuola, Lentrohamsanin, BrotherCaine, minifigs, kosher_jenny, cashman, bitter-girl.com, penduluum, Divine_Wino, shitcock, EarBucket, yeti, Perplexity, onlyconnect, delmoi, Shepherd, clearly, dawson, nasreddin, scody
11 hours ago
MeFi comment:
"I am going to pledge... Who's with me?
Not me, and I think you're being nasty. We're having a discussion here. If you don't want to be involved, I'm sure there's some campaigning you could go do somewhere...." [
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favorited 9 times, recently by DevilsAdvocate, Snyder, cashman, ryanrs, Crabby Appleton, onlyconnect, XMLicious, josher71, agregoli
more than 12 hours ago
MeFi comment:
"If Barack Obama was everything he was right this minute with the exception of one thing-and that thing being that he was prolife-just that ONE THING.... Would you all still support him? Vote for him? Campaign for him?
Sure- I'm not a one issue..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by contessa, lord_wolf
Yesterday
Ask comment:
"Very calmly and coldly say, Oh really? I happen to think very highly of Mr. X. The burn of your disapproval will hurt far worse than any playground insult ever could...." [
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favorited 9 times, recently by sondrialiac, konolia, lampoil, inatizzy, DevilsAdvocate, 913, PhoBWanKenobi, Liosliath, grouse
2 days ago
Ask comment:
"Is there a good, slightly more concise and less rude way to say, "Hi, I like you as a person, but I don't want to have you as a girlfriend, but I would like to explore myself sexually through you, and I think that you'd like to help both of us..." [
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favorited 33 times, recently by ®@, iminurmefi, gladly, Help, I can't stop talking!, littlelebowskiurbanachiever, The Gooch, palmcorder_yajna, rusty, Stynxno, smich, Forktine, Phalene, MythMaker, jayder, rio, goshling, fishfucker, littlerobothead, flibbertigibbet, ifjuly, nooneyouknow, nasreddin, Nattie, letitrain, AlisonM, Inspector.Gadget, pullayup, rdc, fairytale of los angeles, posadnitsa, Mephisto, Fiasco da Gama, Solon and Thanks
2 days ago
MeFi comment:
"PS-most adorable shot of the night? Trig's six year old sister licking her hand and smoothing down her baby brother's hair. That is a nonpartisan Cute Overload moment.
Seriously, I think my ovaries exploded...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by brain_drain
2 days ago
Ask comment:
"She's taken acting classes and programs before, but her shyness seemed to get in the way and she was consistently picked for the smaller roles
Acting is not a competition- there are always bigger roles, better shows, more talented people. There..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by Ira_, JustKeepSwimming
3 days ago
Ask comment:
"If she doesn't want to accept, she won't cash the check.
Ha! If I were in her shoes, you better believe I'd cash that fucking check, so you better be careful. Like others say, I think it's best for you to leave her alone...." [
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favorited 4 times, recently by palomar, Liosliath, Wilder, litlnemo
3 days ago
MeFi comment:
"For the love of all things sacred in this world, I am begging you folks: please, please, please drop this horseshit conversation about Palin's pregnancy and what she may or may not have done. It has fuck-all to do with her ability (or gross lack..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by interrobang, delmoi
5 days ago
Ask comment:
"So...how do I let my boyfriend know that I support his decision to take a break while letting him know that I'm the girl for him?
Unfortunately, dear, you just got dumped. You are no longer the girl for him. That's why he dumped you. So there..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by CtrlAltDelete, winna
5 days ago
Ask comment:
"When I was single, I always noticed that it was after I went out with someone that more dates flowed in. So, when things were dry, I would scrounge up a date, or even just a smooch, any way I could. Always managed to get things started...." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by oceanview
5 days ago
MeFi comment:
"My favorite part was definitely "What about the complication of trying to make everyone understand her breastfeeding for two years (what every kid deserves, at the least, imho)". Yes, how could a woman make "other people"..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by peacheater
6 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Yes, but they tend to take maternity leaves to do it. Does the office have a provision for that? What if there's a war on at the time?
I wonder if elected officials are covered by the Familiy and Medical Leave Act? Anyone know?
Beyond that..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by peacheater, ColdChef
6 days ago
MeFi comment:
"You realize you are essentially questioning if a woman can be president or VP because she might get preggers, right?
No kidding. Yes, being Vice President or President is stressful. I don't know of any job that isn't stressful (and if there is a..." [
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favorited 4 times, recently by peacheater, nuclear_soup, aclevername, Nattie
6 days ago
MeFi comment:
"What the fuck is Hillary Clinton supposed to do at this point, exactly?
I'm pretty well convinced that no matter what she does or how hard she works, plenty of people will be ready to blame her first if Obama loses November. And that will be..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Caduceus
7 days ago
MeFi comment:
"I just don't believe anyone can watch that video and say, no, he's not giving her the middle finger. I see, with my own eyes, him giving her the finger. Are people watching the same videos, or are they just letting their love of Obama overtake..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Brian B.
8 days ago
MeTa comment:
"Or are they "art?" Because they don't look a lot like art to me.
Handy guide:
Naked woman, looking at camera, fake boobs: Porn
Naked woman, looking away from camera, real boobs:..." [
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favorited 18 times, recently by nasreddin
8 days ago
MeFi comment:
"The aim of Self-Portrait Challenge is to create an online community of people participating in a continuous artistic self-expressive art project display of narcissism...." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by nasreddin, johnj, alidarbac
8 days ago
Ask comment:
"I'm an atheist liberal eco-friendly vegetarian tech nerd who doesn't drink, smoke, or do drugs.
Guess what? None of those things make you better than other people. None of those things make some people more worthy of your respect than others...." [
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favorited 17 times, recently by woebot
8 days ago
Ask comment:
"I normally say, "He's not working right now due to a health problem," and when they then (inevitably) ask, "Well, what did he do before?"
I think this is where you can head off most of these questions at the pass. Miss..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by A Terrible Llama, genmonster
8 days ago
Ask comment:
"This is why I suggest doing something where you WILL see the friend-prospects again, like a book club or a volunteer activity, or a painting class, or working for a local free newspaper, or joining a food co-op.
Agreed, that's how I've met and..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by tyrantkitty
9 days ago
MeFi comment:
"I can't find the most important things I need to know about all class action lawsuits: am I a member of the settlement class, and if so, where can I apply for my $15 check?..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Bokononist
9 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Preliminary to what next post?
I believe that would be the "Obama makes the best motherfucking acceptance speech in the history of the spoken word!!!11" post...." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by merelyglib, winna, fourcheesemac
9 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Who's joking? If there's a $12 check out there that wants to be in my pocket, who am I to turn it away?
So yes, I'm still curious as to who is a member of the class for the suit, especially now that you mention you were eligible because you..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by five fresh fish
9 days ago
MeFi comment:
"I was watching the live feed at CNN.com, it was a blast to see. Although cutting off the state-by-state roll call means we don't get to hear the rest of the states brag about themselves, a pageant I found oddly enjoyable...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Suparnova
9 days ago
Ask comment:
"I watch a lot of makeover shows (What Not to Wear fans, holler), and one thing I find funny is that everyone is so worried about "not being themselves". They're wearing fishnets and midriffs to work at the elementary school, or mens'..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by themaskedwonder
9 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Watching the CNN.com live feed now- "Chain of Fools" as a pre-Clinton song? Maybe not the best choice." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by brain cloud
9 days ago
MeFi comment:
"I showed up to the final fitting and couldn't fit all 30 inches of my waist into the size 28 jeans
More salad in, saladin?" [
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favorited 3 times, recently by sebastienbailard
9 days ago
Ask comment:
"It's your responsibility to stay on top of your own schedule, because you're the one who looks bad if you don't show up. That said, don't beat yourself up too much- just make sure not to let it happen again...." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by elisynn, thewalledcity, Pantengliopoli
10 days ago
Ask comment:
"When things get weird, just say lightheartedly, "Oh, there I go again, bringing up sex/religion/poltics when I know I shouldn't, shame on me for killing the conversation!" And then the other person will probably go, oh no, don't worry..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by mazienh, jrichards, chicainthecity
11 days ago
Ask comment:
"I thought flirting was conversations about indie bands
Flirting is not conversations about anything in particular- we are not what we watch, listen to, read or buy. You are more than the sum of your interests, so you don't need to add or drop any..." [
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favorited 8 times, recently by MythMaker, chicainthecity, Zeker, JimN2TAW, Metroid Baby, Forktine, pardonyou?, smich
11 days ago
Ask comment:
"So my question is this really, sorry to ramble, what do I do? Pursue this? Give up?
Something in between. I don't think you should pursue a romantic relationship with this woman right now, but don't drop her as a friend. Easier said than done,..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by arcticwoman, lysistrata
12 days ago
Ask comment:
"Get her a library card, take her to the library, let her check out and read whatever she wants." [
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favorited 8 times, recently by bilabial
12 days ago
MeTa comment:
"I'm enjoying this thread so much I decided to review my favorites again and share some of my favorite advice from AskMeta:
If I really want a taco, but someone brings me a burrito instead, my immediate natural response may well be, "FUCK THIS..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Caduceus
12 days ago
MeFi comment:
"I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET A TEXT MESSAGE.
Just goes to show, you shouldn't get your hopes up when some hot guy says he's going to call; he'll always let you down..." [
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favorited 12 times, recently by Stynxno, dejah420, crossoverman, Pope Guilty, ckolderup, scrump, Hot Like Your 12V Wire, madamjujujive, Meghamora, nooneyouknow, tyrantkitty, pxe2000
12 days ago
Ask comment:
"Dresses can be dressed up or down, and are very comfortable, particularly during hot summer months. I can't get enough dresses. Here's an example of the sort of thing you should look for- the silhouette is universally flattering, it could be..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by seekingsimplicity
12 days ago
MeTa comment:
"I already got the text!
Dear Kate, You're my boo, girl. Love, President Obama
Ok, so the text was from ColdChef." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by brain cloud, aparrish
13 days ago
Ask comment:
"Um, extroverts don't have an interior life....Of course, the tragedy of this question is that it won't elicit true answers from extroverts.
Gee, I wonder why? Who wants to defend themself against utter bullshit like that? I won't lie, similar..." [
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favorited 6 times
2 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"No more than one baby per person (meaning, couples get two) = zero population growth over the long term.
Exactly. But since so many Mefites are foregoing children altogether, I figure I have some breathing room. I haven't completed my..." [
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favorited 3 times
2 weeks ago
