Yep tag - “correct punctuation can make all the difference between—I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse and i helped my uncle jack off a horse.”
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 11:09 PM on March 12, 2008
I understand about Quebec, but why are residents of "Cuba, Iran, Syria, North Korea, Myanmar (formerly Burma) and Sudan" ineligible to participate in this contest?
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 12:24 PM on March 1, 2008
Fowl play by city council
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 10:32 AM on February 16, 2008
If we're descending into a Best-of-CL list, I submit my vote [VERY NSFW].
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 10:33 PM on February 13, 2008
excellent linkage
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 9:30 PM on February 13, 2008
A young schizophrenic named Struther,
When told of the death of his brother,
Said: "Yes, it's too bad,
But I can't feel too sad –
After all, I still have each other."
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 5:57 PM on February 3, 2008
Steve Martin's All-Natural Penis Beauty Cream
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 9:21 AM on January 30, 2008
What a Ritardo
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 7:06 AM on January 29, 2008
fucking hillarious
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 11:22 PM on January 27, 2008
A few minutes later though, Emma Thompson just got tired of all the bullshit...
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 2:46 PM on January 27, 2008
Don't fuck with the admins - They are drunk and have guns and shit
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 4:33 PM on January 26, 2008
amazing, i thought it was written today
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 1:37 AM on January 24, 2008
No matter how you feel about her singing skills & cuteness level, don't forget the best dating proposal I've heard about: America's Next Sweetheart Couple
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 11:15 AM on January 23, 2008
ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS! Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 4:13 PM on January 20, 2008
I'll match your Monty Python and raise you with Bill O'Reilly
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 3:08 PM on January 20, 2008
Word at the hospital was that the new patient had his name "Joe" tattooed on his dick. The nurses were having a good laugh at this until one day a nurse who was attending Joe came into the break room with her eyes wide. The other nurses asked her what had happened. She said, "I was giving Joe a sponge bath when he became excited and started to enlarge."
"So what's the big deal?"
"His tattoo didn't say Joe. It said, 'Wine &... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 10:22 AM on December 26, 2007
"Why I'm selling this antique:
A older relative of mine on my mom's side has had a wooden eye for, oh, at least 50 years now. It has deteriorated over the years and now it looks really bad. I'm hoping to use the funds from this sale to get her a glass eye for Christmas"...
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 6:48 AM on December 16, 2007
Massmurder in the name of the Lord
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 9:01 PM on December 12, 2007
Bring it on, baby X 465
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 5:41 PM on November 29, 2007
Lott us spray
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 7:00 PM on November 26, 2007
Also: Unhappy ending
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 5:34 PM on November 25, 2007
Diclosure: The link in the comment above (Unhappy Ending) contain pictures of a dead bear
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 5:57 PM on November 25, 2007
The question I usually ask strangers: "Should a dame go all the way on a first date?"
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 4:56 PM on November 25, 2007
American consumers = The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 4:52 PM on November 25, 2007
"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 11:56 AM on November 22, 2007
you are so full of shit
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 9:05 AM on November 22, 2007
"Zorba the Greek was shot on location on the Greek island of Crete. Specific places featured include the town of Chania, the Apokoronas region and the Akrotiri peninsula. The famous scene, in which Quinn's character dances the Sirtaki, was shot on the beach of the village of Stavros"
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 10:17 PM on November 21, 2007
Leopold Bloom to the white courtesy telephone, please
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 6:38 PM on November 20, 2007
"God bless those pagans"
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 7:36 PM on November 18, 2007
...- . .-. -.-- -. .. -.-. . .--. --- ... -
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 6:11 PM on November 17, 2007
Can you imagine us years from today,
Sharing a parkbench quietly
How terribly strange to be seventy
Old friends, memory brushes the same years,
Silently sharing the same fears
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 6:49 PM on November 14, 2007
"Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr."
HA!
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 8:38 PM on November 12, 2007
(Also no. 84)
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 8:44 PM on November 12, 2007
this is a shitty ad
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 9:46 AM on November 12, 2007
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 5:57 PM on November 11, 2007
Let's hear it, Huron Bob
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 6:21 PM on November 11, 2007
This is what happened to me on my 100 birthday - Twiiiiins....
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 7:47 PM on November 10, 2007
Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck (NSFW. The origin was Frank Booth)
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 6:52 PM on November 10, 2007
Even more cowbell, the timeline (Soon to be a major motion phicture)
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 1:29 PM on November 10, 2007
Check out the whole blog of this (no name) chef - Pretty advanced stuff...
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 5:07 PM on October 30, 2007
Read a review from yesterday by Steve Plotnicki at Opinionated about this restaurant!
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 12:19 AM on November 1, 2007
The cuervo gold
The fine columbian
Make tonight a wonderful thing
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 10:54 PM on October 31, 2007
same for "pizdamati" in hebrew slang
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 5:51 PM on October 31, 2007
God indeed hates fags
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 5:35 PM on October 31, 2007
Pour me a mug of cabbage wine & I'll die a happy man
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 8:02 PM on October 28, 2007
Jesse Owens at the Berlin Olympics in 1936
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 7:56 PM on October 27, 2007
More: Yalta Conference by Subtle_squid
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 4:50 PM on October 28, 2007
The Surgeon General announced today that he will recommend changing the country seal from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects our politics.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 1:46 PM on October 28, 2007
Ambrosia, Condoms are made out of rubber, not petrolium.
(You may not believe it, but I know more about manufacturing & distribution of condoms than any other subject...)
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 3:08 PM on October 28, 2007
(Any photos of the garden anywhere?)
posted to MetaFilter by growabrain at 1:23 PM on October 28, 2007
