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"I was drinking coffee heavily so that I would stay awake and needed to relieve myself pretty badly. I pulled into a rest area, locked the car doors, and went into the restroom. When I entered I noticed it was unoccupied except for a pair of..." [
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Obama-Bama
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Last month
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Transcending horrible
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5 months ago
MeFi post:
He kissed me, he kissed me. Yecch.
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5 months ago
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"Don't fuck with the admins - They are drunk and have guns and shit" [
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5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS! Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken..." [
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6 months ago
MeFi post:
Smith Corona
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6 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Word at the hospital was that the new patient had his name "Joe" tattooed on his dick. The nurses were having a good laugh at this until one day a nurse who was attending Joe came into the break room with her eyes wide. The other nurses..." [
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6 months ago
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"After being married for 49 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 49 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot..." [
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7 months ago
MeFi comment:
"American consumers = The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly..." [
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7 months ago
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""One time I was with Ron Paul in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Ron Paul goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Ron Paul! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'RonPaul' ... It wasn't..." [
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7 months ago
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"A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "yes you're in a hot air..." [
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8 months ago
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Welcome to the UAE
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8 months ago
MeFi comment:
"The cuervo gold
The fine columbian
Make tonight a wonderful thing" [
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8 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Check out the whole blog of this (no name) chef - Pretty advanced stuff..." [
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8 months ago
MeFi comment:
"The Surgeon General announced today that he will recommend changing the country seal from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects our politics.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation,..." [
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8 months ago
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"I traveled (aimlessley & planlessly) twice for extended periods, once for 3 years in Europe, and once for 2 years in the US. I used to stay for as long as I feel anywhere I wanted, and it was very fulfilling.
Before I came to the states, I..." [
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8 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Is that what the world is coming to? McDonald's Happy Meal on a pizza?" [
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8 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Is that what the world is coming to? Cheetas shitting thru sun roofs?" [
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9 months ago
MeFi comment:
"There's another food blog that I like, Opinionated About Dining, by Steve Plotnicki. He's a reviewer of high-end restaurants (Not only MG). His photos in the archives are worth the dig...." [
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9 months ago
MeFi comment:
"“All they told me was: ‘David Redden is selling this really important document, the most important document of all. Can you give up this room for us?’ ” he recalled. “And I’m like, ‘Sure, but what is he selling, the Magna Carta?’..." [
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9 months ago
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"Best celebrity story I ever heard, told by an ex-Israeli friend in San Francisco, 1986 -
"Once I was at the Guggenheim early in the morning when there were just a few people around, and a pretty woman was standing there, so I asked her some..." [
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9 months ago
