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"I was drinking coffee heavily so that I would stay awake and needed to relieve myself pretty badly. I pulled into a rest area, locked the car doors, and went into the restroom. When I entered I noticed it was unoccupied except for a pair of..." [
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MeFi comment:
"American consumers = The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly..." [
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MeFi comment:
"ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS! Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken..." [
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MeFi comment:
"(Not to derail: In 1984, I lived in Copenhagen, and my life was in complete upheaval. I lost what I thought was the greatest love of my life, and I didn’t know what to do with myself. Joan Baez was opening a Bob Dylan concert the next evening, and I..." [
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MeTa comment:
"After being married for 49 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 49 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot..." [
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MeFi comment:
"The Surgeon General announced today that he will recommend changing the country seal from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects our politics.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation,..." [
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