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MeTa post:
monkey king
Poophole is so good.
It's so much better than Asshole. Asshole is more of a set of directions. It tells where the hole is. it's on your ass. But what does the hole do? Well. There's where your poophole is useful. It says this is the hole where poop resides and possible will drop from. And if you direct somebody to shove something in thier poophole obviously that will be unpleasant because the hole is already filled with poop! Also where the poophole is, is implied.... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 6:23 PM on July 11, 2008
rectum? damn near kill'em.
you may close this thread now.
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 7:20 PM on July 11, 2008
MeTa post:
"Wow, look at the Boobies!"
That was not a very good post. Not particularly sexist. But not interesting either. There is nothiing to talk about except the shit storm it was going to inevitably produce.
The site itself was terrible. Poorly designed. Awful lifted jpegs from other sites. No effort at all.
Yeah. Pretty crappy.
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 6:27 PM on July 10, 2008
The issue will be (un) resolved as long as we insist on referring to body parts by anything other than their proper Latin nomenclature.
No. No. No. I'm not giving up using the words "winkle" or "poophole" or "hoo-hoo."
Anyways. "Poophole" was used by the Romans. In more ways than one.
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 6:33 PM on July 11, 2008
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I c*nt stop saying twat.
I thought the word "pussy" (in the derogatory sense) was a hold over from the anglicized French word "pousse" (which means "push") which at one time was a pre 19th century French-American colloquialism for "being soft." It was quite separate from the term for genitalia. I have no idea where I heard that. But it stuck with me.
Not sure how female genitalia got called that other than the obvious kitty-cat type of reference.... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 3:13 PM on July 10, 2008
Again. How about we just not call each other names at all. Huh? How about that? Anybody on with that?
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 6:39 PM on July 10, 2008
MeTa post:
Grow the hell up.
The Google thread started this? Usually it's guns, fat people, pedophilia, or whether or not Bono sucks, that get's this riled up. MetaFilter's threshold for gasket blowing get's lower every god damned day. Seriously. Take fucking pill, man.
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 7:15 PM on July 3, 2008
Not a complete list, but maybe this will help you out.
Things to get upset about:
Cancer.
War.
Famine.
Somebody you love dying.
Things to not get upset about:
Oprah.
A Puppet telling off color jokes.
Gay Marriage.
Douchebags on the internet.
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 7:24 PM on July 3, 2008
In my family it's considered "constructive" to begin all statements addressing another family member as follows:
"So. You know what your problem is? Your problem is..."
It took me YEARS to figure out that dealing with other people that way is the opposite of constructive. I still slip up. When I slip if my wife, who had a NON-dysfunctional family that actually loved eachother (whatever), is present she will elbow me in the... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 7:32 PM on July 3, 2008
MeTa post:
MeFi Follow-Up: Joe Horn is Cleared of All Charges
Well, those of you who said Joe Horn would walk, it turns out you were right.
Told you so.
How reasonable is it to expect to be shot while (or after, I guess) breaking and entering?
Reasonable enough that many burglars carry weapons themselves.
I don't expect to get punched in the face by my cubicle neighbor, either.... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 5:08 PM on June 30, 2008
Look I'm not saying old Joe was right to shot those guys, and shooting someone in the back is dirty pool.
I would shoot somebody in the back if they were running to retrieve a weapon to come back and kill me. Or if the were running toward my wife and I was behind them.
And it has nothing to do with private property, it has to do with personal space and not fucking with a person's home,... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 5:30 PM on June 30, 2008
Well, except maybe keep the next teens sneaking back into their own house late at night from being shot by some senile neighbor.
Or conversely the next gang of Columbian burglars breaking into somebodies house, raping, and killing them.
Hey, I can do hyperbole too!
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 5:32 PM on June 30, 2008
Another reason why I will ONLY purchase a gun if I specifically intend, with plenty of malice aforethought, to kill somebody. It's a damned fine tool for that purpose, for anything else, not so hot.
I dunno. Guns are damn fine tool for shooting at targets on target ranges. And for shooting at clay pigeons. They are a really good paper weights. And some people love to use them as props in blog bio photos so they can look like edgy tough guys.
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 5:38 PM on June 30, 2008
Don't weasel. Either you're justifying vigilantism or you're not.
Yes. On this issue we must be black or white. How fucking ironic coming from you, languagehat.
Well. Tough shit. Like the rest of life and every other issue we talk about it's not that simple. And neither are my opinions.
I do not believe those guys deserved to die. But I fully understand the way that old guy who shot them may have... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 5:46 PM on June 30, 2008
Blow their fucking asses away. This was not that though.
How do you know? The original article I read said the neighborhood had become inundated with crime.
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 5:47 PM on June 30, 2008
This old coot in Texas was in zero danger. Let's get a little perspective here.
Oh jeez. Again. You don't know that. You don't.
Yes. Let's put this in perspective. These were not idle fun loving teenagers up to hi jinx. They were career criminals and members of an organized gang. At the very least he could have been a victim of witness intimidation if they were gang members.
Let me put it to you... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 6:34 PM on June 30, 2008
Unless a few dozen "copycat incidents" come up, done by persons emboldened by Mr. Horn's 'success'.
Oh. Fer fuck sake. What are you working for the Bush administration now?
Okay. Well maybe there will be a few less copy cat Colombian burglars who may kill people or get killed.
Wtf.
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 6:36 PM on June 30, 2008
happen maybe five times in eleven years
Then you establish it was not that bad of an area and not related to my anecdote. Thus negating your anecdote. An Anti-Anecdote anti-matter reaction. Say it five times fast.
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 6:38 PM on June 30, 2008
Hey, you've got your Metafilter in my MetaTalk!
mmmmm. Tastes... grey and lifeless.
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 6:41 PM on June 30, 2008
nola is some cultures it's perfectly acceptable to enter a strangers house via a window... or chimney. I can't believe you would react with such hostility to what could be a visit from Santa Claus.
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 6:46 PM on June 30, 2008
But hey, you're not gonna let the truth get in the way of some firearm fantasies here, are you?
You're lecturing me on fire arm fantasies?
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 7:26 PM on June 30, 2008
Nobody here has any damn idea what happened - that night or in that grand jury. It's just an excuse for everyone to ride their personal hobby horses and what the hell is it doing in MetaTalk? This thread should be closed.
Exactly. But don't let that stop the chicken shit grudge holders from throw insults around. It's fun and easy!
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 7:29 PM on June 30, 2008
As for whether he's a threat to anyone else or not, well shit, he's obviously a threat. HE SHOT TWO GUYS IN COLD BLOOD IN THE BACK. Whether he'd do well in prison is not important. He earned prison time. If you kill two people in cold blood, you should go to prison. There is nothing in your house worth killing someone over except you and your family. There is NOTHING in your neighbor's unoccupied house worth killing anyone over.
Okay. I find this... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 10:57 PM on July 1, 2008
MeTa post:
Weekly World MeFi
And there's a little baby who's growing up without a mother now. Which I don't find entertaining.
Don't worry. You will when the kid inevitably gets her own reality show. Which she will.
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 11:30 AM on June 23, 2008
MeTa post:
Answers, not opinions.
I can't wait until I have kids just so I can raise them right and show that it can be done.
Cool. Report back when you've done that one, Sport. Hell. Write a book. I'll buy it.
You do realize how pompous and condescending that sounded, right?
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 5:23 PM on June 10, 2008
MeTa post:
It's a shame a derail can get a good post on cervixen deleted.
The NSFW or SFW thing aside people were kinda lady-parts-a-phobic in that thread.
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 1:28 PM on June 4, 2008
I don't know why but this reminded me of a local artist here that took yummy dessert items, invited people to eat about half, and then took close up photos. Then while you walked around looking the slides show he played the audio of the people eating the desserts. With few exceptions every photo looked and sounded like an orgy. In a couple of cases - like the cherry pie - it was intensely revolting.
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 3:56 PM on June 4, 2008
MeTa post:
Meh.
That idiotic video is posted on nearly every mouth breather video community blog page on the web. It's a bottom dweller and certainly not all that interesting. And, fake or not, where it is interesting it is interesting in all the wrong most prurient ways. It should have been deleted.
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 1:15 PM on June 4, 2008
MeTa post:
Why the gender discrepancy?
But at least a couple of men in my department have specifically and openly recruited other men in the office to move things when able women were right there... [snip] They're older guys, both of 'em, I can see the "traditional" influence there, but wtf.
Whoa. Now wait a minute. As a former grip in the motion picture business, which is a glorified furniture mover, I think you are missing the dead obvious.
Yes,... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 2:07 PM on May 30, 2008
That's fine tk - but I would like to point out that a great many women also weigh 175lbs (and have muscles), and all women can lift a lot more than a lot of people apparently think we can. (For instance, I can easily lift as much as my husband, and more than many slighter men.) How about working out what is best based on the people involved?
*sigh*
An "average" 175lb man STILL has more muscle mass and upper body... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 4:09 PM on May 30, 2008
This is the basis of all bad discussion.
And arguments that go in infuriating circles.
Quick. Let's use this to moment to jump off to argue if there will ever be a woman Heavyweight UFC champ in some future co-ed division!
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 4:13 PM on May 30, 2008
My irony meter just pegged.
FYI: That's illegal in Texas
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 5:51 PM on May 30, 2008
sure, you might be right for the AVERAGE, but you'd still be wrong enough of the time to cause problems.
No I wouldn't. And when the issue is heavy lifting and comparative efficient use of innate strength of the genders it IS a "gender situation." And frankly this debate is beyond goofy. Have at it on your own.
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 2:24 PM on June 1, 2008
MeTa post:
Please, for the love of all that's holy
Yeah. We can ignore him. I do. But you know eventually it only feed his bullshit.
PP is a liar. He is at best intellectually feeble and never admits when he is wrong. In fact when he is shown to be flat out wrong he runs away and then goes and says the same shit over on sites like LGF and then shits on this site there.
And on top of it all he gets a boner by deliberately pissing people off and ruining the threads. Ignore him? Jesus Christ... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 6:26 PM on May 28, 2008
Jut out of curiosity, was it a one-in-a-million fluke that you each moved into the one building in Park Slope where the other conservative happened to be living?
I would ask if one or the other has severe insomnia, black-outs, or lost time. After your apartment blew up in a freak gas leak did PP invite you back to his dilapidated apartment to make soap?
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 10:36 AM on May 29, 2008
Damn you guys! How dare you "drag" our other poor, poor, martyr in here. I bet he was kicking and screaming the whole way, too.
Cut him down off that cross and let him go back to Nazareth already.
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 10:43 AM on May 29, 2008
Jeebus. These guys must a have formed a little club. I bet they have decoder rings and a ramshackle club-house made of old pallets and discarded corrugated aluminum and everything.
"Okay Dios I c..."
"No. NO. Use my He-Man-Mefi-Haters secret club name!"
"Oh. Yeah. Forgot. Okay 'Spartacus', I now call to order our thri-weekly meeting of the He-Man-MiFi-Haters Club. Please signify your attendance by masturbating loudly..."
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 10:54 AM on May 29, 2008
MeTa post:
It's "great" !
Look. I apologized already. How many times must I tell you people. I can't spell. My grammar is for shit. It's really not my fault. Sheesh.
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 4:16 PM on May 22, 2008
You know who else had bad grammar?
"Uncle me no uncle. Favor me no favor."
C'mon. Guess.
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 11:41 AM on May 23, 2008
MeTa post:
Mission Accomplished
Last time I went to PissFest I lost a perfectly good Frisbee. But Sammy Hagar ROCKED. And, as promised, there was lots of good pissing.
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 12:59 PM on May 18, 2008
you'd go out and do something rather than sit around and play at the Advanced Elite Green Beret World Cup level I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I.
I don't need to fix shit. It's not my fault.
You know who I blame for the worlds problems? Not LGF. Hell no. They are just responding to depravity. No.
You know who I blame? I blame Madonna. That's who I blame. So let her fix these problems. You hear me... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 3:15 PM on May 18, 2008
From wfgrms link:
"Once again we see how so-called liberals try to delete, shout down, or suppress views they don’t like. How pathetic."
My god that is precious. If this was a science fiction movie the sheer mass of that level of quantum irony and cognitive dissonance would open up a black hole and transport us to an alternate universe. A universe where people have the positions of their mouths and rectums reversed and planet they lived... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 3:24 PM on May 18, 2008
If you find yourself believing strongly in some ideology, do the world a favor and lobotomize yourself with a can opener.
Yeah. Fuck that Martin Luther King! And that fucking trouble maker Ghandi! God. Don't get me started on that asshole Thomas Jefferson!
Take it to the middle Jonmc. Straight to the safe comfortable middle. It's where things get done!
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 4:11 PM on May 18, 2008
MLK and Ghandi were not saints. If we could eliminate that attitude there we would be much farther ahead. No Jon. They were people. They were flawed people. But they believed strongly in something. And when guys told them to shit up about it... they kept on talking. THAT is where they were exceptional.
It's strong beliefs that change the world. For good and ill. Not all beliefs are created equally.
People who believe passionately in things... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 4:30 PM on May 18, 2008
No. C'mon. And. Your better than this. This common man shtick is a facade for your own intellectual laziness. And I understand. There is a significant amount of noise out there. Sometimes you just can't listen to it all.
What I'm saying is saying they should get "lobotomized" for "having strong beliefs" is painting them with a very broad brush. And a very extremist point of view in and of itself. Even as a joke.
Judge... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 4:39 PM on May 18, 2008
MeTa post:
What gives?
Fuck'n A. DASHIV FOR PRESIDENT! I knew was a reason I came here today.
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 12:48 PM on May 18, 2008
MeTa post:
Or do I have to be in the cabal?
I love how krautland compared running an internet pr0n business to running a drycleaner or a car wash.
What's so unusual about that?
"Can you get these stains off my slacks?"
"Sure. Take them off."
{MUSIC: tchi-waka-bowr-bowr-rang...}
posted to MetaTalk by tkchrist
at 12:36 PM on May 18, 2008
