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MeTa post: What ever happened to respecting people's opinions?
This question could be resolved by convincing those who think convincing people to change their mind is unethical to change their mind.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 10:21 AM on October 11, 2008

MeTa post: Where to talk crisis stuff
You might want to check out my AskMe.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 5:47 PM on October 9, 2008

MeTa post: MetaMetaTalk
ButOmaybe that's just you.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 9:08 AM on September 22, 2008
Better still, get rid of the numbers and use actual apples and oranges.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 9:39 AM on September 22, 2008

MeTa post: Loves me/loves me not
Dear AskMe: My girlfriend is a week past her due date. Is she safe to eat?
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 9:26 AM on September 18, 2008

MeTa post: Young Devin Funck
Gene Siskel & Roger Chaffeebert?
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 9:45 AM on August 24, 2008
Gene Siskel Gene Silicacell.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 10:26 AM on August 24, 2008

MeTa post: Sweet Dreams are made of these.
I have a recurring dream about interacting with thousands of people on MetaFilter and I suddenly realize that I'm not wearing any pants.

No, wait...I'm wearing pants in the dream.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 10:53 AM on August 19, 2008

MeTa post: fantastical
Are we breaking the rules again? Are we not using the first listed dictionary entry?
Eventually, through judicious use of MetaTalk, everyone will learn to obey.
MetaFilter will operate smoothly--like China.

Maybe it was only me who made the mistake.
Maybe it was I. That is two mistakes now, added to your record.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 10:42 AM on August 14, 2008

MeTa post: Troja!
Metafilter: Idiot browsers just trying to be way too clever.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 8:47 AM on August 7, 2008

MeTa post: Not sure what to search for
Just a guess, but I think you need to consult an ophthalmologist.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 9:42 PM on August 4, 2008

MeTa post: that's what my daddy made me
And if you've ever tried to hit a nail out of the park, you'll know what an extraordinary feat this is.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:58 PM on August 1, 2008

MeTa post: Astor Zombie is a Favorite Tycoon
Da Zomb iz Da Bomb.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 9:27 AM on July 29, 2008

MeTa post: This will shetterly well.
It's not a stunt post. You just missed what I did here.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:48 PM on July 21, 2008
No.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:56 PM on July 21, 2008
Ascii, and ye shall aggrieve.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 12:58 AM on July 22, 2008

MeTa post: recursive linking?
Nobody ever mentions it or follows up with a corrected link.

Well they/we do. I've done it a couple of times recently. It's usually done at the beginning of the thread, plus there's a flag for borked links. The mods come in, fix the link, and remove the correction comment, which makes little sense after the fix. This is a bit like asking why you see so many broken windows but never see any fixed ones.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 7:13 AM on July 16, 2008

MeTa post: Ugh, all RIGHT, mom, I get it.
Why do people post rhetorical questions?
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 2:13 AM on July 1, 2008

MeTa post: Fred and Sharon go to Hollywood?
Because the original thread is closed. It's an update, Mr. Pileon.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 6:40 PM on June 29, 2008
People commenting here without reading the original thread are missing out.
This is earthshaking news.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 8:39 PM on June 29, 2008

MeTa post: More than one category for AskMes?
This is good. I've been waiting to post a question about sex and vacuum cleaners.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 7:48 AM on June 29, 2008

MeTa post: Go Team?
I don't think that knowing the order of books in the bible says a whole lot about your intelligence.

They subtract points for getting that one right.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 1:41 PM on June 20, 2008
If it makes you feel any better, he top three are probably bullshit.

Nope.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 10:03 AM on June 22, 2008
No sabotage involved. You're talking out of your ass.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 12:32 PM on June 22, 2008
Separate accounts do not imply sabotage. I used no sabotage. But here's a hint: the people who run that site are not quite as stupid as they appear. If you try to game the system you may find your score decreasing. No sabotage involved on their part, either.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 1:17 PM on June 22, 2008
Don't dismay, Peter--I'm changing my username to RENT THIS SPACE.
Twenty bucks. Same as in town.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 1:55 PM on June 22, 2008
cortex and dersins and ten pounds of inedita: What shining morals you have. So wonderful you are here to tell us the truth and protect us from internet trickery.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 5:51 AM on June 23, 2008
Exactly, flabdablet. This is clever. Because tin is not in the answer list, it tells you that tin is correct, and has the genes you're looking for. This prevents people from finding other logical similarities, like letter combinations, that the puzzle creators cannot forsee. It also slows people down who are logical, but not logical enough. Why should the answers in a multiple choice question match the question? All you care is that the correct answer is there.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 6:08 AM on June 23, 2008
Sorry, cortex; I misread your comment. I was pissed off that people pulled the "sabotage" card out of their ass because they can't crack 130 or whatever. Middle school.
I don't know how well this test measures intelligence, but it's extremely clever and a lot of fun. There are pitfalls, so I don't know how you would game it. My score went down overnight without retesting, so maybe they're averaging usernames. I don't know how accurate that would be, since I tried for wrong... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 9:11 AM on June 23, 2008
Fuck you dersins.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 9:11 AM on June 23, 2008
I'm not saying your a bad person for engaging in sex with the mentally challenged, dersins.
I'm just saying fuck yourself somewhere else.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 9:23 AM on June 23, 2008
Nah. I feel just fine.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 10:52 AM on June 23, 2008
I found what I believe is a mistake in the test. Follow me here:

Five teenagers are of various heights. Alex is taller than Dennis, who is shorter than Eunice. Chris is shorter than Bob, but taller than Alex. Who among them is the third tallest.

1. Chris
2. Alex
3. Dennis
4. Eunice

Eunice is above Dennis, but we don't know how far above. The assumption is that she... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 12:23 PM on June 23, 2008
So here's the deal. First, you have to answer the questions. Then you're put in a bracket of say, ten points that depends on your grade, but there's a random component within that bracket that cycles you around and pisses you off, but keeps you playing and generating ad revenue for IQ League. If you can't break 130, for example, that means you have some wrong answers, and you'll keep bouncing around between 120 and 130.

IQ league goes in at midnight and shuffles the... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 2:13 AM on June 28, 2008

MeTa post: Son of Mass Canoe Rental Meet Up Concept
When we cast our boots upon the water in Vancouver some people were so drunk they forgot to take their feet out first.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 8:12 AM on June 21, 2008

MeTa post: Spelunking for doubles
It's not a fold. It's a love handle.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 10:51 PM on June 20, 2008
Fengs a lot, cortex. Shui close this thread?
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 8:08 AM on June 21, 2008

MeTa post: Happy Mefi-day to me!
I am listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for no apparent reason--a feat that cannot be surpassed.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 10:02 AM on June 20, 2008

MeTa post: Oh shit, it's a walk-off!
A+++++++++++++++ WOULD VOTE FOR "A" AGAIN!11!!11
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 9:59 PM on June 17, 2008

MeTa post: Don't ask me!!
Is there a comedian in the house who can tell me if this thread is funny?
I feel a need to laugh, but I wish to do so on the basis of some authority.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 9:00 AM on June 17, 2008

MeTa post: seofeed? really?
And "seofeed" is an anagram for "ode fees". Ungrammatical, but prophetic none the less.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 8:28 AM on June 13, 2008

MeTa post: Is it time for MetaFilter consignment?
Is that a thing burning a hole in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 7:50 AM on June 13, 2008

MeTa post: Why do people make a post to say they've sent a mefi mail?
Why do people do this...?
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 4:08 PM on June 5, 2008

MeTa post: Neverending Stories
All the old boingboing threads are hacked and spammed with crap; they have lost so much of the original that they rarely make sense.
You'd need another full time mod just to keep them clean.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 10:47 AM on June 3, 2008

MeTa post: Search favorites by user name?
I think we've fucked the shark here.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 10:47 AM on May 22, 2008

MeTa post: Or do I have to be in the cabal?
Although cortex was offered $10,000, this part of the genie won't go back into the bottle?
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 10:21 AM on May 18, 2008

MeTa post: New Overlord!!
Did anybody first check to see what connection this guy has with the Holsteins ?
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 10:02 AM on May 18, 2008

MeTa post: Zippity Injoke
Zippity Doo Dah
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 10:48 AM on May 11, 2008

MeTa post: AskMe Broke as a joke
I'm thinking this could just be well-hung performance art.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 12:57 AM on May 10, 2008

MeTa post: Do mods and users see MetaFilter differently?
Looks like the stress is getting to jessamyn.
posted to MetaTalk by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:20 PM on May 4, 2008