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MeFi post: Don't Panic
Confucius say, "He who get buried by Great Wall of China should hire a hat man."
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 9:37 PM on March 6, 2008

MeFi post: Thank the God's of Snark
This story would be a lot better and FPP-worthy if the she'd tasered the girl.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 3:04 PM on February 29, 2008

MeFi post: Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
posted by Blazecock Pileon What's even more shocking is that not one of them, not one, is actually guilty of breaking any law. Amazing.

So Lynndie England and Charles Graner were innocent? Amazing!
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 10:32 AM on February 29, 2008
Thank goodness dbiedny is here to set us back on the narrow path to righteousness by admonishing us with his unique style of shrieking, overwrought, and sanctimonious outrage that sounds exactly like the braying honk of a jackass.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 3:00 PM on February 29, 2008

MeFi post: Improved Billboard Touts AT&T and NSA Collaboration
AT&T. Your World. Delivered. To The NSA.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 1:53 PM on February 28, 2008

MeFi post: McCain's extraterritorial birth
This debate is even dumber than the first time Rush Limbaugh brought it up.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 10:11 AM on February 28, 2008
From Wikipedia:

McCain faced two experienced state legislators in the Republican nomination process, and as a newcomer to the state was hit with repeated charges of being a carpetbagger. Finally at a candidates forum he gave a famous refutation to a voter making the charge:

“Listen, pal. I spent 22 years in the Navy. My father was in the Navy. My grandfather was in the Navy. We in the military service tend to move a lot. We have to live... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 11:08 AM on February 28, 2008

MeFi post: RIP Boyd Coddington.
. . . ...O='o
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 9:53 AM on February 28, 2008

MeFi post: Right About Now / Funk Soul ... Uncle?
MetaFilter: Pillowy mounds of mashed po-ta-toes.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 7:02 PM on February 26, 2008

MeFi post: We still build moving landmarks. *ding, ding*
Q: Does the cable car go up the hill, or down the hill?

A: It goes ding-ding, ding-ding!

/old SF joke
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 1:00 PM on February 25, 2008

MeFi post: It's Official.
Ralph Nader has become the Corvair of American politics.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 11:41 AM on February 24, 2008
posted by BrotherCaine he's morphing into a skull on a stick.

I'm picturing Ralph Nader in a rest home, clattering noisily with his walker toward the podium at dinner hour and announcing he's running for president. He teeters there for a few minutes, saying the Republicans are just like the Democrats and the only way we'll ever have fresh rolls with the beef stew is to elect him, and then two orderlies gently usher him to... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 8:47 PM on February 24, 2008

MeFi post: How The Bush Administration Exploited Terror Threats For Political Gain, 2002-2008
One link to the Huffington Post, and a second link to msnbc, both about Keith Olbermann? Please stop it. Flagged.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 11:35 AM on February 24, 2008

MeFi post: Traumatic anal intercourse with a pig
posted by PeterMcDermott At least in that, the pigfuckers come across as real, three dimensional human beings

Dude, don't say "pigfucker" in front of Jesus!
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 11:04 AM on February 23, 2008

MeFi post: All the Kirk you can eat
posted by tkchrist I love TOS so much. But one thing I just can't excuse. The fight choreography was terrible. I mean REALLY terrible.

But it has so many wonderful and unexpected surprises, like when Kirk's pants split open during the fight scene in The Savage Curtain!

Also, The Gamesters of Triskelion contains one of the best Kirk lines: "Stop! You're... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 6:25 PM on February 22, 2008

MeFi post: Paper clip, chewing gum and a piece of string - BUSTED!
One link to Entertainment Weekly, one link to the Discovery Channel, two links to Wikipedia and three links to previous MetaFilter threads? This FPP sucketh.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 4:00 PM on February 20, 2008

MeFi post: Blacker than black, it's gone
Al Sharpton says this new material isn't black enough for him to endorse it for president.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 10:22 AM on February 20, 2008

MeFi post: JetBoy JetGirl
VOTE RON PATRICK
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 6:33 PM on February 19, 2008

MeFi post: The Promised Land
posted by Artnchicken In college I got to experience making Polaroid transfers and I'd like to try that again.

Image transfers are one of the reasons I picked up a Polaroid camera--here (self-link) are some of mine. Feel free to drop me a line if you'd like more information.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 10:34 AM on February 7, 2008
posted by tommasz You can still get pack film and many of those old cameras are perfectly usable. The only gotcha on some of them is the oddball batteries they use. You can get them, but they're not cheap and not stocked at Radio Shack.

I had the same complaint, so I soldered in a new battery box and a new set of leads so my Polaroids could use standard, over-the counter batteries.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 10:54 AM on February 7, 2008

MeFi post: When frisking a suspect, beware of low-riding jeans.
Next up: A special edition of Pigs Gone Wild, with Laff-a-Lot Tasers & Strip Searches!
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 6:24 PM on February 6, 2008

MeFi post: Pictures by Cat
GUTN TAG

ICH KANN KAMERA HAT?
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 3:17 PM on February 5, 2008

MeFi post: Sentenced to Death
Fucking savages.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 6:39 PM on February 2, 2008

MeFi post: Back in the Saddle
Jami Attenberg writes about her encounter: Me And Bob Greene.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 6:13 PM on February 2, 2008

MeFi post: The birds and the bees... are flying in the trees...
[this isn't good]
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 12:58 AM on January 29, 2008

MeFi post: Aly Jack fakes it till she makes it!
Double. Sorry, A-V!
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 2:31 AM on January 28, 2008

MeFi post: Where's the protein, ma?!
This sucked the first time it was posted on MetaFilter.

[Flagged as a double. A terrible double.]
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 12:51 AM on January 28, 2008
Double.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 1:04 AM on January 28, 2008

MeFi post: **** could CLEVAGE sway a campaign?
Goodbye, you prepubescent pinheaded poltroon.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 12:19 AM on January 27, 2008

MeFi post: Blog from Iraq by an ex soldier
I'm fairly certain that site was professionally designed and built. Check out the source code--there's a lot of oddly-placed pro-military stuff in there:


One of the reasons I trust General Petraeus is he just comes right out and says what needs to be said. A letter about values which he sent to our forces serving in Iraq is a case in point.
There is great stress in combat, and this particular type of combat can be very
... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 5:42 PM on January 25, 2008
Yeah, this is just crappy Pentagon propaganda.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 5:43 PM on January 25, 2008

MeFi post: "I understand there is also a cannon."
posted by game warden to the events rhino It's hilarious that anyone believes there is some fault with the law. For one thing, it's green belt land, and for another thing, you obviously don't get to take advantage of the four-year non-objection rule if you hide the damn thing in a bunch of hay.

There's no fault with the law; the law is poorly written. If no one objected to the haystack for four years, they've got no reason... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 2:41 PM on January 25, 2008

MeFi post: "She gave me two choices, and five days to decide. Either Britta would leave Luna or I would pack my things and move out."
posted by moxiedoll It's beyond gross to blame the baby.

Not at all. We should blame the baby. None of this would have happened if the baby wasn't involved. The whole thing is the baby's fault. The baby named Dean Wareham, that is.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 2:20 PM on January 25, 2008

MeFi post: Everyblock: local news for everywhere
Whoa, I lived within walking distance of mathowie!
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 2:33 PM on January 23, 2008
If a city could have a Twitter feed, it would look a lot like Everyblock.

What are you doing right now?

11:02am: Who the fuck just spraypainted me in the Western Addition?

12:51pm: Someone just crashed into my wall at 9th & Irving. Goddamn, I'm full of people who cannot drive.

1:34pm: Another set of keys in my sewer? That does it, I'm gonna flood the street.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 3:34 PM on January 23, 2008

MeFi post: Heath Ledger dies
posted by jonmc it's our duty to cut them down to size.

No, it isn't. People who think so are just deeply insecure and jealous assholes.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 5:25 PM on January 22, 2008
posted by SassHat Can I get a witness

Whenever Richard Cory went down town,
We people on the pavement looked at him:
He was a gentleman from sole to crown,
Clean favored, and imperially slim.

And he was always quietly arrayed,
And he was always human when he talked;
But still he fluttered pulses when he said,
"Good-morning,... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 5:41 PM on January 22, 2008
posted by ZachsMind So if you're fat, people expect you to die, but if you are pretty... yeah. huh . . . How dare you.

Cool Papa Bell didn't say anything about being fat or pretty, Zach.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 7:06 PM on January 22, 2008

MeFi post: Why come you don't have a 401K tattoo?
Please speak English.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 12:35 AM on January 22, 2008
Also, this FPP sucks. A bunch of news stories and a freeper link that has nothing to do with anything? Jesus fucking christ. Flagged as the crap that it is.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 12:41 AM on January 22, 2008


MeFi post: What would Jesus do?
posted by tkolar Linda Tripp, for example, suffered no legal consequences for betraying Monica Lewinsky's confidence.

Well, not quite. She was indicted, but the charges were dropped--not because she was innocent, but because Monica Lewinsky's testimony against her was, "bathed in impermissable taint."
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 6:24 PM on January 18, 2008
posted by tkolar She was indicted for wiretapping though, not for publicizing a "private" conversation. If she hadn't taped recordings without consent, there would have been no case at all.

Right, but that wasn't my point. I'm simply pointing out that Tripp did indeed face legal consequences, but the case against her was dropped.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 7:21 PM on January 18, 2008

MeFi post: Your move, Mr Spassky
When the game is over, the king and the pawn go in the same box.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 6:26 AM on January 18, 2008
posted by cortex Picasso was a real son of a bitch too, as I understand it, but he was also Picasso.

Yes, but Pablo Picasso was never called an "asshole".
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 10:03 AM on January 18, 2008
Night takes king.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 10:56 AM on January 18, 2008

MeFi post: Ballpits as office furniture
posted by Pope Guilty How does this relate to Ron Paul?

Ron Paul would write an essay accusing the green balls of being responsible for more crime and violence in the pit, and then he'd deny writing it, and then he'd insist that ball pits are unconstitutional and that every state should have its own ball.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 7:27 PM on January 16, 2008

MeFi post: Lots and lots of balls!
Whatever it is you've done, the cops never think it's as funny or cool as you did.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 6:41 PM on January 16, 2008

MeFi post: None More Black
Your favorite band does not go to 11.
posted to MetaFilter by fandango_matt at 3:25 PM on January 16, 2008