MeTa comment:
"CORTEX: Let me have your attention for a moment. So you're making LOLCat front-page posts, bitching in MetaTalk about questions in AskMetafilter, some son of a bitch who needs a lawyer or a doctor, some broad who needs to dump or be dumped, and so..." [
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favorited 52 times, recently by Ambrosia Voyeur, mrzarquon, languagehat, psyche7, merelyglib, middleclasstool, allaboutgeorge
13 days ago
MeFi comment:
"posted by delmoi I said that if she was ugly she wouldn't have the job, whether she was qualified or not. She still might have the job if she was plain or 'normal' looking.
Sometimes you are such an unbelievable idiot I wonder if you're mildly..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by electroboy
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"I think it would be even better if Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry were to do a version as Wooster and Jeeves:
WOOSTER: I say, Jeeves, that woman needs, how shall I say it? She needs vaginal penetration. Most women on the London scene are hooked on..." [
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favorited 31 times, recently by mdonley, churl
3 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"The second after I posted that I regretted doing so. I apologize.
I am, however, tired of tuning in only to see The Jonmc Show episodes Everybody's Racist Except Me, That Band Sucks!, or I'm Punk Rock, You're Not...." [
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favorited 5 times, recently by jtron
3 months ago
MeTa comment:
"posted by Mister_A Holy fuck, the competition for worst MeTa of the day is really heating up! *decapitates cat*
*declaws, circumcises, and Tasers cat*
HAPPY NOW, FUCKERS?!..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by WCityMike
3 months ago
Ask comment:
"Every bachelor pad should have:
1. A brand-new, unwrapped toothbrush, fresh soap, bathrobe, and clean towels ready for overnight guests who forget to bring theirs.
2. Everything ThePinkSuperhero said...." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by special-k
4 months ago
MeTa comment:
"posted by cortex There's (very roughly) two camps of people who use the word "polyamory"
I'm going to need, at the bare minimum, a Venn diagram...." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by aetg, Space Kitty, Krrrlson
4 months ago
MeTa comment:
"GOOD:
Fornicating & semen-eating monkeys
Fornicating & vomit-eating dogs
Tony Danza's penis
BAD:
Micturating elephants
Scantily-clad women
Cock puppets
The psyche of MetaFilter is a complex and fragile tapestry, Justinian...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by LeeJay
4 months ago
Ask comment:
"I too have some very nasty-looking scars which are visible if I wear short sleeves or shorts. I deflect questions like this:
How did you get those scars?
"Car accident, hey, did you _____?" (random change-of-conversation topic)..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by mynameismandab
5 months ago
MeTa comment:
"posted by dios I said I don't care about who is fucking who. I don't judge such people nor criticize them. Hope they are having fun. What I was commenting is the linguistic bullshit of calling it that. It strikes me as silly. A term is chosen (with..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by shmegegge
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Confucius say, "He who get buried by Great Wall of China should hire a hat man."" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Pendragon
5 months ago
MeTa comment:
"jonmc, I have been eating hero sandwiches longer than you, which qualifies me to inform you the sandwich you claim to have enjoyed would attract more diners if it was served on a paper plate instead of being wrapped in tinfoil...." [
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favorited 6 times, recently by MythMaker
5 months ago
MeTa comment:
"posted by anildash As for my participation, I am definitely much more a member of AskMe than of the rest of the site, no question.
Then you should have been the first to grasp what almost everyone else here understands: People do not participate..." [
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favorited 9 times, recently by MythMaker
5 months ago
MeTa comment:
"posted by rocket88 It would just reappear a day later as Close Your Account 2.
Close Your Account 2: Eponysterical Boogaloo" [
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favorited 2 times, recently by mismatched, ersatzkat
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"This story would be a lot better and FPP-worthy if the she'd tasered the girl." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by ukdanae
5 months ago
Ask comment:
"Does the airline owe you anything because almost six months ago you got on the wrong plane? Probably not, but you may get some frequent-flier miles depending on how big a stink you're willing to make. Is that worth it? Well, that's up to you...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by blueberry
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"From Wikipedia:
McCain faced two experienced state legislators in the Republican nomination process, and as a newcomer to the state was hit with repeated charges of being a carpetbagger. Finally at a candidates forum he gave a famous refutation to..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by feloniousmonk
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"posted by BrotherCaine he's morphing into a skull on a stick.
I'm picturing Ralph Nader in a rest home, clattering noisily with his walker toward the podium at dinner hour and announcing he's running for president. He teeters there for a few..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by tehloki, spiderwire
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"posted by klangklangston And they taught the kids to share, dufus.
They did indeed. They taught them how to share from each according to their ability, and to each according to their needs. And then they taught them that the State will exert..." [
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favorited 5 times, recently by waxbanks
5 months ago
MeTa comment:
"posted by ND¢ Are you Ron Paul flapjax? If so I have a bone to pick with you. You have two first names dude. It just pisses me off. What next? Bob Frank? Larry Tom? Charles John? You suck.
Larry Craig!..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by grobstein
5 months ago
Ask comment:
"Are you certain making a public joke about your boss's vasectomy is a good idea, and your boss will think it's hilarious? Pranks like this tend to be hazardous to your job security and promotions...." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by dejah420, hulahulagirl
5 months ago
MeTa comment:
"Looking out over the East River from my jail cell, and still running for public office, I realize that I have taken several actions in my life for which I owe public apologies.
Once, I won a supermarket sweepstakes even though my second cousin was..." [
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favorited 10 times, recently by somanyamys, pushing paper and bottoming chairs, h00py, gsteff, regicide is good for you, misha, M.C. Lo-Carb!, madamjujujive, R_Nebblesworth, whir
5 months ago
MeTa comment:
"I can picture jonmc going to work tomorrow morning, bleary-eyed and hungover, being berated by his boss while homeless drunks try to sell him spit-shined and urine-soaked paperbacks. As the day draws to its unremarkable close, jonmc trundles home to..." [
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favorited 17 times, recently by tehloki, zarah, amro, meech, turaho, Dean King, Durin's Bane, donovan, ninebelow, bugbread, Jon Mitchell, mudpuppie, justgary, L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg, George_Spiggott, misha, MaryDellamorte
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"One link to Entertainment Weekly, one link to the Discovery Channel, two links to Wikipedia and three links to previous MetaFilter threads? This FPP sucketh...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by pompomtom
5 months ago
Ask comment:
"Neighborhood Watch
This Cat Reports All Suspicious Activity to the Police" [
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favorited 6 times, recently by marble
5 months ago
MeTa comment:
"posted by amro Not to be a killjoy, but damn that's wasteful. There are lots of hungry people in the world.
World hunger cannot be solved with 75,000 Chee-Tos...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by blueberry
5 months ago
MeFi post:
The Promised Land
favorited 14 times, recently by purplemonkie, xod, cruelfate, cazoo, Len, sleepy pete, agregoli, dirtdirt, bonobo, jack_mo, safetyfork, lapolla, muymuy, caddis
5 months ago
MeTa comment:
"posted by anaelith Unfortunately, I've really got no interest in writing out a thoughtful, well-considered response that answers the question, so this is what you guys get instead. Sorry for, uh, killing the statistics? Or something...." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by bugbread, waraw
5 months ago
