MeTa comment:
"You want the "Summon Mutant" card.
Your wish is granted.
*poof*" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by infini
Yesterday
Ask comment:
"I think dancestoblue, Nattie and every other Austin-area MeFite who's up for it should come together at chaplinesque's place and make it into an unmesswithable Obamarama.
But I would advise against any sort of grease/irritant combo. I deplore..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by marble, piedmont
2 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Also, in the words of Chris Rock, if Obama wins and you have any sort of activity planned for Nov 5th that involves black people, it's not going to happen. Need to fly? Nobody's going to carry your bags. Carry them yourself, we've got a black..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by lunasol
2 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Or, you know, maybe someone needs to remind Sarah Palin that Jesus Christ was a community organizer and Pontius Pilate was a governor." [
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favorited 75 times, recently by Riki tiki, sephira, iamkimiam, box, like_neon, atrazine, MikeKD, nonmerci, longbaugh, cimbrog, chiababe, billypilgrim, suedehead, Sys Rq, estherbester, lalochezia, omegar, BrotherCaine, minifigs, Anything, hecho de la basura, glycolized, cashman, Robin Kestrel, secretary bird, ramix, the_bone, kosher_jenny, Jimbob, koakuma, gladly, wells, imbri, Mental Wimp, dejah420, jamjam, RussHy, Wilder, quin, hal9k, russilwvong, XMLicious, colt45, me & my monkey, every_one_needs_a_hug_sometimes, lekvar, Pope Guilty, shitcock, Faint of Butt, ooga_booga, ambrosia, splatta, malpractice, maudlin, zarah, Surfurrus, rtha, ersatzkat, Marisa Stole the Precious Thing, Iridic, These Premises Are Alarmed, graventy, contessa, delmoi, shiu mai baby, penduluum, nushustu, drezdn, schyler523, designbot, jonp72, neroli, milarepa, caddis, fourcheesemac
3 days ago
Ask comment:
"I told a professor I didn't understand WFG, and desired to understand it. He said meet me at four. Fucker never showed up. I am still grateful." [
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favorited 15 times, recently by ElectricBlue
5 days ago
MeTa comment:
"Ah!
Brilliance of the world
Changing every
Damn minute.
Every second every
Frightened moment
Goes to reminds me of
Heisenberg's uncertainty principle.
I really like it: you either know how fast you're going, or
Just where you are. But you'll..." [
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favorited 6 times, recently by rtha, box, From Bklyn, flapjax at midnite, Rumple, mrzarquon
9 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Of all the discussion-worthy, interesting things that could be said about the election as it stands the single most important one by far, IMO, is what five fresh fish said:
Get Out The Vote.
It's not just a slogan, people. If you as a people,..." [
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favorited 24 times, recently by The Bellman, clearly, stinkycheese, iamkimiam, EarBucket, maryh, AceRock, shitcock, oaf, peacheater, Brandon Blatcher, shiu mai baby, Blazecock Pileon, hifiparasol, saffry, benzenedream, bonobo, Optimus Chyme, effwerd, drjimmy11, cashman, East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94, madamjujujive, Alvy Ampersand
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"So ABC interviews the Republican candidate for Vice President of the United States in the 2008 election, and she waffles on what the "Bush doctrine" is. Now, how does one report this?Palin agreed in principle to the "Bush doctrine,..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by blueberry, AsYouKnow Bob, cashman
Last month
MeFi comment:
"I read that Wordle just like -
McCain Obama Palin think just like people
Aside from that, we're liveblogging the Presidential Forum on Service on PoliticalFilter -- and you are all invited!!
*hands out party..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by dejah420
Last month
MeFi comment:
"....so, tell me again, why didn't the Democrats nominate Hillary? She had more experience than anybody.......
Because having experience is like having an unusually large penis. I mean, it's a neat thing to have, and in some situations it might..." [
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favorited 11 times, recently by MikeKD, sveskemus, ooga_booga, shiu mai baby, neroli, Blazecock Pileon, Metroid Baby, The Bellman, hal9k, These Premises Are Alarmed, nasreddin
Last month
MeTa comment:
"Also:
What's Norwegian for group sex? Måb fåk
Greek for incest? Papalimidikalon
Finnish for incontinence? Liikin Jurinen
Nahuatl for rimming? Popiotonginpópl
Serbian for cunnilingus? Lekoda vižipić
Japanese for crabs?..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by jtron, An Infinity Of Monkeys
Last month
MeFi comment:
"Ack, sorry I'm late to the party.
I pass by the AIVD building every day. It's a rather menacing structure, and a vehemently hideous one as far as I'm concerned: I always imagine it was designed by some disgruntled Stalinist.
(Although, truth..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by kid ichorous, russilwvong
Last month
MeFi comment:
"What I find the most annoying about the Shaven Standard (hey, in grown women, that is) is that as a straight man, the moment you find out about the hairless status of your newfound amorata and think "oh God, how unimaginative, I knew it"..." [
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favorited 13 times, recently by hip_plumber
Last month
MeFi comment:
"optimistic (though generally accurate) life advice:
01. The universe exists, even though you didn't ask for one.
02. Learning how to make the most of the finite time and space granted to you is a satisfying lesson.
03. Everything is made of..." [
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favorited 71 times, recently by AD_, schyler523
Last month
MeTa comment:
"I was a Flower of the mountain, yes, when I put the rose in my hair, like the Andalusian girls used, or shall I wear a red, yes, and how he kissed me, under the Moorish wall, and I thought, well, as well him as another, and then, I asked him, with my..." [
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favorited 11 times, recently by =^^=
Last month
MeFi comment:
"Tinfoil hats on -
Here's an idea: what if the McCain VP team was in fact aware of Bristol's pregnancy and - from their underdog position - considered it a boon because of the punditry mess it would no doubt set in motion, allowing their side to be..." [
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favorited 1 time
Last month
MeFi comment:
"SCANDAL! RUMOR! EXTRA!
Is Trig Palin really Bristol's child?
SCANDAL! HEARSAY! READ ALL ABOUT IT!" [
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favorited 1 time
Last month
MeFi comment:
"Oh, now I get it. It took a while though! Very clever, armoured-ant." [
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favorited 1 time
Last month
MeFi comment:
"1945: The Year China Buried Her Alive With Just Her Sister At Her Side
1969: The Year China Bought His First Real Six-String
1974-5: The Year China Was Your Sorry Ever After
1979: The Year China Didn't Even Care To Shake These Zipper Blues
2000:..." [
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favorited 1 time
Last month
MeFi comment:
"Fantastic post.
I couldn't resist:
Name: Jules
Email: jules@badmotherfucker.com
Ask your question: You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France?..." [
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favorited 6 times
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