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"When I'm late, I usually excuse myself by saying, "Sorry I'm late, I didn't get here on time."" [
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"It is impossible for males over 30 to form new friendships.
Or, as Coupland said: "... people lose the ability to make friends somewhere around the time they buy their first expensive piece of furniture. It wasn't a fixed law, but it seemed..." [
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"Miko reminded me of this:
Q: What's the difference between the Iraq and Vietnam wars?
A. Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam." [
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3 months ago
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"My idea of checks is that they're just written instructions to your own bank to withdraw and hand over a certain amount of money to the person described on it. In theory you could put "Not Valid if bearer is wearing a blue shirt...." [
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11 months ago
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"Greetings!
My name is Martha Gimler, GAP's director of Customer Services. Many of you have probably heard of our recent marketing campaign that included an email tracking device that recorded how many people you sent a message to you and rewarded..." [
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"If you want to know how full it is, run hot water down the side. Then feel the side, where it's cool is the propane level." [
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"Famous Bar is seconded for drinks. I started going there because every girl I met said that was their favorite bar. I put two and two together.... Also, by neighborhood:
Lafayette Square: 1111 Mississippi for food, followed by the Chocolate..." [
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"As a parent of a 3 year old boy who likes to yell "Come look at my big giant penis!" as he's going potty, I know two things:
1. It's perfectly innocent on his part
2. If he was doing it in public I'd want to know, because we live in a..." [
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