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MeTa post:
No comment from me....
You have a promiscuous mother.
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 11:39 AM on September 9, 2008
Colorado - Obama
Florida - McCain
Indiana - McCain
Minnesota - Obama
Missouri -McCain
Nevada - Obama
New Hampshire - Obama
North Carolina - McCain
Ohio - Obama
Virginia - Obama
Obama by 6.9%
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 1:01 PM on October 6, 2008
MeTa post:
Mefi Suggestion Box
More explosions.
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 5:28 AM on October 5, 2008
"Also, this place is really incredibly square when it comes to sex. Sorry, but it is."
Nah. It's just that those of us who are really awesome about sex don't really waste time reading about other people's inadequacies and insecurities.
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 3:45 PM on October 5, 2008
81756?
Bitch, please. Folks who use AskMe don't count.
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 8:00 PM on October 5, 2008
And no, I didn't forget the word "only."
Oh snap!
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 8:03 PM on October 5, 2008
MeTa post:
reasons for leaving
They disabled their accounts after they found out you were stalking them through MetaFilter. Way to go, fake.
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 11:06 PM on October 3, 2008
"Eideteker and Kittens for Breakfast all count among those who I'd consider the chief MeFites of today"
Welp, guess that means it's time to disable my account.
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 6:40 AM on October 4, 2008
psst... occhiblu is all over MetaChat.
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 7:10 AM on October 4, 2008
My username is pronounced "N@".
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 3:26 PM on October 4, 2008
"by all means reactivate your account HERE"
Now iconomy, you know that to do that, you need to contact an admin. And it's Saturday night, so they're all obviously tied up with their busy social lives.
*snicker*
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 4:27 PM on October 4, 2008
What we need is an "Everybody Hurts" video with MeFites.
languagehat
I wish folks would stop assuming I'm a prescriptivist.
loquacious
Oh man, the drugs are wearing off, and I'm NOT happy.
Eideteker
I just want to make people laugh, why won't they laugh DEAR GOD WHY AREN'T THEY LAUGHING??!... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 10:04 PM on October 4, 2008
MeTa post:
Audio Audit
It's eerily accurate. It knew my weight to within a pound, told me exactly when my girlfriend would be home last night, and it's 23 for 25 in our celebrity dead pool.
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 8:49 AM on October 3, 2008
MeTa post:
that's 3/4th of 100000!
Huh. In base-2, that's 10010010011111000.
In base-3, it's 10210212210.
In base-4, it's 102103320.
In base-5, 4400000.
Can you see where I'm going with this? It doesn't seem like that interesting a number.
But... if you keep plugging away at it, eventually you get to base-75000, where it's post #10!
So congratulations, MetaFilter, on post #10!
Now I'm going back to sleep. Don't wake me up until it's post #100,000. In base-100000.
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 4:36 AM on September 22, 2008
sometimes mefi can be a total base-10zone
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 4:41 AM on September 22, 2008
blasdelf(blasdelf) =
Now all I need is some ASCIImation of a damsel being lowered into a shark's maw and I'll be back on the Commodore, doing math puzzles in first grade computer class.
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 1:32 PM on September 22, 2008
MeTa post:
MetaMetaTalk
To facilitate choking, here's a helpful hack: At your cookout, roll the paper plate up into a cone (or "funnel") and place the small end in your mouth. Then pour the beans in the large end.
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 4:09 AM on September 22, 2008
MeTa post:
Long live, Metafilter!
I've never heard of the dude before this. Amazing to think of how someone can have such a huge effect on so many and yet be completely unknown to someone in the same circles.
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 8:38 PM on September 14, 2008
MeTa post:
!@#$%
Little Debbie, Little Debbie, I'm a-comin' on home, baby!
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 7:36 AM on September 14, 2008
I was just disappointed that this thread took so long to get Southern Culture on the Skids.
My bad. I went looking for vids on youtube and got distracted. Lost in Mary Huff's beehive, I guess.
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 9:42 AM on September 14, 2008
MetaFilter: Snark Cakes!
"I have a strict policy of not commenting in my own callouts"
I aspire to get called out enough to have policies regarding them.
This thread reminds me of the advertising campaigns we were coming up with on #bunnies last night for Diet Nam™.
Diet Nam: You weren't there!
Diet Nam: You are entering a world of... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 3:00 PM on September 14, 2008
MeTa post:
Portland, Maine meetup?
I'd love to attend, but I'm pretty busy this month. Could do something early October, though. Portland is a delightful place.
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 2:36 PM on September 4, 2008
I'm out if it's a school night.
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 3:00 PM on September 9, 2008
Actually, I may be able to do a school night after all.
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 11:06 AM on September 12, 2008
MeTa post:
Apocalypse WOW!
I got a chuckle out of watercarrier's comments page
"Drink up. Be merry." indeed.
...BURN THE HERETIC! Burn the one who does not believe as we do!
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 4:43 AM on September 12, 2008
MeTa post:
Hm
"Seriously, MetaFilter mods are the best mods in the world! They have a stunning and mind-boggling amount of availability to the users."
You have no idea! I just showed up at Jessamyn's house on Friday and was like, "Happy birthday, I'm taking you to breakfast." She didn't put up a struggle or banhammer me or anything. And the breakfast? Was delicious.
Not at all like mathowie, though, in his reclusive... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 8:17 PM on September 10, 2008
Guys, you are NOT taking MetaFilter SERIOUSLY enough!
My GOD that is a great picture.
Seriously. I want the action figure.
Yeah, I know. It's almost as good as the old picture. All I need is a long white scarf and some brass goggles and Doctor Anachronos lives!
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 4:42 AM on September 11, 2008
MeTa post:
What is AskMe best at?
AskMe is terrible1 at answering my questions. Either that, or I am great at asking the unanswerable.
1 At the time of this posting, askme has a less than 50% success rate in answering my questions. This may actually be on par with others' experience; I wouldn't know.
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 9:16 AM on September 10, 2008
MeTa post:
Huh?
I'm a US citizen, and that's how ElectionFilter looks to me. It's not that far off from sports, really. Rah rah, go our team! Beat the other guys, who you are obviously vastly superior to and not at all the same as.
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 4:03 AM on September 10, 2008
MeTa post:
Macs
I have unlimited data. I think I can single-handedly push PalmOS into the top 5. (not set), you're going down.
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 11:30 AM on September 9, 2008
MeTa post:
AskPolitics
404'd
Get back to work, Blatcher. Don't make me unpersonize you on Facebook again.
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 2:42 PM on September 4, 2008
"My neighbor is a hardcore Republican."
I have no desire to see any of his movies.
"Ooh, baby. Yeah, baby, that's it. Talk dirty to me. Lie to me. Promise me smaller government. Tell me you want to lower taxes and reduce the deficit." *pant, moan*
Pass.
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 2:46 PM on September 4, 2008
MeTa post:
Oh, come on
Clearly, the post was axed for "A prominent women..." Seriously, d00d, wtf?
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 2:51 PM on September 1, 2008
MeTa post:
That which we call misogyny, by any other name...
The publishers of the previous comment would like to issue the following corrections, retractions, and clarifications:
Correction: BDS should be B.D.S., as it is an abbreviation.
Retraction: Wank-kneed. Strike that from the record. Just take it right out. Sounded funnier in my head than it does now... in my head... when I'm reading it... as opposed to when I wrote it.
Clarification: Suck it, assbags!
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 4:33 PM on August 29, 2008
onlyconnect, please allow me to publicly apologize to you. That text dump was not directed at you specifically, even though I used a quote from you as the lead-in to the joke. The "you" in "don't give a fuck what you think" was directed at everyone here equally. Everyone in America, and the entire world, in fact. Please do not feel singled out.
I certainly was not referring to anyone by any of the nouns, adjectives, etc. used in that comment. Each... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 6:30 PM on August 29, 2008
Hey, if anything, I got us to stop talking about VPILFs, abortion, and birth defects. Now the healing can begin.
I'm good for MetaFilter. I'm good for America.
I'm Eideteker, and I approve of this message, but not the medium.
posted to MetaTalk by Eideteker
at 6:34 PM on August 29, 2008
